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posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
jnrm:
dude!
whats with the icon!
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
John Stamso
Stamos*
8:56pmjnrm:
who?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Uncle Jesse
8:56pmjnrm:
what?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*facekeithface*
9:07pmjnrm:
who is that!
9:07pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Google
it
9:07pmjnrm:
fine.... is he a pornstar...
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Nien
9:08pmjnrm:
are wewe sure?
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yesh,
9:08pmjnrm:
..... full house?
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
yush
9:09pmjnrm:
why do wewe like him
???
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
he's sexi
9:09pmjnrm:
eh
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
exact way i'm with phillip phillips
9:10pmjnrm:
wewe wanna know whos sexy...... link
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*shiveers*
9:11pmjnrm:
i thought wewe liked him now!
9:11pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Eh....
i'm iffy iffy6
9:11pmjnrm:
dood! wewe alisema wewe liked him and he was hot!
9:11pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i alisema he was kinda cute and hot
9:12pmjnrm:
well, acctually wewe alisema he was sexy.. still!
9:12pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i would never say taht
9:14pmjnrm:
okay..
reply on the rp!
9:14pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
I won't if wewe nag me
9:16pmjnrm:
well I havent been nagging and wewe havent been replying
9:16pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i've been busy
9:17pmjnrm:
yah well dont bitch, kahaba at me then
9:17pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i'm sorry
9:18pmjnrm:
if wewe are sorry then please stop doing it
9:21pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Okay
9:23pmjnrm:
okay
9:23pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
otay :3
i have hebert!
9:23pmjnrm:
?
9:23pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
sherbert :3
i call is herbert xD
9:24pmjnrm:
oh!
whats it taste like?
9:24pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
tangerine,
9:25pm
passion fruit,
and rasberry
it has 3 diff flavvours
9:25pmjnrm:
i know but is sherbert good?
9:25pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Oh ysuh
link
9:25pmjnrm:
i wanna try some
9:26pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Its rlly gud
9:26pmjnrm:
god and wewe get mad at people for their bad spelling
9:26pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
It's a joke
9:26pmjnrm:
yah but still
9:27pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i'm making fun of the fakes because they always talk like that XD
sooo im going 2 tlk liek it
9:27pmjnrm:
when they talk like thet and their joking wewe still get on their case about it
9:28pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Aye, because they think it's "cool"
9:31pmjnrm:
no, alot of the people that wewe do that to are mocking the people that actually do that
the same thing yur doin
9:31pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i'm mockign teh people that actually do it
9:32pmjnrm:
i know! thats what theyre doing to
9:32pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
the people that actually do it because it's "cool"
9:33pmjnrm:
ugh... face brick...
wewe dont get it...
nevermind
9:33pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Neitehr do you..
I'm mocking the people THAT ACTUALLY DO IT, NOT THE ONES THAT ARE ALSO MOCKING THEM
9:35pmjnrm:
listen closely... ALOT OF THE PEOPLE THAT wewe BUG ABOUT SPELLING ARE MOCKING THE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY DO IT
9:36pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*facekiethface*
we're talking about 2 different thing
i ahve ot go to kitanda now
9:38pmjnrm:
Hmmmm..... anything to get the weight off your shoulders.....
9:39pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
wewe don't get what i'm saying so yeah, pretty much
9:39pmjnrm:
your the one who dosent get it!
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posted by flippy_fan210
-when wewe ask someone for something and they try to annoy wewe because they have it and wewe don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give wewe work wewe have to do at nyumbani and wewe have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your Marafiki call saying they'll come over and never onyesha up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own nyumbani and being controlled kwa your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if wewe make one "dirty" au "wrong" joke

-overprotective...
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Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at nyumbani with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in upendo for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really upendo him, but I think that he really does upendo me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...
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posted by Face_of_Music
ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL wewe MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a bila mpangilio book I was uandishi about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and alisema I could write a book au something. This is the first chapter, so I'd upendo it if wewe could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things wewe liked, things that didn't make...
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posted by samuraibond005
I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether au not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, sekunde of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...
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1. Take someone's shopping gari and switch the items with stuff from the person inayofuata to them's gari
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen wewe in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of wewe on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. songesha "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....
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posted by musicfanaticXD
When wewe are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When wewe are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When wewe are dating..... He takes wewe out to have a good time.
When wewe are married ....He brings nyumbani a 6 pack, and says "What are wewe going to drink?"

When wewe are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When wewe are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When wewe are dating..... A Single kitanda for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When wewe are married ....A King size kitanda feels like an army cot.

When wewe are dating..... wewe are turned on at the sight of him naked....
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