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posted by BellaCullen96
Eight saa lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are wewe a really bad singer, au a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, wewe shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, wewe be allowed to touch the London broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
Every time wewe eat au drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.


Hey! This makala was too short so I have to write this sentence.
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posted by invadercalliope
Story made by: Invader Calliope.
Now take your seats.
One siku in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: wewe B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI moto breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! moto BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
london tipton: *raped*
THE END!
Sorry about the poor video quality, it was the only version I could find where the muziki wasn't muted.
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bila mpangilio
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cartoon network
groovie
muziki video
rolling
soul coughing
betty boop
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u should say to his family & friends:























































































































































-sorry for your lost.





























































































































































-i hope it was helpful :P


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posted by edwardcarlisle
Well, as the title says, this is a orodha of stupid maswali people has asked to themeselves sometime on their lifetimes.

There are others that are not questions, but still are like some sort of extra information.

Hope wewe enjoy!

- Which is another word for synonym?

- Why isn't there cat chakula with panya, kipanya flavor?

- How can Donald have nephews if he doesn't even have siblings?

- Adam and Eve had navels.

- Why when someone is being called kwa the phone, he/she starts to walk around as an idiot?

- Why if swimming is so good for losing weight, whales are so fat?

- If wool shrinks with the water, why do sheeps...
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posted by Bond_Of_Fury
Looking for a laugh?
Say no more, look no further! :{D


1.
Two guys are taking the subway. One of them had a bunch of bananas and a jar of musterd. He peeled a banana, dipped it in the mustard and threw it out of the window. The other guy looked at him weird, but decided not to say anything. After a dakika au two, he did the same thing. Peeled the banana, put it in the mustard, and threw it out of the subway train!
"Why on Earth are wewe doing that." the guy said.
"Hell, do you like bananas with mustard?"

2.
Two guys, Buck and Jamie, were sitting with Mindy, Jamie's girlfriend, in a bar chatting. Buck...
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posted by LinaHarrow
6:30am, waking up in the morning
Gotta get ready, gotta ride to school
Gotta grab some breakfast before I go
Seein’ everything, my mind is groggy
Rushing round and round, everybody’s cranky
Gotta go outside and get in mom's car
Gotta be on time, before the kengele (The bell)

Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?

It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta wake up on Monday,
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Waking up on Monday
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend

Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Urg, urg,...
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