1. We say things that aren't true to impress you
2. When we find out what wewe like a guy to be like, we'll act like it when we're around you, always
3. We research periods and moodswings to know zaidi about it
4. We're just as shy as wewe are about relationships
5. We sometimes suck our stomachs in so we look skinnier
6. We always kuoga before a date
7. We wear different clothes different days to see what wewe like best
8. We gel our hair way too much
9. Most of us try to lean au look cool when you're around, and we pretend we can't see you
10. When you're gone, we binge out on chokoleti bars and soda
11. We are usually very nervous when wewe meet our parents
12. We've already dreamed about marrying wewe at least seven times
13. If wewe change your hair and we don't like it, we won't tell wewe anything about it
14. We usually keep lots of secrets about our life from you
15. If wewe ask us "What's wrong" we will always respond with a "Nothin" au a "I'm fine"
16. Most of us don't have abs
17. Sometimes we don't express ourselves when you're around
18. wewe aren't the only ones who have moodswings
19. If we have ex-girlfriends, we will try very ahrd to make sure wewe never meet them
20. Most of us would actually like wewe to call us kwa our nickname
21. Sometimes we pretend we like sports when we actually don't
22. We lie about gym memberships and excersize
23. We try and make the awkwardest situations just so we can talk to you
24. Most of the time we abandon our Marafiki for you
25. We're not as masculine as wewe think, we have a feminine side to
26. A lot of us are very weird around freinds and very cool around you
27. When we say "Talk to wewe later?", we're telling you, not asking you!
28. We like it if wewe ask us out rather than we ask wewe out
29. We're not dumb, a lot of us secretly like being in class, au kusoma a book, we just don't onyesha it
30. A lot of the time, we wish wewe would sit kwa us at the Xbox au PS3 and jiunge in
31. We dream about wewe being kidnapped. We rescue wewe though, don't worry
32. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them
33. A guy who likes wewe wants to be the only guy wewe talk to
34. We get easily jealous
35. Girls are guys' weaknesses
36. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what wewe are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out
37. If a guy tells wewe about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. wewe don't need to give advice
38. We'll brag about anything
39. If our Dad has a nice car, we'll make sure he picks me and wewe up after the date
40. Guys think way too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant
41. Try to be as straightforward as possible when talking to us
42. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much
43. Although wewe may not believe this, guys talk about girls zaidi than girls talk about guys
44. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. We're just too stubborn to admit it
45. Not all guys are assholes. Just because one guy is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents all of us guys
46. Believe it au not, we don't like girls who are too skinny, au muscular
47. We like long hair
48. Guys will argue with wewe to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is wewe want to let him go and he will respect that after wewe let him know a couple times
49. We will all screw up, we need a sekunde chance, possibly a third, au fourth, au fifth...
50. We like it when wewe stand up for us
51. If someone is nasty to wewe we will act like we're going to the beat the shit out of them, when really, we're scared of them
52. We don't care about your fingernails au toenails, au what wewe bought at the duka last week, au if wewe cut a centimetre off of your hair.
53. We actually like it when wewe sweat
54. If wewe smoke, we try all we can to avoid you. We don't find smoking attractive
55. We don't like it if wewe like Miley Cyrus
56. When making a list, we find it very hard to end it
57. We try to get to a good, equal number
58. For example, 58 is not a good, equal number
59. Neither is 59
60. But 60 is perfect
2. When we find out what wewe like a guy to be like, we'll act like it when we're around you, always
3. We research periods and moodswings to know zaidi about it
4. We're just as shy as wewe are about relationships
5. We sometimes suck our stomachs in so we look skinnier
6. We always kuoga before a date
7. We wear different clothes different days to see what wewe like best
8. We gel our hair way too much
9. Most of us try to lean au look cool when you're around, and we pretend we can't see you
10. When you're gone, we binge out on chokoleti bars and soda
11. We are usually very nervous when wewe meet our parents
12. We've already dreamed about marrying wewe at least seven times
13. If wewe change your hair and we don't like it, we won't tell wewe anything about it
14. We usually keep lots of secrets about our life from you
15. If wewe ask us "What's wrong" we will always respond with a "Nothin" au a "I'm fine"
16. Most of us don't have abs
17. Sometimes we don't express ourselves when you're around
18. wewe aren't the only ones who have moodswings
19. If we have ex-girlfriends, we will try very ahrd to make sure wewe never meet them
20. Most of us would actually like wewe to call us kwa our nickname
21. Sometimes we pretend we like sports when we actually don't
22. We lie about gym memberships and excersize
23. We try and make the awkwardest situations just so we can talk to you
24. Most of the time we abandon our Marafiki for you
25. We're not as masculine as wewe think, we have a feminine side to
26. A lot of us are very weird around freinds and very cool around you
27. When we say "Talk to wewe later?", we're telling you, not asking you!
28. We like it if wewe ask us out rather than we ask wewe out
29. We're not dumb, a lot of us secretly like being in class, au kusoma a book, we just don't onyesha it
30. A lot of the time, we wish wewe would sit kwa us at the Xbox au PS3 and jiunge in
31. We dream about wewe being kidnapped. We rescue wewe though, don't worry
32. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them
33. A guy who likes wewe wants to be the only guy wewe talk to
34. We get easily jealous
35. Girls are guys' weaknesses
36. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what wewe are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out
37. If a guy tells wewe about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. wewe don't need to give advice
38. We'll brag about anything
39. If our Dad has a nice car, we'll make sure he picks me and wewe up after the date
40. Guys think way too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant
41. Try to be as straightforward as possible when talking to us
42. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much
43. Although wewe may not believe this, guys talk about girls zaidi than girls talk about guys
44. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. We're just too stubborn to admit it
45. Not all guys are assholes. Just because one guy is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents all of us guys
46. Believe it au not, we don't like girls who are too skinny, au muscular
47. We like long hair
48. Guys will argue with wewe to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is wewe want to let him go and he will respect that after wewe let him know a couple times
49. We will all screw up, we need a sekunde chance, possibly a third, au fourth, au fifth...
50. We like it when wewe stand up for us
51. If someone is nasty to wewe we will act like we're going to the beat the shit out of them, when really, we're scared of them
52. We don't care about your fingernails au toenails, au what wewe bought at the duka last week, au if wewe cut a centimetre off of your hair.
53. We actually like it when wewe sweat
54. If wewe smoke, we try all we can to avoid you. We don't find smoking attractive
55. We don't like it if wewe like Miley Cyrus
56. When making a list, we find it very hard to end it
57. We try to get to a good, equal number
58. For example, 58 is not a good, equal number
59. Neither is 59
60. But 60 is perfect
DEMENTED POEMS
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And onyesha me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And wewe upendo it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
onyesha me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And kumeza it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And onyesha me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And wewe upendo it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
onyesha me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And kumeza it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? wewe know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let wewe go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are wewe enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling wewe how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? wewe know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let wewe go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are wewe enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling wewe how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
