You may fall from the sky, wewe may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in upendo with me.
Do wewe believe in upendo at first sight, au should I walk kwa again?
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
It's a good thing that I have my maktaba card. Why? Because I am totally checking wewe out!!
If a fat man puts wewe in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted wewe for Christmas.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
People call me John, but wewe can call me Tonight!
Did wewe have lucky charms for breakfast? Because wewe look magically delicious!
See my friend over there? He wants to know if wewe think I'm cute.
Do I know you? Cause wewe look a lot like my inayofuata girlfriend.
Are wewe a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
You’re so beautiful wewe made me forget my pick up line.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving wewe when all the roses die"
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Say "I bet I can kiss wewe on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her wewe Lost the bet.
Are those space pants? Because your punda is out of this world!
Would wewe sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
My upendo for wewe is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm Lost at sea!
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Can wewe take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
If wewe were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Do wewe wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs alisema no too!
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
If I followed wewe home, would wewe keep me?
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
I want to tell wewe your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do wewe know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
I think it is time I tell wewe what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated kwa you.
wewe are so sweet wewe could put Hershey’s out of business.
Did wewe fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
I cant think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
I've noticed wewe noticing me and I'm just giving wewe notice that I've noticed you!
If wewe were a booger I would pick wewe first.
[man] Excuse me, would wewe like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I alisema u look really fat in those pants!
Can wewe kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
What do wewe and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
wewe must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
If wewe were a new hamburger at McDonald's, wewe would be a McGorgeous.
Did the sun come up au did wewe just smile at me?
Are wewe form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call wewe au nudge you?
wewe owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Could wewe please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Bond....James Bond
Do wewe have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I'm going outside to make out... care to jiunge me?
Can I buy wewe a drink, au do wewe just want the money?
i, I’m Mr. Right--I heard wewe were looking for me.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
Did it hurt when wewe fell? [Girl: Huh?] When wewe fell from heaven?
Polar kubeba (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
Are wewe a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
I must be lost… because I see paradise.
If wewe were a laser wewe would be set on stunning.
wewe don't sweat much for a fat chick.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
You're ugly, but wewe intrigue me...
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
Are wewe a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
(She asks wewe the time) Its two flirty and the date's with wewe and me.
Excuse me, did wewe just fart?
Girl wewe so fine I wish I could plant wewe and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Did something bad happen to wewe au are wewe just naturally ugly.
Do wewe believe in upendo at first sight, au should I walk kwa again?
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
It's a good thing that I have my maktaba card. Why? Because I am totally checking wewe out!!
If a fat man puts wewe in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted wewe for Christmas.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.
People call me John, but wewe can call me Tonight!
Did wewe have lucky charms for breakfast? Because wewe look magically delicious!
See my friend over there? He wants to know if wewe think I'm cute.
Do I know you? Cause wewe look a lot like my inayofuata girlfriend.
Are wewe a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
You’re so beautiful wewe made me forget my pick up line.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving wewe when all the roses die"
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Say "I bet I can kiss wewe on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her wewe Lost the bet.
Are those space pants? Because your punda is out of this world!
Would wewe sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
My upendo for wewe is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm Lost at sea!
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Can wewe take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
If wewe were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Do wewe wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs alisema no too!
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
If I followed wewe home, would wewe keep me?
How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
I want to tell wewe your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do wewe know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
I think it is time I tell wewe what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated kwa you.
wewe are so sweet wewe could put Hershey’s out of business.
Did wewe fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
I cant think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
I've noticed wewe noticing me and I'm just giving wewe notice that I've noticed you!
If wewe were a booger I would pick wewe first.
[man] Excuse me, would wewe like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I alisema u look really fat in those pants!
Can wewe kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
What do wewe and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
wewe must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
If wewe were a new hamburger at McDonald's, wewe would be a McGorgeous.
Did the sun come up au did wewe just smile at me?
Are wewe form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call wewe au nudge you?
wewe owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Could wewe please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Bond....James Bond
Do wewe have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I'm going outside to make out... care to jiunge me?
Can I buy wewe a drink, au do wewe just want the money?
i, I’m Mr. Right--I heard wewe were looking for me.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
Did it hurt when wewe fell? [Girl: Huh?] When wewe fell from heaven?
Polar kubeba (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
Are wewe a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
I must be lost… because I see paradise.
If wewe were a laser wewe would be set on stunning.
wewe don't sweat much for a fat chick.
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
You're ugly, but wewe intrigue me...
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
Are wewe a clock? Cause you're ticking me off.
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
(She asks wewe the time) Its two flirty and the date's with wewe and me.
Excuse me, did wewe just fart?
Girl wewe so fine I wish I could plant wewe and grow a whole feild of y'all!
Did something bad happen to wewe au are wewe just naturally ugly.
