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Who do wewe have a crush on?

If wewe had to tarehe anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity wewe would want to make out with

Name five people wewe hate and why wewe hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have wewe ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If wewe did, what did wewe do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have wewe ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have wewe had your first kiss, if wewe have, were was it and who was it with?

Have wewe ever seen a parent naked?

Have wewe ever seen wanyama reproducing?

Have wewe stalked anyone, if wewe have, who was it?

Have wewe ever typed up anything inappropriate on Facebook/Twitter?

Have wewe had a blind tarehe before, if wewe have, who was it with, and do we know him/her?

Have wewe ever accidentally grabbed someones butt?

Have wewe ever done anything illegal? If wewe have, what did wewe do?

Have wewe ever had beer/wine?

Have wewe ever cheated on wewe girlfriend/boyfriend with your Marafiki girlfriend/boyfriend?

What was the biggest trouble you've ever gotten into? What was it about?

Have wewe ever licked anything off anyone? If wewe have, what did wewe lick off of them and who was it?

Have wewe ever touched someones... Thingy? If wewe have was it on accident au on purpose?

Have wewe ever had to hump anything? If wewe had to, what did wewe hump?

Have wewe ever t-bagged someone on (whatever games wewe noobs play all I know of is Halo were wewe can do that)

Have wewe ever called your best friend a naughty word (example: dick)

Have wewe ever lick an animal before? If wewe have, what animal? And was it your pet?

Have wewe ever been attacked kwa an animal? If wewe have what animal was it and were where wewe at the time of the attack?

Have wewe ever seen wanyama fighting? If wewe have, what wanyama were fighting?

DARES

Lick the person to your rights feet

Make out with someone of the opposite gender for two minutes

Make out with someone of the same gender for one minute

Kiss the person on your rights cheek (does not matter which gender) and say wewe upendo them and wewe think their sexy

Tell someone (any gender) their sexy

Go outside and scream out "someone shot me!"

Run around the neighborhood screaming: "I'm a dick! And everyone hates me!!" do this until your Marafiki tell wewe to come back

Go outside in front of everyone around and sing to them any song of your Marafiki chose

If your in a pool au hot tub wait until wewe have to fart then fart and announce it out loud as loud as wewe possibly can "I cut the cheese"

Make out with someones girlfriend/boyfriend (only if they allow it which probably won't happen)

Tell someone their fat and ugly, then ten dakika later apologize and give them a hug and a kiss on the cheek

Give someone an "aunty kiss" borrow some lip stick then give kiss them!

If there is a pool with people in it then sprint up to it scream and belly flop into the pool

Go up to someone wewe don't know and ask for their number

Order a pizza, and when they get there ask them out (no matter what gender) if they say yes make out with them then break up with them

Ask a bila mpangilio person if they want to make out, if they say yes make out with them for as long as the dare says, then just get up and randomly walk away after that time

Swap clothes/bathing suits with someone else for a half-an-hour

Rip of someones bikini juu and throw the bikini juu out the window and tell them to go get it without covering their boobs

Take off your shati au bikini juu for five seconds

Make someone ask someone out in the game, if they say yes wewe have to be their girlfriend/boyfriend for a least two weeks (or until that other person wants to break up)

Go up to someone and say they need to lose weight, at the end of the game say your sorry and offer to take that person to McDonalds for fries and shakes

Tell someone their a bitch, kahaba then stomp away and never attempt to talk to them again

Call your crush and say their sexy and au hot

Call a bila mpangilio person and say their sexy and au hot

Cover your eyes then go up to someone in truth au dare and ask them out (does not matter the gender)


Okay there, there is a whole lot zaidi but yeah this is just me brainstorming have fun, at your parties/sleepovers/having Marafiki over :)))))
No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about Disney and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have wewe watched Shake it up? It's the best thing Disney has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit Disney Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL Disney & music. Even the trash sinema like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the Disney direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap Disney Channel has to offer....
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Well, hello once again, everyone. It’s that time of mwaka again. The Halloween season. The best season. Yeah, I’m still saying that and I refuse to be told otherwise. And wewe know what that means? That means it’s another mwaka for some sort of weird horror subgenre that I talk about that will most likely result in a bunch of trash over quality but I will come out with a sort of middling respect for some of these films. How great. And one genre that has piqued my interest so much was the slasher movie craze of the 80s. Lots and lots of slasher sinema came out that decade. wewe got Jason Vorhees,...
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Okay so a quick onyesha of hands, who here remembers Afro Samurai? Very few of you, I’m sure. Afro Samurai is a thing… and it definitely happened. Okay, I rag on it, but there was definitely effort put into this bizarre idea. A black swordsman travels across a land of feudal Japan. A feudal Japan containing cell phones and robots and Kanye West bears. But effort was put into this, au at least money. Afro Samurai was voiced kwa Samuel L. Jackson, muziki was done kwa RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan, and the anime itself was animated kwa Studio Gonzo and won awards for it’s animation. So naturally, with...
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Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored kwa a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized glove, glovu weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told wewe if wewe keep falling asleep, their gonna kick wewe outta here"...
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#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes wewe can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are wewe doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: wewe okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think wewe were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED kwa A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...
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#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist wewe have to believe every quote Hawking ever alisema ever. Other wise God is real.


#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.


#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.


#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was alisema that...
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So xD Fuck it.


-Raw Chicken
Evolves into Baked Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 1: Fried Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 2: Roasted Chicken
Ultimate Evolution: Gourmet Chicken

-Raw Fish
Alternate Evolutions Include But Not Limited Too The Following: Sushi, Fried Fish, Baked Fish, Grilled Fish, Steamed Fish,
Ultimate Evolution: Ginger-Crusted Onaga

-Bread
Evolves into White Bread
Alternate Evolution 2: Brown Bread
Evolution after White mkate is chosen: Loaf
Evolution after Brown mkate is chosen: Biscuit
Ultimate Evolution: Croissant (In Carl's voice)
Ultimate Evolution 2: Nugget in a Biscuit

-Apple
Alternate Evolutions:...
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I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, inaonyesha Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

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Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
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