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Snowfall_______________________________________________________
People Key
Apolla=Goku Gaden=Vegeta Kelvin=Piccolo Leonzio=Yamcha Pablo=Dende Yajira=Bulma
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~~ =Memories
The snow, it glittered like delicate diamonds against the night sky. The ocean, it roared like an ever persistent beast unable to rest, crashing in waves upon waves against the rock. And the sky, oh the sky. It was grey with its predominant clouds rolling and turning, ever in their turmoil. But yet, the snow, it continued to fall and it remained pure and fragile.

"Apolla."

The words were almost in the form of a growl, as if the person who had uttered the name was angry at the owner of alisema name. Upon the high cliff that sat at the ocean's edge stood a proud, strong figure. Their back was straight and their shoulders squared, as if nothing in the world could possibly burden them, consume them, break them.

Yet, in the darkened eyes of the Saiyajin prince, there lay a glint of something that very few could understand.

True heartbreak.

And it lay there, buried underneath the false facade of strength and confidence.

Ready to crumble.

~~"You know what, Gaden?"

"What?"

"I think we should dress up for Halloween, what do wewe think?"

"Dress up?"

"Yeah! I think it will be fun. A lot of people on Earth do it, it's a like a tradition!"

"What in the world could be fun about dressing up as disgusting, grotesque looking creatures?"

There was a slight roll of the eyes from the younger Saiyajin, followed kwa a quirk at the corner of her lips, inaonyesha her amusement towards the older Saiyajin.

"Come on! You've never even tried it, I'm sure you'd have a lot of fun if wewe did. Please, please, please?" Clasping her hands in front of her, Apolla gave the Saiyajin prince her best "puppy dog" look and stuck her bottom lip out in a classic pouting fashion.

Eyeing his lover, Gaden arched a brow and then brought his gaze back upon the tan, childish features of the smaller Saiyajin. Soon, there was a smirk upon his face and one would instantly think "Uh-oh" if they knew Gaden and knew what such a look could possibly mean.

"How about...instead of dressing up...we get UN-dressed," he alisema as he walked towards Apolla and wrapped his arms around the woman's waist, in a seemingly almost innocent embrace. However, those sneaky hands soon found their way down the younger saiyajins back until they were groping the perfectly round and firm globes of flesh that was Apolla's ass.

Apolla's eyes widened in simple surprise, her back muscles tensing a bit from the unexpected touch against her posterior. With a tilt of her head, she looked up at her lover in pure innocence.

"Gaaaddeenn, we can do that ANY siku of the year, but Halloween only comes ONCE a year, so we HAVE to do something! Come ooooon." A long, drawn out whine followed this statement and Gaden couldn't help but wince. He hated it when his mate whined, it grated at his nerves and cracked every ounce of his willpower until it crumbled into tiny, undefinable pieces of dust upon the floor.

"Alright, alright, just stop DOING that. You're a grown woman, not a twelve mwaka old girl," he grumbled as Apolla's face lit up with such glowing delight that even Gaden had to smile a bit.

Just a bit.

And with that, Gaden found himself joining the hundreds of other humans, walking the dark streets at late hours, dressed as a ghost made from simply cutting up one of Yajira's expensive linens. That alone made the entire night worth it.

And perhaps watching the way Apolla so deliciously sucked on a tootsie-pop helped a little.~~


The wind felt uchungu, chungu and cold as it carried the snow in an erratic dance around his form. His long,hazelnut hair whipped around his face a bit and his always narrowed eyes seemed to harden from an unseen force au thought that was torturing the Saiyajin prince's mind.

Inside of his chest, his moyo beat in rhythmic thumps against his ribcage. Each passing moment brought each pampu into a faster pace. And it was so hard to keep all of these emotions at bay. Not with the wind nipping at his cheeks, like knives cutting into his flesh, not with the snow falling onto him, touching upon his skin like icy cold kisses, only meant to tease and torment him; not with the way the ocean was roaring so loudly in his ears that he was sure he was actually going mad.

"God dammit," he muttered to himself, the sound of his gloves bending as his fingers clenched into his palms, taking on the form of fists at his sides. It wasn't supposed to be like this, he told himself in his mind.

It wasn't supposed to be like this.

~~"Hey, Gaden. wewe know what?"

"What is it, Apolla?"

"I think we should get a tree. wewe know, for Christmas."

"A tree? What for?"

"To decorate! And put in our house. I think it'll look pretty."

"Pretty?" the prince repeated with something akin to disgust, blinking his eyes and giving his mate a very blank look. "And why would we put a mti in our house? Trees belong outside."

"Yeah, I knoooow but once a mwaka humans cut down a mti and put it in their house. Then they decorate it with lights and garland and ornaments! It's called a krisimasi Tree."

"Another Earth custom, I suppose?"

Gaden kept himself ignorant of the things humans did on this small little planet, not caring in the least bit what they did with their lives. But these things always seemed so important to his mate that it was getting harder and harder to ignore them.

He was still suffering abuse and mockery from the last little Earth custom he'd participated in on Apolla's insitance. He'd have to get those pictures back from Yajira, one way au another.

Damn woman.

"That's right!" Apolla alisema cheerfully, that signature grin upon her face, the one that anyone could melt to.

"And I have no choice in the matter, do I?"

"Not really!"

And just like that, Gaden found himself out in the blistering cold weather, walking through the snow and slush like some damn fool as his mate dragged him from mti to tree, looking for the 'perfect' one to cut down and take home.

But when they did find it...

What a perfect mti it was.~~


His fists clenched so tight that he eventually tore holes through his gloves from the sheer force of his fingernails digging into his palms.

His moyo was beating faster, and faster and soon he thought it would explode. It was burning so badly within his chest that it might've been on fire, and maybe it had something to do with the damn stinging in his eyes and the forceful, heavy feeling that lingered in his head as he so desperately tried to keep those unwanted tears at bay.

Fucking emotions, they were so messy and they turned everything Gaden ever knew and ever believed in right upside down, until they were hanging from a very thin branch on a withering old mti that could snap at any moment.

Teeth gritted together, so hard they might crack from the strength and noises tried to escape from his throat but he kept them back. He didn't want to break, because if he broke now, he'd never be able to fix himself, never be able to be put back together.

But he was breaking...

And it was becoming very hard to catch the pieces before they fell.

~~"It looks beautiful."

The lights that hung upon the mti twinkled in the dim glow of the moto in the fireplace. The shiny, glassy ornaments sparkled as they lay nestled in the bristle and branches of the evergreen. It was, indeed, a very beautiful sight.

But not nearly as beautiful as the sight that sat inayofuata to it.

Looking up at the tree, Apolla's big eyes seemed to glitter just as much, if not more, as the ornaments at which she was gazing so intently at. Her long, inky black,purple tinted hair shone as it fell around her tan, brounzed face.

She looked just like a kid waiting for krisimasi morning. Gaden figured that his mate would be there all night long if he'd let her.

Snow fell lightly outside the window, which was slightly fogged and frosted from the cold weather and the heat from inside. It was a dark, but calm night. The night before Christmas.

And Gaden couldn't help but think now why humans liked this holiday so much. There was definitely something very special about it.

au pehaps what was special was the feeling one got from spending it with someone they loved.

Gaden had been sitting upon the kitanda and he closed his eyes, crossing his arms as he rested his head against the back of the sofa. If his lover was going to stay up all night, then so would he.

But he must've fallen asleep at some point.

What felt like a few dakika was actually quite a few hours when Gaden felt a soft, warm air brush past the shell of his ear. Cracking open his eyes, he looked down and saw Apolla leaning over the back of the sofa, her lips right inayofuata to Gaden's ear.

"Apolla, what are wewe doing?" he asked.

There was just a soft smile upon Apolla's features as she lifted her arm and dangled something above Gaden's head. Looking up, he noticed that his mate was holding a piece of mistle toe.

And before he knew it, there was a soft, slightly chapped, pair of lips upon his own. A warmth seemed to spread from that spot of connection, through the rest of his body.

"Merry Christmas," Apolla whispered to him when their lips broke apart and the sun began to ascend on the horizon.~~


Soon, it came to such an overwhelming point that he could no longer hold back the tears that pushed at the back of his eyes, au the noises that bubbled up in his throat. Blood dripped from his palms as his fingers ripped into the flesh, tightening his fists even further. His body trembled from the effort and soon it felt like an explosion ripped through his entire being.

An explosion in his heart, his mind, body, his very soul. And he was screaming, screaming so loud that his throat became raw within just a few sekunde and a metallic taste overwhelmed his tastebuds.

A raw, passionate power seemed to consume the once mighty, once in-control prince, as it swirled around him fiercely, his clothing ripping as his muscles bulged and his eyes flashed green and his hair flickered bright gold.

Soon the ground was shaking beneath his feet, falling apart and cracking, cracking just like his control, his emotions, his heart. His god damn moyo that was breaking and breaking and continued to break. And in moments like these he truly wished he was the heartless monster so many people believed him to be.

Now he was on his knees, hunched over like some pathetic person who had no hope and no sanity left in them. His forearms rested against the ground and his head hung limply, his shoulders starting to wear and sag. Saliva dripped from his slightly parted lips as he sucked in harsh, haggard breaths, and with that, tears sprinkled from his eyes and landed on the snowy ground, freezing in an instant.

"I promised to protect you," he whispered, his voice hoarse.

But he hadn't protected her...

~~"Come on, Gaden, I can take this guy. How tough can he be?"

"I alisema no, Apolla! Let ME handle him!"

"Gaden! Let me get him!" Apolla said, her face very serious, her eyes glinting with that look that alisema there was no messing around this time. But before the two of them could further plan out their course of action, there was a loud explosion and the ground erupted in a kuoga of dirt and rock, trees and buildings falling down around them as if they had been made of nothing but clay.

Humans were running in every direction,screaming and trampling over each other in attempts to get to some form of safety. The only people that seemed to be standing their ground were Gaden and Apolla and what was left of the Z Warriors.

Earth was trembling, breaking apart underneath their very feet, the inayofuata planet to be destroyed on this sick monster's check list. Countless other planet's had already suffered destruction, including Namek.

Pablo, Earth's guardian, had been the first to be slaughtered on Earth. Even Kelvin and Leonzio had recieved the same fate, nothing left of their bodies to prove they had even existed.

As much as Gaden knew that Apolla was kwa far the strongest and most capable, he still felt a sense of duty to protect her. Something just did not feel right about this battle, their opponent, the new enemy, his powers were deceiving and far zaidi potentially dangerous than they were used to.

But before he could stop the strong-willed younger Saiyajin, Apolla had sped past him as nothing but an red and black blur. He reached out to grab her but he only grabbed onto air and as if in slow motion, his head turned to lock eyes on the scene before him.

"Apolla!" he screamed as Apolla sent a ki attack at the enemy. But it didn't seem to faze the beast one bit as he grabbed onto Apolla's neck and held her high in the air like some rag doll, some pest that needed only to be exterminated.

And Gaden was flying at them in an instant, moving faster than he ever thought he had in his life but even that was too slow. Too god damn slow.

Within seconds, he saw the hand go through Apolla's chest like a kisu going through butter, blood spurting everywhere, in thick, red gushes down the enemy's arm.

The look on Apolla's face was one Gaden would never be able to get out of his mind. It would be ingrained in his memory forever.

A look of sheer surprise and even fear. Large, once innocent and childish eyes, were widened and fading. After the shock had worn off, there was a cough from the younger Saiyajin and blood dribbled down her lips. Even Gaden was frozen in mid air, looking upon the scene as if he himself did not believe it was real.

In another instant, the arm yanked itself back out of Apolla's chest, and in the hand was gripped her heart. And soon it was crushed within the monster's grip.

Gaden's lover's body was thrown aside like trash and lay in a broken, bloody heap on the floor, eyes still wide open with fear. That alone sent Gaden off in a rage and a power he never knew he had, never knew even existed, one far stronger than anything he'd ever witnessed erupted from his battered and bruised body. It surrounded the area with a bright, violent light and anything within a few hundred miles was turned to dust.

Within moments, he'd ripped apart the bastard that dare harm his upendo until there was nothing left but the blood on his hands.

But the power had come with a great price and Gaden lay on the ground, in the desolate crater he had created from his own ki, eyes barely open and dulling with each passing second, his breathing becoming zaidi and zaidi shallow. He was sure he was going to die.

But, then again...

She was already dead.


Gaden stared down at his hands as he continued to lay hunched over, snow falling upon his back but he barely even felt it anymore, he was so numb to everything.

These hands...

They had once killed entire populations with one point of the finger.

They had once defended Earth from total annihilation.

They had once touched the soft, smooth skin of the only person he knew he'd truly love.

But now they were pale and scratched and bleeding. They were now merely the hands that had failed to protect his lover.

Tears welled up within his eyes and he squeezed them shut, gritting his teeth together as he tried to keep himself from totally falling apart, but it was a useless effort and he found himself sobbing, sobbing as he lay against the ground, cheek pressed against the cold, hard Earth.

The Earth that Apolla had loved so much.

"I wish Yajira would have just let me die," he alisema out loud. He'd been so close to death, so close to being with Apolla again. But the damn woman had saved what little life he had left.

He fucking hated that woman.

"Apolla," he alisema again, but this time his voice was softer as he ran his fingers over the ground, very lightly running them through the bent and swaying blades of nyasi that poked up through the thin layer of snow.

Again, the snow fell upon his cheek, getting stuck in the tears that ran down his red and numb face, uigizaji as those cold kisses once more. Bringing his hand up, he let his fingertips touch upon his cheek and he felt the tears and the cold and the snow.

It was so beautiful and pure, the snow.

Just like Apolla.

And he so wanted to believe that those kisses were kisses from his love.

Getting up on his knees, he took in a deep breath, filling his lungs with the icy-cold air. And once he had let it out, he gathered the courage to stand up, and it was really all of the courage he possessed. But Apolla would not have wanted him to lay there forever, freezing to death out in the middle of no where.

What a death for the Prince of all Saiyajins.

So he turned his back and walked away, the ocean still roaring in his ears and the sky still rolling and turning with its ever approaching storm.

But the snow...

The snow he didn't mind so much anymore.

~~"You know what, Gaden?"

"What, Apolla?"

"I think this is going to be the best mwaka ever."

"Why's that?"

A simple smile was the response.

"Because I get to spend it with you."

A simple smile in return~~



*Sniff* THE VERY SAD END!!!!!
 One last time
One last time
EF PEPLE CONTNUU 2 WRIT LYK DIS I WILL ART FLIPIN OUT!
Translation: If people continue to write like this I will start flipping out!

....Now there's two points alone in that sentence and those points were horrible spelling and the constant abuse of the nyara lock. Most people continue doing these two things to get on everyone's nerves. I can understand that some people uandishi this way if he/she had dyslexia au someone learning to speak English and hasn't quite grasped it yet au if you're texting someone on your phone(that can be a real pain), but there's absolutely no excuse for the rest of us...
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posted by AnimeFan66
1. Always have kindness with you. If wewe have no kindness, then you're no better than anyone else.

2. Always listen to what your Marafiki have to explain. If they have a proublem and need to explain it to you, stop what you're doing and listen to them carefully.

3. Be respectfull. Using respect will let the person know who wewe are au what they think wewe are.

4. Never curse at your friends. It will lead to arguments, breakouts, and maybe even sleepless nights au bad days.

5. Always lend a hand. If you're Marafiki are having a prouble, feel free to lend a hand for them. But remeber to ask them if...
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posted by spunkyonyx
Agapanthus africanus
Family: Amaryllidaceae
Common names: ~Lily of the Nile~ ~Blue African Lily ~ ~African Lily~

Agapanthus originates from South Africa. The scientific name refers to the Greek word ~agape~ for ~love~ and ~anthos~ for ~ flower.~

The lily-like florets clustered on a long, thick leafless stem are available year-round in purple and white.
Agapanthus is sensitive to the presence of ethylene gas. This maua, ua should be kept away from naturally occurring gas, i.e. ripening fruit.

Agave americana L.
Family: Agavaceae
Common Names: ~Century Plant ~ ~West Indian Daggerlog ~ ~Rattlesnake-master~...
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posted by invadercalliope
I HOPE wewe ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!


wewe can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
--------------------------------------------------
dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
posted by BeautysOverated
 :)
:)
1.    Run to the juu of the Eiffel Tower
2.    Eat snails in France
3.    Go to Hollywood
4.    Climb the Statue of Liberty
5.    Gamble in Vegas
6.    Attend a major sporting event
7.    Attempt to catch the ball at the Superbowl
8.    Drive across America –> coast to coast
9.    Go to the pyramids in Egypt
10.    Ride a ngamia in the desert
11.    Climb Uluru
12.    Spend...
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posted by cute20k
Do wewe have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause wewe to spit and ask wewe not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?







A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. wewe fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?






A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?






Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. wewe blow me hard . What am I?






Chewing gum

5. All siku long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?






An elevator

6. I...
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posted by invadercalliope
These nukuu are nukuu with differnt meanings of ferret, chororo-kaya au just the animal.
“If a ferret, chororo-kaya bites wewe it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the maoni are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, wewe can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to ferret, chororo-kaya it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and ferret, chororo-kaya it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
After spending hours alone and together Miki and Hei come out.Once both out she lead Hei to her personal weapon room "wow wewe own every last weapon here?" "yep and trust me its not easy hiding this big room" she shows him each one and onyesha him how to use them all.After that they both chose three weapons and fought for a vary long time (A.K.A 5 hours) Luka (Miki's twin brother)got nyumbani to see that his sister on the floor laughing and giggling and with a big smile on her face "well well well who do we have here little miss 'i don't need a boyfriend' on the floor with a guy" "Luka?! so not cool...
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posted by invadercalliope
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo dam dam
didoodi dam
*music*
When the morning
come come
I'm dancing like
you're dumb dumb
And when the groove
is high
When dummies jump
to sky
If wewe feel the groove
groove
The dummies have to
move move
Can wewe feel the beat? The beat?
The beat?
You never tell me
what is wrong
Cause now it's time to be alone
Let me upendo you
everyday
So long wewe let the dummies play
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Why not smile? wewe can always find a reason to smile, believe it au not. wewe can say that your life is the worst, wewe can find a hundred reasons to prove that your life sucks, but I bet wewe anything, that if wewe let yourself search, wewe can find a thousand reasons to smile. Whether it's a person, a memory, a possession, wewe can always find something worth living for.

So many people spend their lives hating, complaining, moaning, but really, what's the point? Of course, everyone has off days, everyone gets angry, upset, annoyed, but wewe don't need to spend your whole life living like that. Everyone...
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(I EDITED THIS A LITTLE SO I COULD ADRESS SOME OTHER STEREOTYPES THAT I THINK ARE WRONG and EXTREMELY HURTFUL!!!!)

In the world of stereotypes...


I HAVE CURVES, so I MUST be a fat-ass.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST talk like a butler.

I DON'T WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a tom-boy.

I'm POOR, so I MUST be homeless.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN upendo WITH A MAN WHILE HE WAS TAKEN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’M EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be looking...
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posted by LadyL68
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥


♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥



♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥




♥If you're asking if I upendo you♥
♥The answer is I do♥








☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮

















READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
posted by iamagagamonster
~~ dont be offended, i upendo bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way wewe are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl wewe need to shave

and when wewe smile, the whole world ducks and...
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her nyumbani because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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Answer their maswali with questions

Ask if wewe they can put chakula color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a maoni about his abs.

Ask if the pizza has had its shots

Ask if the pizza is organically grown

Ask if them for a free tarehe with one of the staff if wewe make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
In Japan,people use lots of smileys au emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and wewe don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do wewe use these emotions au others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) kiss
-See zaidi emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. au be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat chakula that can make wewe sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda au crush
4) gety near load stuff au equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late saa
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms mitaani, mtaa orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make wewe hiper



those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.


plz writ a commet to tell me what wewe did on the list

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
juu 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time wewe wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say wewe don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite au scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with Marafiki that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a kisu of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, wewe don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a bass, besi Pro duka au anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift duka and destroy everything...
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posted by MrOrange16
This is a orodha of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If wewe enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. wewe must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue...
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