Do wewe work at Subway? Because wewe just gave me a footlong.
Hi, do wewe want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang wewe on every piece of furniture in my home.
I'm no weather man, but wewe can expect zaidi than a few inches tonight.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
hujambo babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't wewe like pizza?
Do wewe work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw wewe checking out my package.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.
hujambo baby, I think wewe just made my two kwa four into a four kwa eight.
I'll give wewe a nickel if wewe tickle my pickle.
wewe are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
What's the speed of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 wewe have to turn around!
I'm an astronaut and my inayofuata mission is to explore Uranus.
If I had AIDS, would wewe have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go.
Excuse me, but do wewe give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Miss, If you've Lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made wewe come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Do wewe wanna come to the Marines, au would your rather have a Marine come into you?
There are 265 Bones in the human body. How would wewe like one more?
Why don't wewe come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
hujambo baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
Do wewe take Visa?
How do wewe like your eggs? Poached, scrambled au fertilized?
wewe smell... We should go take a kuoga together.
Would wewe like a hotdog to go with those buns?
Are wewe a virgin? [No] Prove it!
wewe bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
I don't know what wewe think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?
"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an saa fast!
I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... I like every bone in your body... Especially mine!
Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" wewe do down.
Would wewe like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.
Do wewe believe in free love? [No] Then how much do wewe cost?
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Hi, I'm gay. Do wewe think wewe can convert me?
If I'm a pain in your ass... We can just add zaidi lubricants.
[Walk into her chest] "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened!"
What are wewe doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
Will wewe be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
My name is Skittles... wanna taste my rainbow?
Are those pants on sale? Cause they're 100% off at my place!
I'm with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.
I only have 12 hours to live... please don't let me die a virgin.
I'm bigger and better than the Titantic - only 200 women went down on that vessel!
What is a nice girl like wewe doing in a dirty mind like mine?
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the earth!
Hi, do wewe want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang wewe on every piece of furniture in my home.
I'm no weather man, but wewe can expect zaidi than a few inches tonight.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
hujambo babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't wewe like pizza?
Do wewe work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw wewe checking out my package.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.
hujambo baby, I think wewe just made my two kwa four into a four kwa eight.
I'll give wewe a nickel if wewe tickle my pickle.
wewe are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
What's the speed of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 wewe have to turn around!
I'm an astronaut and my inayofuata mission is to explore Uranus.
If I had AIDS, would wewe have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go.
Excuse me, but do wewe give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Miss, If you've Lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made wewe come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Do wewe wanna come to the Marines, au would your rather have a Marine come into you?
There are 265 Bones in the human body. How would wewe like one more?
Why don't wewe come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
hujambo baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
Do wewe take Visa?
How do wewe like your eggs? Poached, scrambled au fertilized?
wewe smell... We should go take a kuoga together.
Would wewe like a hotdog to go with those buns?
Are wewe a virgin? [No] Prove it!
wewe bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
I don't know what wewe think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
I'm a writer, you're a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?
"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an saa fast!
I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... I like every bone in your body... Especially mine!
Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" wewe do down.
Would wewe like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.
Do wewe believe in free love? [No] Then how much do wewe cost?
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Hi, I'm gay. Do wewe think wewe can convert me?
If I'm a pain in your ass... We can just add zaidi lubricants.
[Walk into her chest] "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened!"
What are wewe doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
Will wewe be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
My name is Skittles... wanna taste my rainbow?
Are those pants on sale? Cause they're 100% off at my place!
I'm with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons.
I only have 12 hours to live... please don't let me die a virgin.
I'm bigger and better than the Titantic - only 200 women went down on that vessel!
What is a nice girl like wewe doing in a dirty mind like mine?
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren and conquer the earth!
