1.) A shrimp's moyo is in its head.
2.) The "sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick" is alisema to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
3.) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
4.) Wearing headphones for just an saa will increase the bacteria in your ear kwa 700 times.
5.) Johnny Depp Lost his virginity at the age of 13 to a slightly older women.
6.) In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
7.) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
8.) 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused kwa people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
9.) Most lipstick contains samaki scales
10.) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
11.) If wewe sneeze too hard wewe can fracture a rib. If wewe try to suppress a sneeze wewe can rupture a blood vessel in your head au neck and die. If wewe keep your eyes open kwa force they can pop out.
12.) In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
13.) It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
14.) A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
15.) zaidi than 50% of the people in the world have never made au received a telephone call.
16.) farasi can't vomit.
17.) Butterflies taste with their feet.
18.) When a clown fish's babies die and there's only a few left, it will change it's gender and mate with it.
19.) On average 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
20.) On average people fear spiders zaidi than they do death.
21.) In Singapore,, it's illegal to sell au own chewing gum.
22.) Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
23.) Elephants are the only wanyama that can't jump.
24.) Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 au older.
25.) It's possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs.
26.) Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
27.) It is physically impossible for wewe to lick your elbow.
28.) Fried spiders taste like nuts.
29.) A konokono can sleep for three years.
30.) No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
31.) Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
32.) The electric chair was invented kwa a dentist.
33.) All polar bears are left handed.
34.) In ancient Egypt , priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
35.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
36.) Make a fist with your left hand, squeeze your left thumb, then put your right index finger down your throat. wewe now have no gag reflex.
37.) "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
38.) There is a town in France named Condom.
39.) A mamba cannot stick its tongue out.
40.) The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
41.) Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
42.) Almost everyone who reads this barua pepe will try to lick their elbow.
2.) The "sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick" is alisema to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
3.) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
4.) Wearing headphones for just an saa will increase the bacteria in your ear kwa 700 times.
5.) Johnny Depp Lost his virginity at the age of 13 to a slightly older women.
6.) In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
7.) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
8.) 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused kwa people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
9.) Most lipstick contains samaki scales
10.) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
11.) If wewe sneeze too hard wewe can fracture a rib. If wewe try to suppress a sneeze wewe can rupture a blood vessel in your head au neck and die. If wewe keep your eyes open kwa force they can pop out.
12.) In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
13.) It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
14.) A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
15.) zaidi than 50% of the people in the world have never made au received a telephone call.
16.) farasi can't vomit.
17.) Butterflies taste with their feet.
18.) When a clown fish's babies die and there's only a few left, it will change it's gender and mate with it.
19.) On average 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
20.) On average people fear spiders zaidi than they do death.
21.) In Singapore,, it's illegal to sell au own chewing gum.
22.) Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
23.) Elephants are the only wanyama that can't jump.
24.) Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 au older.
25.) It's possible to lead a cow upstairs... but not downstairs.
26.) Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
27.) It is physically impossible for wewe to lick your elbow.
28.) Fried spiders taste like nuts.
29.) A konokono can sleep for three years.
30.) No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
31.) Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
32.) The electric chair was invented kwa a dentist.
33.) All polar bears are left handed.
34.) In ancient Egypt , priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
35.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
36.) Make a fist with your left hand, squeeze your left thumb, then put your right index finger down your throat. wewe now have no gag reflex.
37.) "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
38.) There is a town in France named Condom.
39.) A mamba cannot stick its tongue out.
40.) The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
41.) Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
42.) Almost everyone who reads this barua pepe will try to lick their elbow.
Okay. Most of wewe probably don't know of Razor, but many of us old-timers do. Razor is basically an internet terrorist. Bigger than a troll. He'll do anything he can to destroy someone. Everyone HATES HIM. HE IS A VANDAL. HE IS A SPAMMER. HE IS A SOCKPUPPET.
HE
IS
DANGEROUS!!!
We need to DESTROY him! He even says that his old IP was block! WE NEED TO ripoti HIM!!! WE NEED TO BLOCK HIM FROM THE INTERNET AGAIN!!! BEFORE HE DESTROYS THIS GENERATION!!!
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HE
IS
DANGEROUS!!!
We need to DESTROY him! He even says that his old IP was block! WE NEED TO ripoti HIM!!! WE NEED TO BLOCK HIM FROM THE INTERNET AGAIN!!! BEFORE HE DESTROYS THIS GENERATION!!!
link
