DEMENTED POEMS
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And onyesha me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And wewe upendo it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
onyesha me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And kumeza it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And onyesha me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And wewe upendo it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
onyesha me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And kumeza it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when wewe say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. wewe look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and wewe never get tired of being with us.
4. I upendo wewe and only you.-Well, wewe guys get the picture.
5. I will be with wewe forever.
6. wewe have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. wewe shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for wewe to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. wewe look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and wewe never get tired of being with us.
4. I upendo wewe and only you.-Well, wewe guys get the picture.
5. I will be with wewe forever.
6. wewe have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. wewe shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for wewe to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when wewe want to get kicked out of the DMV. kwa Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy inayofuata to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over kwa a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people inayofuata to wewe look at wewe funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down inayofuata to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your inayopendelewa onyesha the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big onyesha number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy inayofuata to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over kwa a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people inayofuata to wewe look at wewe funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down inayofuata to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your inayopendelewa onyesha the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big onyesha number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.