Congratulations. You’ve worked up the nerve to ask the girl out and she alisema yes. You’ve convinced her you’re worth a shot. It is the night of your first tarehe and you’re terrified of messing up. You’re not sure how to impress the girl. Well, thankfully you’ve found this guide, written kwa me, a girl.
Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth through awkward silences
•Have some ideas on where to go and what to do, it will make wewe seem zaidi on juu of the situation, but don’t decide of a place, she may not like it.
•Always, always, always have a jacket
Step two: During
•Show up no later than ten dakika late, and never be early. If wewe told her eight, she plans on having until eight to get ready, and if you’re late it will seem like wewe don’t care
•Compliment her! She spent a while getting ready and she wants to know it was worth it. Make it something from the heart, not “You look so sexy/hot”
•It never hurts to open up the car door.
•Say wewe thought you’d go to _______. Choose a place with a wide verity of food, so she can find something she likes
•Expensive is not always better, she will feel guilty if wewe drop a lot of money
*Don't make it a quiz, with a bunch of maswali starting with what, how why, ect. Start a real conversationg, wit ha few maswali sprinkled in. YOu will get to know her overtime
•Avoid pick up lines, though the fake-yawn to put your arm around us is tolerated, lines like “did it hurt when wewe fell from heaven” are not
•If it’s cold, the koti, jacket wewe brought is around her shoulders. It’s a sweet gesture that will always give wewe heshima for the future
•Avoid talk about any “ex” she may feel used, au like a trophy. Both are undesirable
Step three: After
•If you’re planning to kiss her good bye au say something sweat, do so in the car. Her father is most likely waiting for a way to embarrass wewe and anything zaidi moderate than a hand-shake will not be acceptable
•Make it clear wewe had a good time but don’t offer a sekunde tarehe unless wewe are sure she wants one too.
•Don’t kiss unless the mood is right, but make it memorable
•Walk her to the door
•After walking back to your car, take one last look at her house and smile. She’ll be watching and will most likely smile back.
Step four: The future
•Don’t treat her as a trophy, talk to her, be with her, but don’t parade her around
•Kissing/hugging in front of your Marafiki means a lot, but in front of hers could be risky, like everything, test the waters before making big moves
•Stand up for her, ask her for advice, and make sure she never doubts how wewe feel
•If wewe cheat on her, wewe sure as hell will get your punda kicked, kwa both her, her friends, and the one wewe cheated with. She will find out eventually
•If wewe lie to her, wewe sure as hell will get your punda kicked
•Doing something sweet and romantic will almost always make up for forgotten birthdays/anniversaries
•Sometimes, she just needs a shoulder to cry on
Remember, wewe may think the work is done after the first date, but really the war has just begun. Girls are not some trophy to be won, sat on a shelf, and admired. wewe have to work to keep her. Do sappy romantic things, carry her books, and open her doors. Never lose sight that every time a girl says yes to a date, it is the best thing that ever happened to you.
Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth through awkward silences
•Have some ideas on where to go and what to do, it will make wewe seem zaidi on juu of the situation, but don’t decide of a place, she may not like it.
•Always, always, always have a jacket
Step two: During
•Show up no later than ten dakika late, and never be early. If wewe told her eight, she plans on having until eight to get ready, and if you’re late it will seem like wewe don’t care
•Compliment her! She spent a while getting ready and she wants to know it was worth it. Make it something from the heart, not “You look so sexy/hot”
•It never hurts to open up the car door.
•Say wewe thought you’d go to _______. Choose a place with a wide verity of food, so she can find something she likes
•Expensive is not always better, she will feel guilty if wewe drop a lot of money
*Don't make it a quiz, with a bunch of maswali starting with what, how why, ect. Start a real conversationg, wit ha few maswali sprinkled in. YOu will get to know her overtime
•Avoid pick up lines, though the fake-yawn to put your arm around us is tolerated, lines like “did it hurt when wewe fell from heaven” are not
•If it’s cold, the koti, jacket wewe brought is around her shoulders. It’s a sweet gesture that will always give wewe heshima for the future
•Avoid talk about any “ex” she may feel used, au like a trophy. Both are undesirable
Step three: After
•If you’re planning to kiss her good bye au say something sweat, do so in the car. Her father is most likely waiting for a way to embarrass wewe and anything zaidi moderate than a hand-shake will not be acceptable
•Make it clear wewe had a good time but don’t offer a sekunde tarehe unless wewe are sure she wants one too.
•Don’t kiss unless the mood is right, but make it memorable
•Walk her to the door
•After walking back to your car, take one last look at her house and smile. She’ll be watching and will most likely smile back.
Step four: The future
•Don’t treat her as a trophy, talk to her, be with her, but don’t parade her around
•Kissing/hugging in front of your Marafiki means a lot, but in front of hers could be risky, like everything, test the waters before making big moves
•Stand up for her, ask her for advice, and make sure she never doubts how wewe feel
•If wewe cheat on her, wewe sure as hell will get your punda kicked, kwa both her, her friends, and the one wewe cheated with. She will find out eventually
•If wewe lie to her, wewe sure as hell will get your punda kicked
•Doing something sweet and romantic will almost always make up for forgotten birthdays/anniversaries
•Sometimes, she just needs a shoulder to cry on
Remember, wewe may think the work is done after the first date, but really the war has just begun. Girls are not some trophy to be won, sat on a shelf, and admired. wewe have to work to keep her. Do sappy romantic things, carry her books, and open her doors. Never lose sight that every time a girl says yes to a date, it is the best thing that ever happened to you.
These are just bila mpangilio ways to eat my inayopendelewa cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.
1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with strawberry milk
5. frozen
6. frozen with milk
7. frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in frozen yogurt
11. in frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with karanga butter
14. frozen with karanga butter
15. frozen with 7up
16. with karanga siagi and 7up
17. with cherry 7up
18. frozen with cherry 7up
19. frozen with karanga siagi and cherry 7up
20. kwa itself
If wewe try any of these and like it, please write a maoni and tell me which one(s) wewe tried. :)
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.
1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with strawberry milk
5. frozen
6. frozen with milk
7. frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in frozen yogurt
11. in frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with karanga butter
14. frozen with karanga butter
15. frozen with 7up
16. with karanga siagi and 7up
17. with cherry 7up
18. frozen with cherry 7up
19. frozen with karanga siagi and cherry 7up
20. kwa itself
If wewe try any of these and like it, please write a maoni and tell me which one(s) wewe tried. :)
I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.
Ash
Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if wewe ever, one siku decide to call me that. If wewe think I'm insane, run away, because wewe are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too wewe a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. wewe think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.
Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
Ash
Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if wewe ever, one siku decide to call me that. If wewe think I'm insane, run away, because wewe are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too wewe a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. wewe think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.
Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .