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posted by TheFan2000
5:45 AM- Wake up, whine to parents about a terrible headache
6:00 AM- Discover that temperature is 99 degrees, go back to sleep
6:45 AM- Wake up again suffering a severe bout of chills and feeling extremely groggy
7:00 AM- Eat breakfast, make final decision to stay nyumbani from school
7:30 AM- Suffer another episode of chills and go up to bedroom
7:35 AM- Take a morning nap before chills get worse
7:45 AM- Become extremely cold, get another headache, crank up the heated blanket to the highest it'll go
8:00 AM- Violently yank off heated blanket and turn down heat after waking up sweating
9:00 AM- Wake up feeling even groggier after dad leaves for work. Go downstairs and watch remainder of Good Morning America
9:05 AM- Mother makes an overly worried phone call. Assure her that everything is okay.
9:15 AM- Suffer another bout of chills and collapse on the kitanda to catch the last of Good Morning America
10:00 AM- Realize that there's nothing mildly interesting on TV except soap operas. Perform periodic temperature check. One hundred and one degrees.
10:10 AM- Go down to practice the piano, but decide head throbs too much. Neighbor makes periodic phone call; assure her everything is fine.
11:00 AM- Check fanpop for anything new. Perform periodic temperature check. Still one hundred and one degrees.
11:30 AM- Heat up cold supu for lunch, along with about five glasses of water. Go back to check Fanpop.
11:45 AM- Finish about half of the supu before feeling seriously dizzy. Quickly put the supu away and drink as much water as I can hold.
12:00 PM- Go back to computer to watch cat videos
12:15 PM- Get stranded on the weird side of YouTube; instead find something on Netflix to watch on TV
12:30 PM- Get bored of Netflix. Fall asleep on couch.
1:30 PM- Realize I slept through My periodic temperature check. Angry to find that it hasn't gone down at all.
1:45 PM-1:46 PM- Receive two consecutive phone calls: one from mom, one from neighbor
2:00 PM- Finally break down from the chills and headaches and grogginess. Huddle in a corner of the jikoni whimpering like a wounded animal.
2:05 PM- Periodic temperature check. No luck.
2:25 PM- Become drowsy from fever medicine. Take afternoon nap.
3:30 PM- Wake up feeling somewhat refreshed. Eat a Clementine and drink some milk. Realize with frustration I slept through another temperature check. Still no luck
3:40 PM- Mom comes nyumbani and fusses over my health, as well as making me drink water until I’m about to burst
3:45 PM- Check school website for homework. Complete all of it before getting another pounding migraine and severe chills
6:00 PM- Wake up with a queasy stomach and feeling grumpy. Take a quick kuoga to get blood flowing.
6:30 PM- Try once again to practice the piano. Make it through a few scales and a fragment of a sonata before a severe coughing fit.
7:00 PM- Appetite returns. Eat chajio, chakula cha jioni with family. Perform periodic temperature check. One hundred degrees.
7:30 PM- Mom demands I take zaidi medicine. Watch TV with family for a while.
8:00 PM- Finish remainder of homework and manage to read a little bit
9:00 PM- Get another round of chills and go to kitanda in frustration

inayofuata MORNING (if still sick): Repeat process once again.
posted by vamp_grl_123
Ok so here is a bunch of bila mpangilio Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: LOL ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG wewe needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope wewe liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.

2 = tomboys will onyesha zaidi affection than girlie girls.

3. Some girls get frustrated when wewe interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl

4. Girls don't like it when wewe interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E

5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.

6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if wewe still have a girlfriend do wewe know how much that annoys us???

7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep wewe up for a hour.

8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.

9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore chokoleti cake.

10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
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there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are zaidi than this. wewe are bliss. wewe are zaidi than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.


You are zaidi than this. wewe are bliss. wewe are zaidi than...
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posted by Hellowittykitty
Completely bila mpangilio poetry! But that's what this site is for, right

Bold like new
Bold like old
Bold like me and my bro
Bold like the Sun
Way faster when I run

Bolder than her
Don't know who she is
She has little tiny eyes
That decorate her sin

Bolder than my mother will ever be
Bolder than my future son, who will never see me
Bolder and stronger, than Katy Perry
Bolder than that little doggy
Who has mad it through pet-adoptery

Bolder than that brave hero
Bolder than that black heart
Boldest of all
Even though I've never thrown a dart

Bolder than thus
Bolder than this
Bolder than what I'm uandishi now
Dis, dat, and...
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1.always let him talk to wewe about stuff he likes
2.always see what wewe have in common (if wewe do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW wewe FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS wewe OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask maswali about him like his inayopendelewa color, his inayopendelewa movie au his inayopendelewa t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your inayopendelewa clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your inayopendelewa sinema and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank wewe for kusoma i hope this helps :)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, wewe already alisema that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three dakika later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The title of this makala clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad sinema for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The mwezi award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If wewe were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, wewe finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's krisimasi List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got zaidi important news.
Tom: Yes. In the awali episode, we...
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wewe are sitting on the kitanda waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with wewe for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny wewe say back. Are wewe ready to watch the movie wewe ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are wewe ok?" wewe ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) wewe are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly wewe are Gold. wewe hold his chest as wewe are pushing him was y and say " wewe watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I upendo you."...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: wewe EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, wewe LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can wewe tell...
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posted by Zeku
Have wewe ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the siku finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first siku on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the siku for his trial...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can wewe believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above mbwa mwitu Among Us 2 au No zaidi Heroes 3? So after being disappointed kwa Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created kwa the lovely team at Activision,...
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