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posted by blondcat30
its so sweet n awww every1 says can we all b real? kuoga 2gether? hell yea playtime wash eachother but married? kids? hide ur ding dong au hoohaa...but I can get any man in the world and stay N pay everything buy everything pay bills and get nothing no sex no I upendo yous au calls u those cute names only when he wants sumthin then ignores u playing on internet then find out he tells bila mpangilio girl shes sexier than a goddess who deserves a king au fb bunch a tricks then hug me tell me sorry we had great nite til he sleeps and wakes up different I cry all nite says shut up calls names I cud never say on here wen I did nuthin wrong but look thru my work papers on "his side of bed" then wake up throws breaks things, leaves me in kitanda alone crying as I say help me au lay in here and I fall asleep and see hes still not back in kitanda then cry and check barua pepe fall asleep wake up again to "here honey drink ur coffe au maziwa au I made u sumthn 2 eat au I cant wait to songesha outta here together up north to start business then get along great 2 nights til 1 lil thing like "weres my cc" and say idk when I know I gave 2 him n say 4 times its inayofuata 2u til I get it from were I told him n goes in back room ALONE AGAIN..TILLLL1.HE NEED SMTHN 2. I HAVE SUMTHN HE WANTS....but once he gets it hes ghost im invisible ignored I leave 2 buy watches rings guns clothes come nyumbani to im sleepin shut the f up I CRY ALONE FALL ASLEEP WAKE UP TO HERE HONEY .....SAME...THIS IS EVERY 3 DAYS au WEN IM BROKE FOR A DAY. NEVER SAW 1.00 BUT TRUE upendo IS SAYING ULL DIE 4 HIM au NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING BUT THAT MAN..DOES A MAN upendo ME 2 DO THIS? 4 YEARS 1ST YR GREAT inayofuata 3 YEARS SEX TO 7 TIMES DAILY TO ONCE TO NONE AND SAYING I BANT BELIEVE WE DIDNT HAVE SEX YESTERDAY N HIM SAYIN HES TIRED THAN 0000000SEX BUT MAYBE ONCE A mwezi TO ONCE 3MONTHS THEN TALK N HAVE IT 4 TIMES 1 siku inayofuata siku ETC..I ASK AM I UR WIFE "YES BABY UR THE ONLY 1 ILL NEVER LEAVE" inayofuata siku "I DONT SEE A RING ON MY FINGER au GOT MONEY ON MY MIND MILLIONS au UR CRAXY TRICK jembe, hoe bitch, kahaba IM OUTTA HERE au BUY BUS TICKET ILL LEAVE I HATE U THROWS STUFF AT ME ESPECIALLY WHEN I WAS HURT ON MY SIDE APPENDIX TROW HEAVT THINGS AT ME BREAKS MY HOUSE APART THEN HE STARTS THE HONEY BABY SHIT 2-3 DAYS LATER ITS EVERY 2-3 DAYS IM CUTE NAMES au MEAN NAME IM BEGGIN FOR HUG KISS EVEN TOUCH au ACKNOWLEDGE ME WITHOUT ME HOMELESS I SHELTER HIM HE TEXT ME SECRETADMIRER LET HIM MOV IN CUZ HIS UNCLES FORECLOSING NOW 4 YEARS LATER IM FEELING USED BUT HE SOUNDS SO CONVINCING WHEN HE SAYS HE LOVES ME BUT 2 DAYS LATER SAYS THINGS CHANGE. INTERNET CHINESE GILS NAKED ...N tafuta 4 punda au YOUNG TEEN PUSSY?..IM BEAUTIFUL N ASK HIM HE DENYS N FINALLY SAYS I DONT NO Y I DID IT au MEN R MEN THEY NEED DIFF...2 DAYS LATER I DIDNT MEAN THAT I DID IT 2 MAKE U MAD ...2 DAYS LATER IM NOT HIS MOM IM OLD au GO AWAY au IM LOOKIN 4 PUSSY N 2 DAYS LATER SAME NICE...NOW ITS 2 WEEKS SINCE OUR TALK N STILL 2-3DAYS ???HES YET 2 TOUCH ME I TRY EVERYTHING 4 ATTENTION MY ESTEEM IS LOWERED IM SAD DEPRESSED N CRY..N HAPPY AT CURRENT MOMENT HES GOT HIS HAND ON MY HIP PRAYING FOR A SIGN HE LOVES ME CUZ IF NOT I HAV TO songesha ON BUT HOW DOES A MAN LAY NEXT2 EX PLAYBOY MODEL NAKED 4YEARS 2 OF THEM UNNOTICED TIL NICE DAYS NO TOUCHING NUTHING BUT NICE EVERY 2-3 DAYS ?WTF
posted by nessienjake
Haha I found it on the internet and I just loved it :)
its short but funny :D


A Really Bad siku
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps inayofuata to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy wewe another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This siku is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me....
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.

Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load everything onto the nyota Destroyers* Not long now, just keep it moving!

What the Imperials didn't notice was that a Metra, was parked inayofuata to two AT-ST's. Inside was a female officer being held hostage kwa two Rebel's.

Their Metra is the one on the bottom: link

The driver was...
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posted by MTahmisian
Never have I ever….


* Been on a tarehe au in a relationship
* Been Snowboarding (skiing, yes!)
* Watched Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Marafiki and most “popular shows”
* Read Harry Potter au seen a Harry Potter movie
* Liked a romance movie
* Been to Magic Mountain
* Dyed my hair
* Gotten a tattoo au piercing (don’t intend to)
* Smoked au done drugs (also don’t intend to)
* Ever met someone with my same birthday (June 7)
* Been to Europe au Asia
* Been to a public school
* Had Glasses
* Shoplifted
* Took a Driving Test
* Owned a phone with a working number
* Been to a Bar
* Cheered for the New England...
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