ithjoierjgiojflgjowirhjgoia rhfgourhguo heriug hurwh guoerh aguoehrgouheroug hruo hgoeruhguoreh gu ehgu hruo ghoruhgoruehgourh ourhtgou ehguhu huhturhtuoerh uohriu htruhgu itirehtgurhg uurhgurth urhug hugih gthugfjhgnurjhtgeurj uthguerhtuierthgurthgurhtu hfurhtueihtgiehti vhfuhoiwhtohewot ghfurhuhruhtuhuiehfurhutg irfurhuitehieuhtui vuyhtrurhtuie hrtoughieuhgiehg thouerhtuiehgt fuihgdiuehrifuhwr rjuhgjekhrgt3hgfjeruhgou hguerohg iuhrguoerh gk h tyiu 5h uihgiuehgdfuhgj hguihguirhegjkih seuiohgurei hgiuesh giue rhguier ghuerghneruijgheuirhgt ueri thiure htuihr ui hriu htuirh tius htuihsiu thierothieurthgioet hg
This is really stupid but I was feeling bored...
This is really stupid but I was feeling bored...
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four mwaka old Amber,
A 12 mwaka old Kennedy,A 5 mwaka old Harper,And then there's 9 mwaka old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her dolls back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do wewe want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in kibaniko, mashine ya kubanika mkate for half a minute.
*Ten dakika later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do wewe know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked wewe as the Babysitter cause wewe have 7 siblings and wewe all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 mwaka old Kennedy,A 5 mwaka old Harper,And then there's 9 mwaka old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her dolls back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do wewe want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in kibaniko, mashine ya kubanika mkate for half a minute.
*Ten dakika later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do wewe know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked wewe as the Babysitter cause wewe have 7 siblings and wewe all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. wewe grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. wewe take picha of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when wewe sneeze.
5. wewe don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and wewe don’t even work there.
7. wewe spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Cats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. wewe can’t even remember your sekunde cup.
10. wewe can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. wewe take picha of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when wewe sneeze.
5. wewe don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and wewe don’t even work there.
7. wewe spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Cats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. wewe can’t even remember your sekunde cup.
10. wewe can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five zaidi songs, can wewe believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even alisema that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her inayofuata CD Rebecca promises to have a zaidi natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking nyumbani from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a nyangumi drove kwa in his sedan and alisema happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went nyumbani and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a samaki tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
Gggggvgggghfgjsfkfxhjcbkfzhjvxhjxgjcftafhvcihgfxbvzgcdgfgvff
I was like wow I went nyumbani and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a samaki tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
Gggggvgggghfgjsfkfxhjcbkfzhjvxhjxgjcftafhvcihgfxbvzgcdgfgvff
Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do upendo Misa though!
I upendo mchele balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I upendo my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I upendo the colors: chokaa Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I upendo the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do upendo Misa though!
I upendo mchele balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I upendo my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I upendo the colors: chokaa Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I upendo the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!