I decided to make a orodha a crap I hate (IDk if some of this will be offensive au not, but I just need to get a few of these things off my chest)
-Abusers/Racism (kinda in one)
I hate animal/human abusers who feel like "tough" just for hurting others different au smaller than they are.
-Sexism (of both sides)
The part I really hate about this is when they act like guys NEVER get abused. Abuse happens in both genders, yet it seems like the world only pays attention to the girl side and not BOTH. Not fair. Just cuz I'm not a girl don't mean I've never been abused au hated on ect.
-Agism
I'm nice person, who tries to be nice to people of all ages but...when someone older assumes they are "Better" it makes me mad. Also when younger ones act like brats to some people and there parents don't do CRAP.
-Stereotypes
Those are the things this world uses to try and label people and that makes me sick. Like just being a girl don't mean ya have to be girly au being a guy doesn't mean ya have to like football. I HATE football. au basically other stereotypes in general.
-When people treat sex like its some sorta game au something. Like hello? If wewe can't take care of your kids, then don't do THAT. Simple.
-People who assume they're "Better" than others
-Those who claim Digimon ripped off Pokémon. Like seriously? I doubt that.
-When people can't tell the difference from Japanese, Chinese and Korean. OK, maybe it's not their fault but...it's just that I know Japanese, and I can tell the when something is Japanese au not.
-Leaving a light on in a room when NO ONE is there. I hate that SOO much.
-When I hear certain noise when I am trying to sleep. Especially when I hair people talking.
-People with loud-as-hell voices. Like for real...I can hear my aunt talking in the jikoni all the way from bedroom with my door closed -_-
-When people repeat what they say...when people repeat what they say (See? Annoying right?)
-Show-offs of any kind.
-When people blindly trust others simply based on what they WEAR. Hello? Over heard of "don't judger a book kwa its cover"?
-Uniforms
I get it, they may cause some bullying to "die down"...but kwa making everyone wear the same crap, u let the bullies WIN. People have rights to express who they are, and shouldn't stop just cuz of bullies. I personally believe that uniforms are anther way the world tries to control us.
-Revenge
I really hate how some people believe it's perfectly fine to go out and seek revenge on someone (even on bad people) "An eye for an eye"? Seriously? Grow up and stop uigizaji like babies and learn to forgive. Do wewe not understand the consequences of pursuing revenge? DO YOU? "Paying someone back" and "giving them what they deserve" is just childish. Act your age people....forgive!
-The death penalty
Honestly, this here has to do with the whole "revenge" thing above. I get so sick of how hateful some people can get. Yeah, it's bad people do those things but seriously, that's not an excuse to harbor so much HATE inside wewe and wish death to them. it isn't your place to wish death to any human being, no matter WHAT they have done. Has it not accursed to wewe that those bad people weren't always like that? Have u ever stopped to think that maybe--just maybe--those bad people might be able to turn from their ways? Now I know some can't, but a lot of people can "see the Light" if wewe people would just GIVE THEM A CHANCE first. I know this one is really long, but this one bother me most: I just cant stand how humans are so quick to judge and use death to "solve their problems" with bad people.
-Abortion
I know some of wewe are OK with this but I am not. Now this is just stupid....you claim that some bacteria on mars is "life" but somehow, an innocent, unborn child ISN'T? Seriously, I get where some are coming from but hear me out: How is it fair to kill off an innocent unborn kid that didn't even ASK for this? They never ask to be born, they never once asked permission to jiunge this life...so why punish them? I know what ur going say "it's a woman's choice" and all that bunch of bull, but heres a tip, 'kay? Has it ever crossed ur minds that just cuz its "your choice" don't make it the RIGHT one? See, I strongly believe in always doing whats right. And killing any innocent soul is no exception...EVER
-Making fun of people's beliefs
I can't stand that either, and it seems as though the one belief that's attacked the most is MINE: Christianity. Yeah, I'm a Christian, yet I've never made fun of other beliefs, nor do I want to. Can't we just grow up and get along?
-Killing/Wars
Now I know this will never end, as many zaidi wars will most likely happen after Iraq but....I don't like the thought of killing another human (even those who are our enemies) I mean, I upendo the whole "fighting for freedom" thing--I really appreciate that, but...does it have to come at the cost of so many lives? Does it really? I don't wanna see any human being die--I don't like violence.
-Putting prices on animals
I understand that when u wanna adopt a pet, it cost money. But I really hate how human put a price on an animal like that. Why don't we just start putting prices on ourselves, huh? wanyama are people too, not money-maker's.
-Westboro Baptist Church
Although I really shouldn't say "hate" cuz hating another human isn't what Jesus would want. I just can't stand how people like them give me a bad reputation as a Christian. I mean, I'm super freakin' nice and they're so...horrid. They spread hate in my Father's name and I HATE that.
-This generation
When I was younger, the muziki was 10x better and had actual meaning. Same goes for the TV shows and other crap. Ugh, the TV shows that are on today....I can't stand some of the crap my nephews watch. "Almost naked Animals"? My God I hate that show, and my nephew likes it simply cuz it's "Funny" when its not. Yeah, he's like 6 so he has no freakin' clue about real shows. Same goes for most kids--they have no clue about life back then. When I was a kid, I never got anything like an iPad, now my nephews are walking around with tablets and crap. Seriously? It just seems like this generation isn't letting kids be KIDS.
Now I think I've covered a lot. I shall end it now.
-Abusers/Racism (kinda in one)
I hate animal/human abusers who feel like "tough" just for hurting others different au smaller than they are.
-Sexism (of both sides)
The part I really hate about this is when they act like guys NEVER get abused. Abuse happens in both genders, yet it seems like the world only pays attention to the girl side and not BOTH. Not fair. Just cuz I'm not a girl don't mean I've never been abused au hated on ect.
-Agism
I'm nice person, who tries to be nice to people of all ages but...when someone older assumes they are "Better" it makes me mad. Also when younger ones act like brats to some people and there parents don't do CRAP.
-Stereotypes
Those are the things this world uses to try and label people and that makes me sick. Like just being a girl don't mean ya have to be girly au being a guy doesn't mean ya have to like football. I HATE football. au basically other stereotypes in general.
-When people treat sex like its some sorta game au something. Like hello? If wewe can't take care of your kids, then don't do THAT. Simple.
-People who assume they're "Better" than others
-Those who claim Digimon ripped off Pokémon. Like seriously? I doubt that.
-When people can't tell the difference from Japanese, Chinese and Korean. OK, maybe it's not their fault but...it's just that I know Japanese, and I can tell the when something is Japanese au not.
-Leaving a light on in a room when NO ONE is there. I hate that SOO much.
-When I hear certain noise when I am trying to sleep. Especially when I hair people talking.
-People with loud-as-hell voices. Like for real...I can hear my aunt talking in the jikoni all the way from bedroom with my door closed -_-
-When people repeat what they say...when people repeat what they say (See? Annoying right?)
-Show-offs of any kind.
-When people blindly trust others simply based on what they WEAR. Hello? Over heard of "don't judger a book kwa its cover"?
-Uniforms
I get it, they may cause some bullying to "die down"...but kwa making everyone wear the same crap, u let the bullies WIN. People have rights to express who they are, and shouldn't stop just cuz of bullies. I personally believe that uniforms are anther way the world tries to control us.
-Revenge
I really hate how some people believe it's perfectly fine to go out and seek revenge on someone (even on bad people) "An eye for an eye"? Seriously? Grow up and stop uigizaji like babies and learn to forgive. Do wewe not understand the consequences of pursuing revenge? DO YOU? "Paying someone back" and "giving them what they deserve" is just childish. Act your age people....forgive!
-The death penalty
Honestly, this here has to do with the whole "revenge" thing above. I get so sick of how hateful some people can get. Yeah, it's bad people do those things but seriously, that's not an excuse to harbor so much HATE inside wewe and wish death to them. it isn't your place to wish death to any human being, no matter WHAT they have done. Has it not accursed to wewe that those bad people weren't always like that? Have u ever stopped to think that maybe--just maybe--those bad people might be able to turn from their ways? Now I know some can't, but a lot of people can "see the Light" if wewe people would just GIVE THEM A CHANCE first. I know this one is really long, but this one bother me most: I just cant stand how humans are so quick to judge and use death to "solve their problems" with bad people.
-Abortion
I know some of wewe are OK with this but I am not. Now this is just stupid....you claim that some bacteria on mars is "life" but somehow, an innocent, unborn child ISN'T? Seriously, I get where some are coming from but hear me out: How is it fair to kill off an innocent unborn kid that didn't even ASK for this? They never ask to be born, they never once asked permission to jiunge this life...so why punish them? I know what ur going say "it's a woman's choice" and all that bunch of bull, but heres a tip, 'kay? Has it ever crossed ur minds that just cuz its "your choice" don't make it the RIGHT one? See, I strongly believe in always doing whats right. And killing any innocent soul is no exception...EVER
-Making fun of people's beliefs
I can't stand that either, and it seems as though the one belief that's attacked the most is MINE: Christianity. Yeah, I'm a Christian, yet I've never made fun of other beliefs, nor do I want to. Can't we just grow up and get along?
-Killing/Wars
Now I know this will never end, as many zaidi wars will most likely happen after Iraq but....I don't like the thought of killing another human (even those who are our enemies) I mean, I upendo the whole "fighting for freedom" thing--I really appreciate that, but...does it have to come at the cost of so many lives? Does it really? I don't wanna see any human being die--I don't like violence.
-Putting prices on animals
I understand that when u wanna adopt a pet, it cost money. But I really hate how human put a price on an animal like that. Why don't we just start putting prices on ourselves, huh? wanyama are people too, not money-maker's.
-Westboro Baptist Church
Although I really shouldn't say "hate" cuz hating another human isn't what Jesus would want. I just can't stand how people like them give me a bad reputation as a Christian. I mean, I'm super freakin' nice and they're so...horrid. They spread hate in my Father's name and I HATE that.
-This generation
When I was younger, the muziki was 10x better and had actual meaning. Same goes for the TV shows and other crap. Ugh, the TV shows that are on today....I can't stand some of the crap my nephews watch. "Almost naked Animals"? My God I hate that show, and my nephew likes it simply cuz it's "Funny" when its not. Yeah, he's like 6 so he has no freakin' clue about real shows. Same goes for most kids--they have no clue about life back then. When I was a kid, I never got anything like an iPad, now my nephews are walking around with tablets and crap. Seriously? It just seems like this generation isn't letting kids be KIDS.
Now I think I've covered a lot. I shall end it now.
10. Tell a bila mpangilio person wewe upendo them
9. go up to a worker and ask them bila mpangilio questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big au for guys just a bila mpangilio bra and ask a worker how wewe look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a bila mpangilio person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat chakula before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the juu of your lungs
9. go up to a worker and ask them bila mpangilio questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big au for guys just a bila mpangilio bra and ask a worker how wewe look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a bila mpangilio person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat chakula before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the juu of your lungs
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS kisu AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours au mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do wewe put that back?"
I had a lot of fun uandishi these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours au mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do wewe put that back?"
I had a lot of fun uandishi these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
1.) Start saying the maswali really loudly and if they try to tell wewe to be quite say "shhh this is a test wewe know, gosh!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering bila mpangilio numbers to the person inayofuata to wewe and then when the teacher tells wewe off say "They made me give them the majibu au they alisema they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at wewe say "What are wewe lookin at!" au "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on juu of the meza, jedwali and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have wewe been spying on me and teling it everything!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering bila mpangilio numbers to the person inayofuata to wewe and then when the teacher tells wewe off say "They made me give them the majibu au they alisema they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at wewe say "What are wewe lookin at!" au "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on juu of the meza, jedwali and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have wewe been spying on me and teling it everything!"
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my ndoto is flying
It's a ngome in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragoni now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a ngome in the sky
au there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
ndoto is not a crime
Find your ngome in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads wewe to the moon 'cause..."
No one knows where it hides
And my ndoto is flying
It's a ngome in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragoni now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a ngome in the sky
au there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
ndoto is not a crime
Find your ngome in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads wewe to the moon 'cause..."
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can wewe believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how wewe respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can wewe believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how wewe respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
