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BOY : I can't leave wewe ...
GIRL : Do wewe upendo me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.



BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.


GIRL : Did wewe miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were wewe away??


GIRL : Who was that girl I saw wewe kissing last night?
BOY : What time was it??


GIRL : Say wewe upendo me! Say wewe upendo me!
BOY : wewe upendo me ...


GIRL : If we become engaged will wewe give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??


GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.


GIRL : Do wewe remember when wewe proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an saa ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest saa of my life ...


GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't wewe ever want to improve??


BOY : I upendo wewe and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??


GIRL1: Have wewe ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth


BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!


BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a tarehe once? au was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!


BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!


BOY : Will wewe come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!


BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!


BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!


BOY : Do wewe think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck
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posted by Bluekait
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth au I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for wewe to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got zaidi chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, wewe know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come...
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Aokigahara (青木ヶ原?), also known as the Sea of Trees (樹海 Jukai?), is a 35-square-kilometre (14 sq mi) forest that lies at the northwest base of Mount Fuji in Japan.
The forest has a historic association with demons in Japanese mythology and is a maarufu place for suicides , The forest is a maarufu place for suicides, reportedly the most maarufu in Japan and sekunde in the world after San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge. Statistics vary, but what is documented is that during the period leading up to 1988, about 100 suicides occurred there every year.
In 2002, 78 bodies were found within...
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A comedic spin on pop culture Wanyonya damu and scary sinema in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I upendo this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a onyesha that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I upendo this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Disney channel. I upendo the characters. It's interesting and funny, I upendo that its not a typical Disney comedy and I upendo that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
THIS IS NOT MINE. I got it from Tumblr. x)

The following is an actual swali aliyopewa on a chuo kikuu, chuo kikuu cha of Washington Chemistry mid-term:

The answer kwa one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) au endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) au some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First,...
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OW!!!!!!!!!



Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are wewe walking?
So, Annie are wewe walking?
Are wewe walking Annie?
Annie are wewe walking?
So, Annie are wewe walking?
Are wewe walking?
Annie are wewe walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE wewe WALKING???!!!!
ARE wewe WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are wewe walking?
With your dentist
Are...
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