1- eye contact , if wewe notice him staring a lot at wewe ..like zaidi than 5 times in the same siku .(unless wewe got a stain on your shirt)
2- if wewe and him were in the same area , he would be with wewe in every where wewe walk to ( like a party au a tamasha ..etc)
3- he would sit inayofuata to wewe in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream au laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to wewe hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if wewe drop something , he would be the first to get it for wewe .
8- if wewe get stuck at something awkward , he would sacrifice to get wewe out of a this situation .
9- know if he asks his Marafiki about wewe but not directly , to get some info about wewe ,that means hes interested .
10 - if your at nyumbani and noticed that he walked kwa your house with his buddies , well he came hoping to see wewe .
11- if wewe alisema a really silly joke , and totally not funny , he will lol so damn hard , cuz he thinks your funny ( even if your not )
12- he would tell his Marafiki how pretty wewe are , even if they dont agree much , he would insist that your beautiful( unless wewe are truly pretty )
13- dont trust his opinion when wewe ask him how do i look? .. he would always say "amazing" ..( even if your messed up)
14 - your the smartest girl he would ever meet .
15- nothing wewe say is wrong .
16- if he doesnt know where wewe live , he would follow wewe to see your house personally .
17- saying hi to him , would make him the happiest guy today . :P
18 - he might make wewe jealous kwa talking to other girls , but still staring at wewe while hes hanging with them .
19 - well maybe wewe are the reason that he comes to school/college/work for
20 - he will be bff of your Marafiki just to be close to wewe .
<3 <3 <3
2- if wewe and him were in the same area , he would be with wewe in every where wewe walk to ( like a party au a tamasha ..etc)
3- he would sit inayofuata to wewe in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream au laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to wewe hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if wewe drop something , he would be the first to get it for wewe .
8- if wewe get stuck at something awkward , he would sacrifice to get wewe out of a this situation .
9- know if he asks his Marafiki about wewe but not directly , to get some info about wewe ,that means hes interested .
10 - if your at nyumbani and noticed that he walked kwa your house with his buddies , well he came hoping to see wewe .
11- if wewe alisema a really silly joke , and totally not funny , he will lol so damn hard , cuz he thinks your funny ( even if your not )
12- he would tell his Marafiki how pretty wewe are , even if they dont agree much , he would insist that your beautiful( unless wewe are truly pretty )
13- dont trust his opinion when wewe ask him how do i look? .. he would always say "amazing" ..( even if your messed up)
14 - your the smartest girl he would ever meet .
15- nothing wewe say is wrong .
16- if he doesnt know where wewe live , he would follow wewe to see your house personally .
17- saying hi to him , would make him the happiest guy today . :P
18 - he might make wewe jealous kwa talking to other girls , but still staring at wewe while hes hanging with them .
19 - well maybe wewe are the reason that he comes to school/college/work for
20 - he will be bff of your Marafiki just to be close to wewe .
<3 <3 <3
Q .. How do wewe sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. wewe keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to wewe keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do wewe do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. wewe keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to wewe keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do wewe do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime wewe see someon say a compleatly bila mpangilio word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a chai party like wewe did when wewe were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes kwa except old people
maoni and I will make more
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime wewe see someon say a compleatly bila mpangilio word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a chai party like wewe did when wewe were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes kwa except old people
maoni and I will make more
