37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish wewe were a door so I could slam wewe all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do wewe work for UPS? I thought I saw wewe checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 Bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy wewe a drink au do wewe just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted kitanda Thrasher: have wewe seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make wewe the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and wewe can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish wewe were a gppony, pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride wewe all siku long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how wewe look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings au the stairway to heaven?
14. wewe might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. wewe must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing wewe do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be wewe kwa morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. wewe know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do wewe believe in upendo at first sight au should I walk kwa again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone alisema wewe were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if wewe think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but wewe can tickle me anytime wewe want to.
30. I know maziwa does a body good, but DAMN, how much have wewe been drinking?
31. If wewe were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't wewe like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go nyumbani without me.
34. Do wewe sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do wewe wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I Lost my puppy. Can wewe help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get wewe out of these wet clothes.
1. I wish wewe were a door so I could slam wewe all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do wewe work for UPS? I thought I saw wewe checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 Bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy wewe a drink au do wewe just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted kitanda Thrasher: have wewe seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make wewe the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and wewe can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish wewe were a gppony, pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride wewe all siku long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how wewe look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings au the stairway to heaven?
14. wewe might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. wewe must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing wewe do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be wewe kwa morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. wewe know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do wewe believe in upendo at first sight au should I walk kwa again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone alisema wewe were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if wewe think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but wewe can tickle me anytime wewe want to.
30. I know maziwa does a body good, but DAMN, how much have wewe been drinking?
31. If wewe were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't wewe like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go nyumbani without me.
34. Do wewe sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do wewe wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I Lost my puppy. Can wewe help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get wewe out of these wet clothes.
