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1.Determine how many times a week wewe eat au want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 au 10.

Let's say wewe eat chokoleti 8 times a week (we won't tell).

2.Multiply that number kwa 2.

8 x 2 = 16

3.Add 5 to the awali result.

16 + 5 = 21

4.Multiply that kwa 50.

21 x 50 = 1050

5.Add the current mwaka (Gregorian).

1050 + 2011 = 3061

6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If wewe haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.

(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)

3061 - 251 = 2810

7.(Assuming wewe were born in 1975...)

2810 - 1975 = 835

8.You'll end up with a 3 au 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one au two digits will be the number of times per week wewe eat au want chokoleti (the number wewe specified in the first step).

8 pieces of chokoleti a week, 35 years of age.
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1. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

2. Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

3. Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

4. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

5. What do wewe call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I don't know,...
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I saw this elderly gentleman dining kwa himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his siku kwa talking to him.

As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn't expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then Lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he alisema he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California,...
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hujambo there Nintendo mashabiki im making a new series based off Nintendos beloved characters from the super Mario series. If wewe are interested click on my profaili for zaidi information. If not then read on maybe wewe will get interested?

ENJOY :D made kwa one HUGE Nintendo shabiki (SeeUV3 aka me)

pink Yoshi (Main character)

Name: Marry-ann-Hato
Age: 13 1/2 (currently)
tarehe of birth: ( 2000,july 7th)
personality : Clumsy,kind,a bit too nice sometimes,blunt ,happy ,lovable

Likes: singing, Dancing,Performing,Drawing
Dislikes: Math,Science,Geography

Power Type: electro porter (power of technology and...
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