I'm bored so this makala is bila mpangilio anyways...
1. Like- it makes wewe seem younger
2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful
3. Unfuckingbelieveable- wewe have to have zaidi words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane au out-goddamn-rageous
4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.
5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"
6. Sweet- Only when talking about food
7. Shit- never "shoot"
8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo
9. Buddy- buddy is what wewe call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, wewe have friends.
10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged
11. Piss- say things like "make the bladder gladder" au "shake hands with an old friend"
12. Ma'am- only if you're talking to a sales representative should this word be used
13. Asshole- see son of a bitch
14. Son of a bitch- see asshole
15. Rat's ass- wewe can also say "rooster's ass" au "badger's ass"
16. Little shit- for males between the ages of 3-16 and some adult males shorter than 5'7
17. Bitch- overrated as an insult
18. Dude- a retired word
19. Yo- use instead of dude
20. Jesus Christ- God bless him
21. Jesus H Christ- a fun way of saying Jesus Christ
22. The 'ol how's your father- slang for sex also for "cleaning the gutters", "engaging in arts and crafts", "tending the garden"
23. Colder than a witch's tit- It just means really cold
24. Bullshit- horseshit, chickenshit, badgershit any animal can be used really
25. In the zone- the zone, the driver's seat, the groove, the saddle, the loop...you get the idea
Thanks for kusoma :)
1. Like- it makes wewe seem younger
2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful
3. Unfuckingbelieveable- wewe have to have zaidi words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane au out-goddamn-rageous
4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.
5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"
6. Sweet- Only when talking about food
7. Shit- never "shoot"
8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo
9. Buddy- buddy is what wewe call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, wewe have friends.
10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged
11. Piss- say things like "make the bladder gladder" au "shake hands with an old friend"
12. Ma'am- only if you're talking to a sales representative should this word be used
13. Asshole- see son of a bitch
14. Son of a bitch- see asshole
15. Rat's ass- wewe can also say "rooster's ass" au "badger's ass"
16. Little shit- for males between the ages of 3-16 and some adult males shorter than 5'7
17. Bitch- overrated as an insult
18. Dude- a retired word
19. Yo- use instead of dude
20. Jesus Christ- God bless him
21. Jesus H Christ- a fun way of saying Jesus Christ
22. The 'ol how's your father- slang for sex also for "cleaning the gutters", "engaging in arts and crafts", "tending the garden"
23. Colder than a witch's tit- It just means really cold
24. Bullshit- horseshit, chickenshit, badgershit any animal can be used really
25. In the zone- the zone, the driver's seat, the groove, the saddle, the loop...you get the idea
Thanks for kusoma :)
Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If wewe can read English, wewe can cook. For Instance. Basic mkate stuffing, melt one third cup of siagi in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick siagi on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.
Joey = Good Morning! How wewe guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't wewe wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?
Michelle = wewe got it, dude.
Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.
Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!
Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.
Jesse = Have Mercy!
DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new guitar, gitaa student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick siagi on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.
Joey = Good Morning! How wewe guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't wewe wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?
Michelle = wewe got it, dude.
Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.
Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!
Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.
Jesse = Have Mercy!
DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new guitar, gitaa student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
Kate: then she she was all like OH NO wewe did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!
Liz: What's that? Kiss your boy friend?
Kate: No not that bad!
Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!
Kate: Wores.
Liz: Break your leg?
Kate: no.
Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?
Kate: I told wewe not to remind me of that!
Liz: sorry. What?
Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!
LIZ: NO!
Kate: Yes!
Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!
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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a sekunde ago. well tell me what wewe think!I am planing on making zaidi short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
Liz: What's that? Kiss your boy friend?
Kate: No not that bad!
Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!
Kate: Wores.
Liz: Break your leg?
Kate: no.
Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?
Kate: I told wewe not to remind me of that!
Liz: sorry. What?
Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!
LIZ: NO!
Kate: Yes!
Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!
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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a sekunde ago. well tell me what wewe think!I am planing on making zaidi short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
1. The coffee-flavored donut.
2. The ShamWOW!
3. Middle school au any school in particular
4. Baseball cards
5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it
6. Misquitoes
7. Bees!!!!!!!!
8. Wasps!!!!
9. People who think they have ESP
10. Math
11. The popcorn ball
12. A imba mpira wa kikapu (yes they're real)
13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)
14. Antelopes
15. automatic soap dispensers
2. The ShamWOW!
3. Middle school au any school in particular
4. Baseball cards
5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it
6. Misquitoes
7. Bees!!!!!!!!
8. Wasps!!!!
9. People who think they have ESP
10. Math
11. The popcorn ball
12. A imba mpira wa kikapu (yes they're real)
13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)
14. Antelopes
15. automatic soap dispensers
wewe held it all in
I should’ve put the moto out
wewe were in pain and it’s all my fault
The days I fought with you
It stuck to me like glue
Baby I just kept hurting you
And it’s all my fault
wewe bled but no one heard
wewe were screaming, no one bothered to hear
I should’ve wiped away all your tears
This is my fault
So just forget about me
Babe I know this isn’t what wewe wanted it to be
wewe were bleeding, crying, drowning, dying
I’m telling the truth this time, this time it’s my fault
Everything I ever did was my fault
I should’ve put the moto out
wewe were in pain and it’s all my fault
The days I fought with you
It stuck to me like glue
Baby I just kept hurting you
And it’s all my fault
wewe bled but no one heard
wewe were screaming, no one bothered to hear
I should’ve wiped away all your tears
This is my fault
So just forget about me
Babe I know this isn’t what wewe wanted it to be
wewe were bleeding, crying, drowning, dying
I’m telling the truth this time, this time it’s my fault
Everything I ever did was my fault