Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until wewe find your contact lens.
ngumi, punch the body and tell people that he hit wewe first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of wewe shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give wewe a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.
Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased.
Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.
Leave some phony dog poop on juu of the deceased.
Tell the widow that wewe have to leave early and
ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over.
Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor who can't afford firewood.
Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them.
Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp.
Ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you.
Take up a collection to pay off the deceased's gambling debts.
Ask the widow if wewe can have the body to practice tatooing on.
Put Crazy Glue on the deceased's lips just before the widow's last kiss.
onyesha up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
If the widow cries, blow a trumpet every time she wipes her nose.
When no-one's looking, slip plastic vampire-teeth into the deceased's mouth.
Toss a handful of cooked mchele on the deceased and scream "MAGGOTS! MAGGOTS!" and pretend to faint.
At the cemetery take bets on how long it takes a body to decompose.
goose, bata bukini the widow as she bends over to throw dirt on the coffin.
Circulate a petition to have the body stuffed instead of buried.
Tell everyone you're from the IRS and you're confiscating the coffin for back-taxes.
Promise the minister a hundred dollars if he doesn't keep a straight face while praising the deceased.
ngumi, punch the body and tell people that he hit wewe first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of wewe shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give wewe a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.
Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased.
Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.
Leave some phony dog poop on juu of the deceased.
Tell the widow that wewe have to leave early and
ask if the will can be read before the funeral is over.
Urge the widow to give the deceased's wooden leg to someone poor who can't afford firewood.
Walk around telling people that the deceased didn't like them.
Use the deceased's tongue to lick a stamp.
Ask the widow for money which the deceased owes you.
Take up a collection to pay off the deceased's gambling debts.
Ask the widow if wewe can have the body to practice tatooing on.
Put Crazy Glue on the deceased's lips just before the widow's last kiss.
onyesha up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
If the widow cries, blow a trumpet every time she wipes her nose.
When no-one's looking, slip plastic vampire-teeth into the deceased's mouth.
Toss a handful of cooked mchele on the deceased and scream "MAGGOTS! MAGGOTS!" and pretend to faint.
At the cemetery take bets on how long it takes a body to decompose.
goose, bata bukini the widow as she bends over to throw dirt on the coffin.
Circulate a petition to have the body stuffed instead of buried.
Tell everyone you're from the IRS and you're confiscating the coffin for back-taxes.
Promise the minister a hundred dollars if he doesn't keep a straight face while praising the deceased.
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations:
1.ADVERTISING SIGN:
A sign infront of an advertising agency in south super highway,"Rome wasn't build in a day.If it was,we would have hired the contractor."
2.VALENTINE CARDS:
"Now available in multi-packs."
3.IN A RESTAURANT:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."
4.IN A CEMETERY:
"People are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."
5.ON A ROLLER COASTER:
"Watch your heads."
6.ON THE GROUNDS OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL:
"No trespassing without permission."
7.ON A TENNESSEE HIGHWAY:
"When this sign is underwater,this road is impossible to pass."
8.IN FRONT OF NEW CAR-WASH:
"If wewe can't read this, it's time to wash your car."
9.IN FRONT OF USED CARS :
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, come here first."
10.OUTSIDE A COUNTRY SHOP:
"We buy junk, taka and sell antiques."
P.S. wewe can tell zaidi in your comments.
1.ADVERTISING SIGN:
A sign infront of an advertising agency in south super highway,"Rome wasn't build in a day.If it was,we would have hired the contractor."
2.VALENTINE CARDS:
"Now available in multi-packs."
3.IN A RESTAURANT:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."
4.IN A CEMETERY:
"People are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."
5.ON A ROLLER COASTER:
"Watch your heads."
6.ON THE GROUNDS OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL:
"No trespassing without permission."
7.ON A TENNESSEE HIGHWAY:
"When this sign is underwater,this road is impossible to pass."
8.IN FRONT OF NEW CAR-WASH:
"If wewe can't read this, it's time to wash your car."
9.IN FRONT OF USED CARS :
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, come here first."
10.OUTSIDE A COUNTRY SHOP:
"We buy junk, taka and sell antiques."
P.S. wewe can tell zaidi in your comments.
Ten doesn't quite cut it for me; so here are five zaidi places that would be lovely to visit.
Greece
Greece is another country I discovered kwa searching up its beaches. Greece is nyumbani to a pink sand beach, pwani and I have always wanted to go to one of those. I was also very intrigued kwa the beauty of Navagio beach.With it's alluring cliff and white sand.
If wewe don't fancy a trip to the beach, Meteora seems like a fascinating place to try instead. It's basically a landscape straight out of ndoto novels--with monasteries resting upon natural (and humongous) rock pillars.
Perhaps wewe are...
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Greece
Greece is another country I discovered kwa searching up its beaches. Greece is nyumbani to a pink sand beach, pwani and I have always wanted to go to one of those. I was also very intrigued kwa the beauty of Navagio beach.With it's alluring cliff and white sand.
If wewe don't fancy a trip to the beach, Meteora seems like a fascinating place to try instead. It's basically a landscape straight out of ndoto novels--with monasteries resting upon natural (and humongous) rock pillars.
Perhaps wewe are...
My Sweet 16
A Car For A Birthday
Clear The Road
Bride & Groom
My Vote,My Choice
Happy 16th Birthday
16-Happy Birthday
