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{Sally's POV}


"I think i'm gonna settle this." Jane got up and ran inside the school.

"This is not going to end well." Me, Ben and scissor mouth said.

We all left the bench at the same time almost bumping into each other going into the building.

"Ben, what did she mean kwa 'settle this'? I asked him, holding his hand.

"I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not gonna end well." Ben said, Letting go of may hand.

While we were walking we so Jane and Jeff.

We stopped where we were.

"Well, well,well. Guess who came crawling back!" Jeff said, playing with his knife.

"I CAME TO FUCKING SETTLE THIS!" Jane replied.

This is not going to end well.

Jane and Jeff fought as violent as they could get.

"Ben, should we-" I felt something stab my stomach.

I fell to the ground and everything went pitch black.

{Jane's POV}

Me and Jeff were fighting with our arms and legs. And our knifes of course.

While I dodged Jeff's kisu attack, He stabbed Sally.

"YOU FUCKING RETARD!" I yelled.

"YOU KILLED MY FRIEND!" I kicked him in the draw so hard that he fell.

"Call the nurse!" Slender yelled.

During lunch me and Ben were talking about Jeff stabbing Sally.

"Are wewe sure he didn't do it on accident?" He asked me.

"I bet he did it for comeback." I suggested.

"I'm going to go check on Sally." I told him.

He nodded.

I went to the nurse's and looked at Sally.

"Hey whats up?" She asked and got up.

"Nothing. And I'm gonna make him pay!" I almost yelled

"That would be cool." She replied.

"I'll leave wewe be." I told her ans walked out.

{Jeff's POV}

I didn't mean for Sally to get stabbed.

I really didn't mean it.

"Dude, I heard Jane is furious about what happened." Seed eater said.

I looked at him.

"I really didn't mean to stab her." I told him.

I did a huge face palm.

Later that day, I met Jane again.

"Look I don't wanna talk to you." She just walked away.

"Look I'm-" 'I alisema I DON'T WANNA TALK TO YOU!" She interrupted me.

She ran out of the locker room.

I sighed.

I just wanted to say sorry.

I ran after her trying to stop her.

"JEFF wewe PRICK LEAVE ME ALONE!" She stopped running.

Its my chance.

"Look i'm so sorry Jane. I didn't mean to stab her." I looked down.

Jane looked surprised.

"Jeff.. I never thought wewe would say that." She said.

"We're enemy's but sometimes things change." I said.

We alisema our goodbyes and left for class.

I think things are gonna change between me and Jane.

{Jane's POV}

Jeff seemed to act different.

He alisema things change.. What the hell..

Anyways, After school I went home.

I laid on my kitanda thinking of what he said.

'We're enemy's, but things change.'

Is he changing trying to tell me he's changing?

I wonder if that's what he's saying.

I shook my head making me stop thinking of the thought.

Hours later I went to kitanda having dreams of.. Jeff..

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:33< Whats up!!?!? Sorry if The wait was long :(. But I have lots to tel!! (Maybe not lots) So, I met Sollux, Gamzee, Kurloz, Mituna, Dave, And Karkat!! LAWL!!!! But that was long zamani (Well gamzee dave sollux, and karkat and mituna was long ago) But I hope wewe enjoyed and zaidi well be coming!!!! SOON! :3 hhehehehe!
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posted by penguin7710
User: I'm a unicorn.


Cleverbot: My boyfriend is a dragon.


User: So you're a girl?


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: Cool. So am I.


Cleverbot: And what do wewe play?

User: Unicorn games.

Cleverbot: Like twilight sparkle?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do wewe know israel?

User: Do wewe like singing.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: We should sing.

Cleverbot: Ok, where?

User: F is for Marafiki who do stuff together.

Cleverbot: B is for basket to put stuff in.

User: A is for apes to kill rapist.

Cleverbot: Apples.

User: Bannanas.

Cleverbot: apple not bananas.

User: Carrots.

Cleverbot: Pineaples.

User: For a robot wewe don't know how to spell.

Cleverbot:...
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1.SpongeBob SqaurePants
2.The Legend of Korra
3.Aaahh!!!Real Monsters
4.The Ren and Stimpy Show
5.(Impractical)Jokers
6.Resturant:Impossible
7.Family Guy
8.Pranked!
9.Tanked
10.Max and Ruby(Just to make fun of it)
11.Adventure Time
12.Regular Show
13.MAD
14.Scrubs
15.Everybody Hates Chris
16.That 70s' Show
17.All That
18.Kenan and Kel
19.My Cat From Hell
20.Dogs101
21.Ellen
22.Law and Order
23.Judge Judy
24.Judge Mathis
25.Judge Ross
26.The Wonder Years
27.My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic
28.Rocko's Modern Life
29.Phineis and Ferb
30.Hey,Arnold!

NOTE:Listed in no particular order.
posted by koolamelia
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If wewe have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal kwa conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what wewe think."

7. Claim that wewe must always wear a bicycle kofia, chapeo as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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1.where wewe keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid au nawt!!
3.Who wewe talk 2 on the phone
4.THat wewe are super jelous au other girls (or boys)
5.That wewe hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up wewe will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That wewe have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart wewe are at fixing things.


GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
 I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
posted by j-bfan7
Edward pulled two tickets out of his kanzu, koti pocket with an unusually questionable grin on his face. I hadn’t seen this expression before. His eyes were bigger than normal, and black. I could see that he needed to hunt. His head tilted slightly downwards, and while one side of his lips curled up, somehow the other side seemed to curl down. Edward looked as though he didn’t know if he wanted to smile, au frown.

“Are those plane tickets?” It sounded zaidi eager out loud than it did in my head.

Edward shifted his dark gaze down at the two tickets he held between his long, porcelain-like fingers,...
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1. Cause it felt like it.

2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????

3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup

4. it wanted some chiken soup.

5. it needed 2 get to the other side

6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r mashabiki of him u no)

7. on the other side of the road was a KFC

8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken kuvuka, msalaba the road

9. he had reasons 2

10. he was lost

11. he wanted to make this joke

12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.

P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
posted by yoshifan1976
Once there was a black Yoshi named Bob. He was new to town and didn't have any friends. He was a kind and caring Yoshi who had the power to heal. He went to school and saw a group of Yoshis. Bob asked the other Yoshis if he could play with them. The other Yoshis laughed and scoffed at him. He didn't get angry. He just walked away with his head to the ground. Then suddenly, a human was very very sick. She was taken to the hospital. The doctors couldn't admit her. There was nothing they could do. "Yoshi", he said. It meant let me heal her. Then out of the blue, Bob laid his hand on her chest and there was a light shining. Then the human was cured!!! "Thank you", she said. "Yoshi". (Which means you're welcome). The other Yoshis saw what was going on and they apologized to Bob in Yoshi. He forgave them and then they played tag. Then no one ever teased Bob again. He had new Marafiki and they lived happily ever after.
posted by Shelly_McShelly
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the juu of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long siku of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill alisema to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task kwa concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped imba and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.

1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.

2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.

3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.

4. The UK population grew in zaidi 2008 than at any time since 1962.

5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.

6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.

7. The smell of cut nyasi makes people happy.

8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.

9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.

10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.

Hopefully there will be zaidi inayofuata week.