This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that wewe have done!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair kwa leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while wewe were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while wewe were talking
6. Had people tell wewe that wewe are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell wewe that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush kwa your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that alisema pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that alisema push
11. Have actually believed someone when they alisema that they knew how to make a upendo potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juisi from a mini nyanya squirt out and hit somebody else when wewe bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because wewe were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good Marafiki kwa the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because wewe were playing soccer au kickball with flip flops on au wewe were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while wewe were talking on it
26. It has taken wewe longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. alisema o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, au 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told wewe that there was gum on the ground, wewe stepped in it
32. Put on a white shati even though wewe already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because wewe thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though wewe knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones wewe had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, au put the maziwa in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings au shoes kwa accident
41. Put your shati on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because wewe put it on even though wewe knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when wewe got there forgot what is was that wewe were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it kwa accident when your drink was right inayofuata to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the kuoga with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have aliyopewa an odd answer to a swali because wewe didn't hear the swali in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone wewe were the wrong age because wewe seriously forgot how old wewe were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that wewe didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told wewe to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke au movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide au vice versa
62. alisema funner, then had someone make fun of wewe for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because wewe thought that there wasn't one au because wewe had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did zaidi work than wewe had to on an assignment because wewe didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that wewe were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that wewe would remember where it was, then forgot where wewe put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that wewe had alisema and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, wewe pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap wewe in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before wewe replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that wewe hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then wewe were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought wewe were drunk when wewe weren't
79. Have been so hyper wewe actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that wewe could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who wewe were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because wewe thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, wewe used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As wewe were writing, wewe moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what wewe were talking about au what happened in the story
96. When wewe saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, wewe told the owners to beware of the mbwa not realizing they owned the dogs
97. wewe have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in kitanda wewe look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair kwa leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while wewe were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while wewe were talking
6. Had people tell wewe that wewe are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell wewe that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush kwa your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that alisema pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that alisema push
11. Have actually believed someone when they alisema that they knew how to make a upendo potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juisi from a mini nyanya squirt out and hit somebody else when wewe bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because wewe were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good Marafiki kwa the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because wewe were playing soccer au kickball with flip flops on au wewe were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while wewe were talking on it
26. It has taken wewe longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. alisema o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, au 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told wewe that there was gum on the ground, wewe stepped in it
32. Put on a white shati even though wewe already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because wewe thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though wewe knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones wewe had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, au put the maziwa in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings au shoes kwa accident
41. Put your shati on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because wewe put it on even though wewe knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when wewe got there forgot what is was that wewe were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it kwa accident when your drink was right inayofuata to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the kuoga with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have aliyopewa an odd answer to a swali because wewe didn't hear the swali in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone wewe were the wrong age because wewe seriously forgot how old wewe were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that wewe didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told wewe to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke au movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide au vice versa
62. alisema funner, then had someone make fun of wewe for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because wewe thought that there wasn't one au because wewe had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did zaidi work than wewe had to on an assignment because wewe didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that wewe were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that wewe would remember where it was, then forgot where wewe put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that wewe had alisema and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, wewe pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap wewe in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before wewe replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that wewe hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then wewe were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought wewe were drunk when wewe weren't
79. Have been so hyper wewe actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that wewe could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who wewe were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because wewe thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, wewe used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As wewe were writing, wewe moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what wewe were talking about au what happened in the story
96. When wewe saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, wewe told the owners to beware of the mbwa not realizing they owned the dogs
97. wewe have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in kitanda wewe look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
