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Months passed, and everything went the same. Eve hadn't controlled her bat shifting, it kept snowing around Emma’s kiti, kiti cha during tests, and everyone was suspicious of Mellissa in gym class.

It was a crisp Monday on October 12th--- two weeks before Halloween. And a full moon. "Attention all students of Pine Oak! As wewe know, it is almost Halloween, which means it's time to get ready for our Halloween Bash!" Principal Brown's voice boomed over the whole school, and applaud followed the intercom. "So pick your dates, costumes, and I will ask all 7th graders to sign up for decorating committee." He finished.

A buzz came over room 207--- Homeroom. "It's the Halloween Bash, and wewe still haven't told Raymonde how wewe feel!" Mellissa alisema to Eve, stealing a side glance at Raymonde who was three seats over, talking to his human buddy. "I know I know. But a little birdie told me Emma has a crush on Jake." Eve alisema in a mocking tone. Jake was the friend Raymonde sat inayofuata to. Emma’s cheeks turned ice blue. Eve smirked and Mr. Smith, the homeroom teacher, clapped twice to get the class's attention. "Hello class. We're doing a..." a drum roll on the desks came over "A pop quiz!" Mr. Smith finished. Everybody groaned. Emma, Mellissa, and Eve huddled together. Suddenly, something hit Mellissa's arm. "Oh my gosh that better not be a spitball from Kayla again!!!" Mellissa cringed. "No, it's a note." Emma alisema grabbing it. "For Eve!"

"Me?" Eve asked taking the note. "Will wewe go to the Halloween Bash with me? Find who I am at the gazebo in Town Park. 30 dakika after school ends. Hope to see wewe there. From your secret admirer." Eve read in her head. "What does it say?! Tell!" Emma whisper yelled. Eve turned pink. "Is... she okay?" Mellissa asked. "Ms.Dipalo! Pay attention au don't come to class!" Mr. Smith said, startling Eve back to reality--- and her own skin tone. "Uh, thirty-seven?" Eve asked. The class giggled. "The swali was can wewe start us off with some easy tens multiplication review. But Eve, since wewe can't pay attention, I'll just ask Jannia." Mr. Smith said. Jannia--- the leader of Emma, Eve, and Mellissa's enemy's pack (whom the girls often called "The Prissy Cats"--- smirked at Eve and gave her a thumbs down. Everybody but the teacher saw. Mellissa looked like she was about to mbwa mwitu up. And Eve got a funny feeling she was about to shift. "Uh, wewe guys okay?!" Emma asked. They shook their heads. "Code black!" Mellissa whispered. The girl made an emergency code--- black was a shift coming. "WELL GO THEN!" Emma alisema urgently. Eve and Mellissa stood up and ran out the room. "Girls! Come back here!" Mr. Smith said, stopping Eve and turning her around. Her eyes were blood red and Eve immediately looked away, and shook Mr. Smith off.

Eve flew to the bathroom. Not ran quickly, but literally flew. Because kwa now, Eve was a bat and Mellissa was a wolf.

Emma was waiting for them an saa later in the cafeteria at their usual meza, jedwali with Raymonde and Jake. Emma spotted them down the hallway. "Guys!" Mellissa exclaimed. "Oh my gosh, are wewe okay?! I was snowing all day!" Emma exclaimed. "Yeah, if wewe call being cooped in a bathroom pretty much all siku okay." Eve giggled. They sat down inayofuata to Emma. "Hey, Raymonde, Jake, did wewe hear?!" Eve asked. "Hear what?" Raymonde asked cluelessly and Jake elbowed his arm and gave a meaningful look. "Eve has a secret admirer." Mellissa said. "Oh, well then I did hear. In fact, um, meet me in the maktaba in 20. Got to go!" Raymonde alisema picking up his tray and leaving the table. "Ray, wait!" Jake called at the same time as Eve. Jake alisema "See wewe guys later!" And went after Raymonde. "That reminds me I have to do something." Emma said. "Yeah, I'm leaving early. My mom says she has some surprise for all three of us, though." Mellissa said. "Cool. I was just hoping Raymonde asked me though..." Eve said. "Just, see wewe later."

Emma wrote on a piece of paper "Will wewe go to the dance with me? Please reply, Emma" she slid it into locker 27, Jake's locker, and ran off.

Eve waited in the maktaba for Raymonde 20 dakika after lunch. Just then, Raymonde came into sight. "He looks nervous..." Eve muttered to herself. "Hey, Eve. So, remember that note...” Raymonde said. "Yeah..." Eve alisema patiently. "I sent it to you." Raymonde alisema nervously. "Y-you s-sent..." Eve stuttered, and then nodded. "Yes, I will go to the dance with you. But..." "But what?" Raymonde asked. "Well, do wewe like me?" She asked. "Well I... yeah..." Raymonde replied. Eve's moyo jumped into her throat. "Just a crazy question..." Raymond alisema and Eve nodded. "Do wewe like me?" He asked. Eve stared into his denim blue eyes, searching for the right answer. She shoved her clammy hands in her pockets so Raymonde wouldn’t see them shaking. "Um... yes." Eve finally said. Bwoop! The kengele rang and the hall began to flood with students. "I'll get back to you. See you." Eve said, and walked out of the library.

Eve shut her locker door and Emma yanked her back into the deserted library. "So... what happened?" Emma asked eagerly. "Uh... well... can I text you?" Eve replied. "Sure, you'll have to do it later though. Got to go to that big geography test." Emma answered. "Great. Then it's the end of school." Eve said. They waved and left the library. -

When Emma got nyumbani she immediately texted Eve. "Okay. Make like BP oil and spill, girlie!"

When Eve got the text her head ached. "Dang it, she remembered!" Eve said. She was hoping Emma wouldn't remember so she could bail. Eve called Emma on her phone. "Hey! Now TELL ME!" Emma exclaimed. "Well, shouldn't we add Mellissa to the call?" Eve asked. "Yes, but I have a feeling you're stalling." Emma replied.

Eve had just told Emma and Mellissa what went on at the library. "Ooh la la, Eve's got a boyfriend!" Mellissa chanted. "Melly!" Eve said. "It's kind of true. Usually finding out that wewe like each other leads to dating. wewe do realize that, right? wewe of all people should know that!" Emma said. "I guess. Are wewe signing up for the decorating committee?" Eve asked. "Yes" Mellissa and Emma alisema at the same time. "Cool! I was thinking of signing up and everything." Eve replied. "Niccce." Mellissa said. "Hey, I have a surprise..." Mellissa said. "Cool! What is it?" Emma asked. "Okay. Don't scream, snow, shift, faint, damage anything---" Mellissa got cut off. "Just tell us!" Eve pushed, scratching Jada behind her ear. "We are going on a cruise!" Mellissa stated excitedly. "Oh my gosh!" Eve yelled, making Jada run out the room. "And, we can invite anyone else we want. As many as we want." Mellissa alisema coolly. "Oh my gosh times two! When?" Emma asked excitedly. "After the Halloween bash!" Mellissa chanted. "Eve, wewe there?" "Squeak!" Was all they heard, and they started laughing.

The inayofuata siku after lunch, the girls had just signed up for decorating committee. "I'm going to go check my locker for something." Emma said. "What?" Mellissa asked. "Nothing, I'll tell wewe later." Emma replied, walking off. When she got to her locker, a note fell out. "Yes," She read, "signed Jake." She did a little victory dance but her chanting "I have a date!" Got cut off kwa the sound of bells--- her ringtone. "This is Emma." She answered, clearing her throat to be zaidi serious. "Hey this is Eve. We forgot to ask this; Mel wants to know who you're inviting." Eve alisema into the phone. "Just Jake. You?" Emma answered. "She's inviting Jake," Eve alisema to Mellissa, who jotted the name down in her notepad. "Raymonde and Kenya," Eve replied. Suddenly, the kengele rang. "Got to go," Emma said, grabbing her social studies book and closing her locker, and then she hung up. When she turned around, DeDe, short for Deena, was right there and she crashed into her and they both gasped. "Watch where you're going! wewe are such a geek!" Deena exclaimed. Her bag fell to the ground, and Emma watched as everything slipped out. "Ugh, look what wewe did!" Deena complained, kneeling to the ground to pick up her stuff. She quickly stuffed an inhaler, contacts, and lip gloss into her bag. Emma knelt with her and picked up vitabu and make-up. She began to put them in the bag, but Deena stopped her. "Uh, Jenna," DeDe rolled her eyes. "It's Emma," "Whatever. Just put my stuff down!" Deena snapped.

Emma got up, and was about to walk off, when Deena alisema "You shouldn't make me mad," she looked around the halls to see if anyone was around. "Ever. I may be the same monster as you, but I know I can do zaidi things." "No! wewe can't! We're obviously both the same." Emma lamented. "Oh yeah?! Well how come I can do this?" Deena held up her hand and Emma went flying across the hall. She slammed against the wall, and Deena swept up the remains of her stuff into the bag, and shuffled away without looking back. Emma was left, passed out against the wall.

The inayofuata Emma woke up; she was lying in the nurses' office Mellissa and Eve hovered over her, whispering to each other. Emma shot up but got a searing pain in her right ankle. "Whoa there," Mellissa said. "Not too fast." "Why does my ankle hurt so badly?" Emma asked. "You sprained it. It’s a really bad one." Eve told Emma. "How'd this happen? Claire found wewe and told the nurse. That's all we know." Mellissa said. "I'll have to tell wewe later, if wewe know what I mean." Emma answered. "Oh, got it." Both Eve and Mellissa alisema at the same time. "Girls," the nurse said. "Emma’s mom is here to pick her up and the bus is about to leave. I suggest wewe all be leaving!" "Okay," they all said. "See wewe tomorrow, Em." Mellissa said. "Ditto." Eve followed Mellissa out the door. "Emma," the nurse said. She brought in crutches. "Might take a while to get used to, but wewe will." Emma hung her head low and groaned. "Awww." She said. "It's going to be okay, okay?" The nurse alisema sympathetically. "Okay. Thank you." Emma said, getting up carefully and grabbing the crutches. "Bye," Emma said, leaving the room.

When Mellissa closed the door to her house and set down her bag, Imanee stood in front of her, hands on her hips. "You," Imanee shook her head in disbelief. "You took my IPod!" "No, I didn't." Mellissa defensively. "Well I can't find it anywhere. And I asked J.J. and Clay, and Michael if they had it au knew where it was, and they all alisema no!" Imanee exclaimed. Clay wasn't actually his real name. Clay was his nickname because in the backyard was a bunch of clay soil and he had a tendency to come back inside covered in it. All the time. "It's probably Lost in that sea of junk, taka in your room. Did wewe check there, sis?" Mellissa asked, moving up the staircase with Imanee. "Well, no, but I'm sure it's not even there." Imanee answered. Mellissa rolled her eyes. "Well then let's go check." They opened the door and piles of clothes, books, electronics, stuffed animals, and other knickknacks filled the room. Mellissa bent down and picked up Imani's IPod. Imanee stuttered. "I call first in the kuoga tonight!" Mellissa called over her shoulder walking to her room.

When Eve got nyumbani and into her secure room, she saw the same girl she saw in the alley waiting for her near her closet. "Oh my gosh!" Eve exclaimed, dropping her bag on the floor. "Oh, hi there," Cynthia alisema suddenly turning real. "I've come to warn wewe again--- the monster council knows zaidi about the three evils in our town. They say that..." Cynthia paused. "That...." Eve asked. "That they go to your school." Cynthia finished. "The person I felt chasing wewe was some girl named Jannia... do wewe know her?" Cynthia asked. Eve rolled her eyes. "Yes. Sadly, I do." Eve answered, flopping onto her bed. "Apparently her and two other girls use their powers for evil--- and have extra evil powers." Cynthia said. Then she disappeared. Eve sighed. After she got ready for bed, she checked her email. "Spam, spam, and... hmm, an barua pepe from cousin Kiki." Eve said. Then Eve started to wonder what family members of hers were Wanyonya damu also. Eve clicked open the barua pepe and read, "Hey, little cousin! I'm sure you've found out about your 'special power' kwa now, and I'll be in town tomorrow! I asked your mom if my mom and I could stay with wewe guys and she alisema yes. Can't wait to see you, Kiki.” Eve gasped. "Well then."

The inayofuata siku Emma got up and tried to get ready for school as quick as possible. Once she was ready, she went downstairs and ate breakfast. "How's your ankle feeling, sweetie?" Her mother asked, smoothing Emma’s dirty blonde hair. "Better." Emma answered quietly.

As she got on the bus after breakfast, she waved slightly to her parents and went on.

Emma sat inayofuata to Mellissa and Eve. "Hey," Eve said. "Hi." Emma alisema back. "How did wewe sprain your ankle?" Mellissa whispered. "Yeah, wewe never told us." Eve added. "Nor did wewe ever tell us about why wewe went to check your locker a few days ago." Mellissa said. "Sorry. Okay, so, turns out that Jannia, Kayla and DeDe have different powers than us. DeDe used that power to hurt me. She slammed me against the ukuta using that force. I got this really negative vibe from it." Emma whisper-answered. "It's evil magic." Eve said, and began telling about everything that happened. Then Emma started about going to the dance with Jake. The bus finally pulled up when Mellissa finished a funny story. "Oh my gosh today is Wednesday!" Mellissa remembered. "Oh my gosh, I forgot!" Eve remarked. "That means we're seeing Ms. Winters again!" Emma said. They went inside. Four classes later they went to lunch and sat at their usual meza, jedwali near the front corner of the cafeteria with Jake, Kenya, and Raymonde. "Hey guys, what's up?" Kenya asked sitting down. "Sorry I've been so idle lately, a lot on my mind." She said. "You always have a lot on your mind; it's usually not like wewe to miss family game night twice!" Raymonde said.

30 dakika later, Mellissa, Emma, and Eve went to Ms. Winters. After she gave the girls tips on how to "survive" being a monster, Ms. Winters pulled out a sack. "What's that?" Eve asked. Ms. Winters pulled out red framed glasses and handed them to Eve. "What are these for?" Eve asked. "They help wewe see in the light and be zaidi energetic during the day." Ms. Winters replied. Then she pulled out a bracelet. "For Mellissa," Ms. Winters said, "To keep your werewolf side from showing." "You think wewe can do something like a spell to heal my ankle before the dance?" Emma asked. "Actually yes, it's just for monsters." Ms. Winters alisema pulling out a small mirror and drawing a pembetano, pandetano on it. She then placed the Pentagon's center on Emma’s ankle. "Now freeze it." Ms. Winters instructed. "To my ankle?!" Emma asked. "Yes, well, not really, it won't stick." Ms. Winters replied. Emma froze it. "Good. Now it's almost time for your inayofuata classes, so gather your things and head out. Emma, it should finish healing kwa tomorrow." Ms. Winters said. "Thank you!" They all said, walking out. Eve put on her glasses. "Oh my…" She alisema amazed. Mellissa and Emma giggled as the kengele rang.

The rest of the siku went kwa normally, just a speaker in science class who talked about chemical reactions. On the bus, it was quieter than usual. Everyone just murmured to their friends. Mellissa, Eve, and Emma had a feeling it was about them. The whispering was happening since they came from Ms. Winters. A girl from the kiti, kiti cha across from them broke the silence and asked Eve where she got the glasses from. "Um, the nurse." Eve answered. "Well they look great on you," the girl said, turning back. Then a girl in the back alisema she liked Mellissa’s new bracelet and asked where she got it from. Mellissa's reply was "H&M,” The girl in the front craned her head and alisema Emma’s leg looked like it was getting better. Things were really looking up.
Are there even true friendship until now?
kwa Secret Irken Invader Eve

Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.

Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives wewe happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he au she will never turn his au her back on you...... au betray you.

But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on wewe and stick its self to greed.

wewe cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
wewe can never again.

He/she will leave wewe disappointed and let wewe down.

Why should wewe look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.

Why look for somebody else
When wewe have God with his upendo all wrapped around you.
Name something a blind person might use - A sword

Name a song with moon in the title - Blue suede moon

Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where wewe need a torch - A burglar

Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn kwa the 3 musketeers - A horse

Name something that floats in the bath - Water

Name something wewe wear on the beach, pwani - A deckchair

Name something Red - My cardigan

Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

A number wewe have to memorize - 7

Something wewe do before going to kitanda - Sleep

Something wewe put on walls - Roofs

Something in the garden that's green...
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The End Of Everything, The End Of Apolla
Song-Fic. Song: Lights kwa Ellie Goulding, The BassNectar Remix


Late in the evening, around 9:30 p.m., 12 mwaka old Apolla Falconer awoke with a start. Everything around her was pitch black, all except from the machungwa, chungwa mitaani, mtaa lights, who's beams came faintly through the blinded windows. Apolla quickly raised her head from the cold, sticky surface it was on. With her incredible night- vision, she found out that the surface was a dawati from her school. Apolla looked around even zaidi and saw that she was in her own classroom, in fact. "Why the 'ell am I in...
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posted by xboxrocksx45
wewe just shut the door i fell like zaidi when wewe say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do wewe make sure to upendo me even though i'm shy do wewe ever ever ever think to try? do wewe think of me? when wewe say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when wewe say hi well than wewe won't be mine! yes this is upendo but does it hurt? when i cry? when wewe say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i upendo you! why would say means things why would wewe say the stuff that stings why would wewe say that word when i know wewe much? i don't think i would be with wewe if i knew a thing au two about your life wewe backstabbing kisu i trusted wewe and yet wewe still flew without me
posted by icuSTALKER
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs wewe a lot.
Don't wewe upendo her?
I do...
I upendo my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
posted by adaug
wewe can only live once, but if wewe do it right, once is enough. -Mae West.
I didn't believe that the first time I heard it,but one tiny mistake,can change your live...Forever.
April 19,1999.
The clock read 7:43,I got out of bed.I was late for school.When I left,I didn't say bye to mom au dad.I just left.On the way there,I remembered a physics test I had to take,and if I failed it,I got an F in physics!So,at my lunch hour,I went to the library.I saw my two Marafiki already studying.I went over there and we started laughing and talking,but the librarian told us to be quiet.Then she went in the hall.Then...
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.

Everyone gasped.

"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled

"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"

"That darn lady,she aliiba our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"

"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.

"Oh my god!",cowboy said

Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"

"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.

The cowboy sighed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, upendo a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking punda so happily
Supernova, bend wewe over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking wewe right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock wewe outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when wewe go against me,
You...
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User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying bila mpangilio stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some bila mpangilio application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. wewe have no means to do so. wewe cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien wewe know!!...
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It was Thursday.10:07 a.m.I got out of my bed,and went down for breakfast."Yeah,okay.Yes,yes I understand.Thanks for calling."Mom alisema and hung up the phone."Hi honey."She greeted."I'll be right back."Mom left the kitchen.I picked up my napkin when.CLING!I saw Alicia and Henry in my kitchen!"What the-Why did wewe do that?"I asked."You need to come to the mti house!"Alicia demanded.
"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the mti house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the mti house.I...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One fine siku in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced

eachother drew there swords and shot eachother

the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.


(i like that thing au whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the makala is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my ndoto is flying
It's a ngome in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragoni now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a ngome in the sky
au there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
ndoto is not a crime
Find your ngome in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads wewe to the moon 'cause..."
11 year-old Sarah sat in her room.Brown hair.Blue eyes.And black boots."Sarah!Alicia is here!"Mom yelled."Bring her in!"Sarah said."Hey!"Alicia greeted."Ya ready?"She asked."Almost."She snapped the lid on her marker.Alicia whistled."Wo-ow!That's amazing!"She said.Admiring a Drawing of the fat words spelling out "Live.Love.Hope."."Come on!We're late!"Both girls ran outside."Bye mom!"Sarah alisema bounding out the door.The girls met 12 mwaka old Henry at a pecan tree."Hey!Step aside!I'll open it!"Sarah said,pushing Henry aside so she could put in the combination."Okay!Come up."Sarah alisema opening...
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posted by amy36y
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name au talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his muziki every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask wewe if wewe have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i upendo justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate au upendo whatever he does even if they hate it au upendo it
I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one siku he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One siku when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth vichimbakazi take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found...
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There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the kitanda with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 mwezi later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...
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posted by envyelric
The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! wewe are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey wewe bums want simethin au are wewe goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do wewe hear...
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posted by lupichkata
Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what wewe did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand au a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of wewe and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it...
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posted by karpach_14
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor kwa floor, and once wewe find what wewe are looking for, wewe can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling wewe what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The Marafiki laugh and without hesitation songesha on to...
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