bila mpangilio Article: You........

posted by dooodle

Pick the mwezi wewe were born on:
(Jan) I partied with
(Feb) I smoked with
(Mar) I kicked
(Apr) I kissed
(May) I fought
(Jun) I died with
(Jul) I drunk with
(Aug) I ran naked with
(Nov) I killed
(Sept) I went into the hunger games with
(Oct) I sung to
(Dec) I robbed a bank with

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Pick the siku wewe were born on:
(1) Finnick Odair, Sexyness god of panem
(2) Lindsey Lohan
(3) A hobo
(4) Josh Hutcherson
(5) A REALLY pretty girl
(6) An i-Pod
(7) My grandfather
(8) Peanuts
(9) One Direction
(10) A ninja
(11) Death
(12) A gummybear
(13) A corpse
(14) Aphrodite100
(15) Dumbledore
(16) Pizza
(17) An alien
(18) My true love
(19) Yo' mama
(20) A werewolf
(21) A vampire
(22) A black widow spider
(23) A baby
(24) Toast
(25) Segulls
(26) A pregnant man
(27) Taylor Swift
(28) Darth Vader
(29) THE FORCE OF LIFE
(30) Katniss
(31) A bottle of old lady perfume
(32) A mentally unstable authour
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Pick your eye color:

(Blue) 'Cause life ain't fair
(Brown) Because wewe broke my heart
(Green) Because I'm sexy like that
(Hazel) Because your sushi, sucks
(Violet) Because Albert Einstein is a crazy idiot
(Red) Because I like apples!
(Gold) Because the plungers MADE me
(Grey) Because wewe loveeeeeeeeeeeeee me

deathding, OkazakiDaisuke and 4 others like this

dooodle I died with my grandfather because I'm sexy like that! Looking back on this I still love these things!

seffro I died with an alien `Cause life ain't fair

Aphrodite100 I went to the Hunger Games with a black widow spider cuz you broke my heart.

DramaQueen1020 I was born on the 26th.....

roxifoxi1000 I KILLED DUMBLEDORE BECUZ U BROKE MY HEART >8DDDDD

Whirlwind586 I kissed a werewolf because I like apples. ...I hope this Twilight fad dies soon, because I have enough rage inside me right now to burn this entire planet to dust.

Cody-Sierra I fought an Ipod because life ain't fair WTF XD

ErnieHannah333 I fought a vampire because life ain't fair.

dooodle My dad dies with death because your sushi, sucks. If you think about it, it makes a little bit of sense. XD

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