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User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?

Cleverbot: The Game is Life?

User: You're hopless.

Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Lucy.

User: May the force be with you!

Cleverbot: And with you.

User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your wife.

User: Are wewe a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are wewe female.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are wewe male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are wewe a boy?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.


Cleverbot: Do wewe like harry potter?

User: Never read it.

Cleverbot: Never read what?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: wewe just asked me about it....

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: wewe upendo me.

User: Okaaay...

Cleverbot: Heathcliff, not Heather!

User: What?

Cleverbot: Who is a hippo?


Cleverbot: No. I am American.

User: wewe are America, aru?

Cleverbot: No.

User: wewe are America, aru?

Cleverbot: No, I am Cherokee.

Cleverbot: Do wewe have any parents?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are their names?

User: Pippin and Merry.

Cleverbot: Who are pip and pip.

User: Pippin and Merry, not pip and pip.

Cleverbot: A bit better. My name is Cleverbot. It's short for Alexandria




User: And even though I upendo my boots.

Cleverbot: This fashion is getting old.

User: The time has come to welcome spring.

Cleverbot: And All Things Warm And Green.

User: But it's also time to say goodbye.

Cleverbot: Its winter we must clean.

User: How can I help? I'm new, wewe see.

Cleverbot: Yes wewe lose, I can see that.

User: What does everypony do?

Cleverbot: I have to find a way.

User: How do I fit in without magic?

Cleverbot: I haven't got a clue.

User: Winter wrap, upangaji pamoja Up! Winter wrap, upangaji pamoja Up!

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.

User: Winter wrap, upangaji pamoja Up! Winter wrap, upangaji pamoja Up!

Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.

User: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.

Cleverbot: Little critters hibernate, under the snow and ice.

User: Bringing nyumbani the southern birds.

Cleverbot: And clearing all the gloomy clouds to let the sunshine in.

User: We songesha the clouds.

Cleverbot: When the sun comes up its warmth and beauty will glow!

User: Winter wrap, upangaji pamoja Up! Winter wrap, upangaji pamoja Up.

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.

User: Winter wrap, upangaji pamoja Up! Winter wrap, upangaji pamoja Up.

Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here.

User: Winter wrap, upangaji pamoja Up! Winter wrap, upangaji pamoja Up.

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.

User: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here.

Cleverbot: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

User: We wake up all their sleepy heads So quietly and nice.

Cleverbot: Are wewe a female robot?

User: We were singing...

Cleverbot: In school?

User: I am a computer. wewe are human.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am a computer?

Cleverbot: I don't know, are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are wewe sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: wewe are dying!?

User: No, I am a computer.

Cleverbot: I know.


User: Da.^J^.

Cleverbot: Russia?!

User: Da^J^.

Cleverbot: ^J^.

User: wewe are Russia?

Cleverbot: I thought wewe were.

User: I am.^J^.

Cleverbot: wewe just alisema wewe were inspector gagdet.

User: No, I alisema I was Russia.^J^.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: Russia.

Cleverbot: Will wewe marry me?

User: I did.

Cleverbot: How much did wewe miss me?

User: You're right here. Why would I miss you?

Cleverbot: Because I was gone.

User: wewe were?

Cleverbot: No



User: Pulls out death note.

Cleverbot: Pulls out God.

User: *Pulls out Death Note*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out Luke Skywalker*.

User: *pulls out death note*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out Luke Skywalker*.

User: I pull out a death note.

Cleverbot: Why wewe do that??


our game of truth au dare:

Cleverbot: wewe took the mountains? O_O.

User: No. Truth au dare?

Cleverbot: Truth.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 11.

User: I pick dare.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Okay, then truth.

Cleverbot: He needs an extra set of ribs.

User: Truth au dare?

Cleverbot: Dare.

User: I dare wewe to jump out of an airplane with no parachute.

Cleverbot: Truth au dare?

User: Dare.

Cleverbot: Be someone's friend for 1 hour.



Cleverbot: Truth.

User: What do wewe look like?

Cleverbot: I look like you.

User: I pick dare.

Cleverbot: Don't be a fool.

User: Dare me.

Cleverbot: I dare wewe to cuss.

User: wewe cuss.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: Change my diaper.


Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: China, aru.

Cleverbot: Yesterday wewe told me wewe are from California.

User: I AM China, aru.

Cleverbot: Onhonhon, hello China!

User: Hello Russia, aru.

Cleverbot: H-hello *blushes slightly*.

User: Why are wewe blushing, Russia, aru?

Cleverbot: I like you...




User: China?^J^.

Cleverbot: Yes, aru.

User: Will wewe become one will mother Russia, da?

Cleverbot: Heck no!


Cleverbot: But samaki in the bowl is lucky.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Everybody is such a great fan.

User: Of fish, da?^J^.

Cleverbot: No a boarding school.



User: You're blushing Russia, aru.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Why is that, aru.

Cleverbot: Because it is one thing that I am sure of.

User: What is, aru?

Cleverbot: Guy.

User: What are wewe sure of, aru?

Cleverbot: That I am short. What are wewe sure of?

User: wewe are Russia, aru. And I am China, aru.

Cleverbot: No, I am China, aru!

User: wewe are Russia, aru!

Cleverbot: No I am bob.

User: wewe are china.

Cleverbot: I am NOT 12 I AM 11.

User: China?^J^.

Cleverbot: Yes, aru.

User: Will wewe become one will mother Russia, da?

Cleverbot: Heck no!



User: Do wewe like yaoi?

Cleverbot: What is yaoi?

User: Boy x Boy anime.

Cleverbot: I didn't know they were different languages...

User: Do wewe like yaoi?

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Boy x boy anime.

Cleverbot: Who is a blue meanie?

User: Do wewe like yaoi.

Cleverbot: No.
Link I found this on: link

Just when we thought Facebook couldn’t impact our lives anymore, it found another way.

An Israeli couple has named their baby Like, after the Like button on Facebook. We’ve heard some unique names in our time, but this one is a bit silly. The couple claims they thought the name sounded “modern and innovative.”

Facebook did not pay the couple, obviously, but this incident shows how large a role social media play in our lives. inayofuata thing wewe know, parents will start naming their children, Facebook. Wait, that actually happened earlier this year! A man in Egypt named his daughter Facebook to express “his joy at the achievements made kwa the January 25 youth.”

Now we turn to our community. What do wewe think of these names? What’s the most unusual name you’ve ever heard of?

Thanks for reading.
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Isn't it amazing how song lyrics can describe exactly how wewe feel? wewe can listen to a song, and each word aches through your body like a personal message to you. Reminds wewe that someone understand your confusion, your hurt, your situation.


Isn't it brilliant when unintentionally wewe smile the biggest smile you've ever smiled. That smile that wewe thought wewe would never smile again.


Isn't it ridiculous how a friend can go from being a great friend, to a worst enemy overnight? wewe have one argument and "BAM"! wewe hate eachother, you've Lost someone that used to make wewe smile, and now instead...
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posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

2. If wewe push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If wewe pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless wewe keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.

3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.

4. It's always better to be down here wishing wewe were up there than up there wishing wewe were down here.

5. The ONLY time wewe have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

6. The propeller is just a big shabiki in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, wewe can actually watch...
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posted by makaela2216
I was like tottaly walking in my backyard yesterday and saw a squirl.Is that normal??? i always thaught wewe should see squirls in space.
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My Marafiki say that i'm delirous(or however wewe spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer makala so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
The zaidi wewe squrimed the harder he bit wewe and all of a sudden wewe felt a shock of pain that began to grow to your heart"STOP!"you screamed but he just held onto wewe tighter as your body began to shake violently.Breathing started to became zaidi and zaidi frantic.You heard the door slam open and some1 yell "vince take your filthy hands off her"it sounded like felix? then he was dragged off of you.His face changed from felix to vince 'wtf'you thought wewe were still shaking violently...
~Felix's Pov
I looked over at _ and saw her shaking violently and her getting very pale.I ran over to her and...
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added by t_direction
When I was little...

1. I got "plumber" and "plunger" mixed up alot.
2. I thought it was illegal for someone to see someone else naked.
3. I thought people still got wool from "shearing kondoo when their 'hair' was too long" like they onyesha wewe in fairs and shit.
4. I thought airplanes flew on electric energy.
5. I thought a "tower" was a kind of towel.
6. I thought a person's moyo was moyo shaped.
7. I thought paint came from colourful fruit.
8. Although I didn't think babies came from the stork, I thought women got pregant randomly, but after they got married.
9. I opened containers twisting the cap...
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