Yeah, I just needed to do a D.A.R.E. Essay, and I had it typed up on my computer, so I just copied and pasted it here, so I go on this site at school, and copy and paste it to Google docs there, so I can print it out there. Yeah, people who do drugs, please don't be offended kwa this, since I needed to do this essay, so, yeah.

D.A.R.E. Essay

I have learned a lot of valuable things from D.A.R.E. this year. D.A.R.E. stands for Drug Abusive Resistance Education. One this is not to do drugs. There are a lot of different kinds of drugs, but the most common drugs are smoking, and drinking alcohol....

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Prologue
She never knew she had an uncle until her parents died. It’s strange how- sometimes in life when wewe lose important people in your life wewe gain some more.
Her mother and father died in a house fire. No one knew how it started except the one daughter who managed to survive.
But she was in no state to tell. She suffered mild burns but her mind suffered worst of all. She never spoke again.
She was kept in hospital for six months but eventually she was packed off to her uncle Scipio. She was thirteen years old and many alisema it was a crime sending a child off to such an evil man...

It was late afternoon. Foamy had just woken up. He was at the door. “ah. Time for a nice siku of ranting.” he alisema as he opened the door. When he saw his surroundings he freaked out. “what the h@#$!?” this isn't my neighborhood!i need a lawyer! Where is my lawyer!?” Pilz-E walked out of another house. “What's with all the noise Foamy?” he asked. “Stop popping pills and look around wewe a%$hole!” Foamy replied. Pilz-E looked around and gasped. “you're right Foamy. This isn't where we live!” Foamy rolled his eyes and alisema sarcastically “gee, I never would've guessed, retard!”...

1. Pretend that your dawati is a drum and ur pencils are drum sticks.

2. Randomly hypervenlate out of no where.

3. when ur teacher asks if there are an questains on the testhomework shout out 'WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO # 10!'

4. break your pencil on purpse in front of them when there talking then get up and sharpen it.

5. If they ask wewe to guess theyre age (no they wont) guess 10 years older then u really think.

6. On ur paper write a bila mpangilio mwaka and someone elses name and write ur name on a smart kids.

7. Talk to people u hate in class constently then when they tell u to stup up say 'they're bugging me!'...