1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two dakika later.
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if wewe are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when wewe get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if wewe can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 dakika and if your teacher notices how long wewe were gone, say wewe have diarrhea au constipation.
8.During a lesson au while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, swali it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your kiti, kiti cha and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if wewe are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if wewe aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how wewe are never chosen (even if wewe get chosen often) au accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when wewe get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when wewe get asked about it, say that wewe aren't allowed wewe tell-the government has made wewe swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma au grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! wewe look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen au pencil to school so that wewe can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives wewe a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the siku with a grin.
17.When wewe are supposed to be kusoma silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives wewe the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* suits you. *giggle* Yea... wewe look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this swali due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that wewe heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that wewe can't answer that. They threatened wewe to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that wewe had to take care of'.
26.(If wewe haven't learned) In an important test au assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your punda off that afternoon and the inayofuata siku when wewe are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that wewe are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, siku after day.
30.If wewe ever have to mark your own work, with every swali wewe get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if wewe are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when wewe get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if wewe can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 dakika and if your teacher notices how long wewe were gone, say wewe have diarrhea au constipation.
8.During a lesson au while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, swali it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your kiti, kiti cha and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if wewe are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if wewe aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how wewe are never chosen (even if wewe get chosen often) au accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when wewe get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when wewe get asked about it, say that wewe aren't allowed wewe tell-the government has made wewe swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma au grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! wewe look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen au pencil to school so that wewe can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives wewe a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the siku with a grin.
17.When wewe are supposed to be kusoma silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives wewe the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* suits you. *giggle* Yea... wewe look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this swali due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that wewe heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that wewe can't answer that. They threatened wewe to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that wewe had to take care of'.
26.(If wewe haven't learned) In an important test au assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your punda off that afternoon and the inayofuata siku when wewe are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that wewe are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, siku after day.
30.If wewe ever have to mark your own work, with every swali wewe get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes wewe mad au doesnt agree with your point of view wewe just ripoti them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes wewe mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont ripoti thm. Because we are a big family and we dont ripoti au block family we care and onyesha upendo for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to ripoti someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
upendo all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes wewe mad au doesnt agree with your point of view wewe just ripoti them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes wewe mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont ripoti thm. Because we are a big family and we dont ripoti au block family we care and onyesha upendo for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to ripoti someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
upendo all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do wewe want?" "I'm calling to ripoti my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank wewe very much for the call, sir." The inayofuata day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your kusoma my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even kusoma this.
4. wewe didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did wewe notice I skipped number three.
7. wewe don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that wewe silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then wewe realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But wewe remember that a fact is something that can be proven right au wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. wewe wish wewe never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch wewe with the missing number this time. au did I?
14. wewe wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind kusoma powers amaze you.
16. wewe totally forgot I was only supposed to tell wewe ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even kusoma this.
4. wewe didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did wewe notice I skipped number three.
7. wewe don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that wewe silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then wewe realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But wewe remember that a fact is something that can be proven right au wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. wewe wish wewe never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch wewe with the missing number this time. au did I?
14. wewe wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind kusoma powers amaze you.
16. wewe totally forgot I was only supposed to tell wewe ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children imba in a row, then wewe sneeze and wewe fall down. Did wewe ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - wewe used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how wewe knew wewe had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - wewe know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children imba in a row, then wewe sneeze and wewe fall down. Did wewe ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - wewe used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how wewe knew wewe had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - wewe know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.