So there has been a lot of new horror sinema coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help wewe survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where wewe are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't start screaming to let the killer know where wewe are.
-If your goal is to not be found then don't scream. That's like playing hide and seek and yelling out "I'm over here!"

5.(This is gonna be hard) Don't invite the hot guys from the football team
-They'll want to take wewe out into the woods and you'll both die. Just say no.

6.Don't let everyone in the group get drunk au high.
-Make sure at least one au two people stay sober.

7.Don't go into the creepy house that has a background story to it.
-If wewe know that there's house that people go into and they disappear then don't go in!

8.Don't go into the creepy graveyard
-It's weird enough that you're in a graveyard in the middle of the night. As soon as wewe hear the mbwa mwitu howl in the distance it's time to go.

9.Don't turn into a detective and go investigate when wewe hear a noise
-NO! Absolutely not! If wewe think there's a robber au something in your house wewe call the cops au jump out of a window. wewe do not go see with that is especially if you're unarmed.

10.Don't hide in a place where wewe won't be able to run.
-You have to make sure wewe can run if the killer comes to get you. If wewe go into a closet au under the kitanda where are wewe going to go? I feel like people who do that deserve to die because they chose a fucked up place to hide.

THANKS FOR READING!