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1) wewe will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) wewe will check the Fridge to see if any chakula has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and wewe are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) wewe hate it when wewe run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when wewe are in the middle of a huge argument and realize wewe are wrong

8) wewe think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 dakika after the right moment

9) wewe can watch a movie that wewe have watched when wewe were younger again just because wewe realized wewe didn't know what the heck was going on

10) wewe check behind the bathroom curtains to see if there are any murders going on

11) wewe wish muziki did magically start playing during epic moments of your life, not just in movies

12) wewe say "i dunno" when wewe are too bored to explain something

13) wewe start laughing randomly just because wewe remembered something funny (and wewe won't tell the other person why wewe are laughing just because it's fun)

14) wewe hate getting texts that just say 'k"

15) wewe hate it when wewe miss a call kwa the last ring

16) Why doesn't the freezer have a light?

17) wewe used to blow up video games when wewe were younger to make them work

18) wewe haven't Lost it! wewe just can't find it!

19) When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of wewe will always have the most complex of transactions

20) When wewe are terribly bored at the computer wewe will type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" on Google
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I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are wewe busy?" au "Are wewe doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...
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Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first chemsha bongo I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told wewe I could make wewe say 256.





OK,if wewe alisema to yourself,"No.You alisema wewe can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if wewe didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If wewe consider it a sport to gather your chakula kwa drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all siku hoping that the chakula will swim by, wewe might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each mwaka because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, wewe might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, wewe might live in Michigan .

If wewe instinctively walk like a penguin, auk for five months out of the year, wewe might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...
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Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because wewe know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that wewe must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who wewe are and wewe should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make wewe feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...
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