bila mpangilio Article: How to ask crush on date: 20 Steps

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posted by lzzie

Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to Marafiki about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in upendo with crush

Step 10: Imagine having babies with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.

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RoseOlaf THANK YOU.

pearlxashxdawn I agree with Step 20 completely!! For I am GIRL. A girl shouldn't ask her crush out. That's wrong. The guy should do it XD but seriously, either way, telling your crush he/she is your crush is either gonna end well or not. You don't know if he/she has the same feelings towards you. Let your friends do the investigating instead...

DerpThatHerp XD this just owns life

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Audioslave - Like a Stone (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

On a cobweb afternoon
In a room full of emptiness
By a freeway I confess
I was Lost in the pages
Of a book full of death
Reading how we'll die alone
And if we're good, we'll lay to rest
Anywhere we wanna go

In your house I long to be
Room kwa room patiently
I'll wait for wewe there
Like a stone
I'll wait for wewe there
Alone

On my deathbed I will pray
To the gods and the angels
Like a pagan to anyone
Who will take me to heaven
To a place I recall
I was there so long ago
The sky was bruised
The wine was bled
And there wewe led me on

In your house I long to be
Room kwa room patiently
I'll wait for wewe there
Like a stone
I'll...

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"Evil triumphs when good men do nothing"

posted by BlindBandit92

I am so sick and tired of people not trying to understand another person's plight. I am so tired of people not having solidarity when many groups have gone through horrific things. This world is divided kwa many factors. Sexism,racism,homophobia,transphobia,classism and I can continue to go on and on. But whenever someone tells someone else who has not experienced alisema issue. Sometimes the reaction is: "I don't believe you." "I haven't seen it so it doesn't happen" "All (insert any group that has received the short end of the stick on any occasion) are moronic and they don't realize what a great...

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The Man Who Shot 50 Cent - PaRappa the Rapper 2 (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Guys, I’m about to give a hot take for wewe all…. I do not care for PaRappa the Rapper on Playstation 1. Now I am fully aware that is a crime against humanity, but I do like aspects of it. I upendo the style of it for a PS1 game, I enjoy the character designs, and I think the muziki is pretty funky. But a lot of my problems with the game are from the gameplay feeling pretty rough and unfair at times. There are many times where I am pretty sure I hit the button at the right time, and not only does it sound awkward coming out of PaRappa as delayed as it sounds, but the game still counts it as...

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40 Laws every girl should know about boys

posted by RipDudeHugh

Not all boys are visceral, but all are elegant and considerative in some way. - Featured: Holly Wood Leading Man, Junior Garett Hedlund

1.Only select of us boys will ever be sculpted.

2.You can upendo any boy, as every boy can upendo reciprocally.

3.There is a range of us boys; some of us face life incarceration, some of us like Ludwig Wittgenstein went about Aerodynamic Engineering, then Philosophy.

4.Any boy can "'go religion" if his soul is a bit chipped au broken.

5.We like girls that talk smooth, especially the girls who can tie if off with respect.

6.We will act like boys, if the circumstance requires us to only act as so.

7.We know that a relation between us will keep developing a relation.

8.We do not have our own house ready...

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The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards kwa an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Most fucked up Rob Dyke's WHY WOULD wewe PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET, part 2

posted by Canada24

#1:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman Lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.

#2:
Fuck ghost stories! I am a atheist! I don’t believe in your BS! God isn’t real! Ghosts aren’t real! None of it is real! I wish there was a God for people like this, so they can go to hell for constantly trying to push there agenda on me! I WILL NEVER BELIEVE! EVER! SO STOP!!

#3:
Another...

We Can't Stop (Furry Parody)

posted by ShadowFan100

Lyrics

I'm a furry, I can do what I want
You're a furry, wewe can do what wewe want
We're all furries, we can do what we want
We can sing where we want
We can dance where we want

I'm a furry, I can do what I want
You're a furry, wewe can do what wewe want
We're all furries, we can do what we want
We can hang where we want
Have fun where we want

People in fursuits everywhere
Paws in the air, like we don't care
'Cuz we came to have so much fun now
Got our fursuits on and we gonna furry it out

If you're not ready to go home
Can I get a "Hell no"?
'Cuz we're gonna furry all night
'Till we see the sunlight, alright

So,...

My juu 10 inayopendelewa Alice in Wonderland Characters

posted by Windrises

This orodha is about the characters from Johnny Depp's Alice in Wonderland films. The 2010 and 2016 Alice films have various enjoyable characters. Everybody on the orodha except for the juu 2 is in alphabetical order. I hope wewe enjoy the orodha and feel free to mention your inayopendelewa characters from the 2010 and 2016 Alice films.

Cheshire Cat

The Cheshire Cat was briefly a rival of the Hatter, but the Cheshire Cat turned out to be a useful and amusing character. Also he has a nice voice.

Dormouse

In awali versions of Alice in Wonderland the Dormouse was a sleepy guy, but the Dormouse is a heroic...

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Canada24's juu ten most badass actors..

posted by Canada24

#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..

#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. wewe really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him zaidi in sinema like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass*. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....

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kobe, kasa sandwich, sandwichi #1: nyota Wars

posted by TheMagicLoki

Here it is! The first episode of kobe, kasa Sandwich! Hope wewe enjoy viewing this as much as I enjoyed making it! It might not be as good as wewe were hoping, so feel free to provide criticism if wewe think it would improve the series.

And don't forget to leave suggestions in the comments! :)

Robbie Kay

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TDF REVIEWS THINGS: My Little gppony, gppony, pony (spoilerz)

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls onyesha that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little chokoleti sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, upinde wa mvua bitch, kahaba and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.

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