- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel
«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director
«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.
«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
«You guys, line up alphabetically kwa height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»
- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)
«I think war is a dangerous place.»
- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)
«I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.»
- Greg Norman, Golfer
«It's nice, it gives wewe a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill au something.»
- Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college
«Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.»
- Gyrator, Chicago Rotary Club journal
«These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.»
- Chuck Person, NBA mpira wa kikapu player
«I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your juu off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.»
- Paris Hilton (December 2003)
«My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle au an aunt.»
- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State mpira wa kikapu player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.
«The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
«And now the sequence of events in no particular order.»
- Dan Rather, televisheni news anchor
«Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.»
- George W Bush, Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000
«The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.»
- Dizzy Dean, explaining how he felt after being hit on the head kwa a ball in the 1934 World Series.
«I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost.»
- Frank Bruno, Boxer
«I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.»
- George Bush
«I want to rush for 1,000 au 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.»
- George Rogers, NFL New Orleans Saint RB, when asked about the upcoming season
«I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.»
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons
«The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.»
- Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst
«Half this game is ninety percent mental.»
- Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager
«Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it.»
- Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a saladi at a restaurant.
«I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.»
- Linda Evangelista, Supermodel
«Facts are stupid things.»
- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President
«What a waste it is to lose one's mind. au not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
«That's just the tip of the ice cube.»
- Neil Hamilton, BBC2
«A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.»
- Samuel Goldwyn
«I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.»
- Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer
«It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
«I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.»
- Winston Bennett, chuo kikuu, chuo kikuu cha of Kentucky mpira wa kikapu forward.
«The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then wewe can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.»
- Sylvestor Stallone, Actor
«Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.»
- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
«We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may au may not occur.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
«Will the highways on the internet become zaidi few?»
- George W Bush, Concord, New Hampshire, (29th January 2000)
«Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.»
- Keppel Enderbery, Former Australian cabinet minister
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