WARNING: This rant will contain swearing
This episode...oh god this episode...
It starts with the Griffin family stuck in their house during a Hurricane. The Griffins (excluding Meg) decides to play a game and Meg wants to jiunge their game, they tell her:
"No one wants to be fingerbanged kwa you!"
The Griffins are as***les towards Meg. And before wewe Family Guy mashabiki start to flame me, Meg is my inayopendelewa character.
Peter decides to annoy the whole family. To which Meg opens up a can of soda. Peter snaps at Meg, and surprisingly Meg stands up for herself.
Now what amazes me is that the onyesha puts her in the wrong for standing up herself. Don't believe me? Lois and
Chris decide to be little f**ckers and beat Meg down.
After Peter, Lois, and Chris keep yelling mean-spirited things at Meg (which include pointing out her flaws and telling her how ugly she is), Meg starts to point out everyone else's flaws.
However, while Peter, Lois, and Chris are simply being spirited to Meg, Meg is legitimately pointing out their flaws. wewe go Meg!
Then Peter calls her "Harry Potter" for some reason. (On a side note, if I could go into the Family Guy's World, I would have killed Peter long ago). Now it's Peters turn for the truth. I'm just going to sum it up in a quote:
"You have no education, wewe have no interests, wewe just do whatever reckless thing wewe want to do, whenever wewe want to do it, without regard for anyone else! And, when your not terrorizing the community with your impulsive escapades, you're being a total jerk to your family! wewe shove your daughters face in your punda and wewe fart it! If someone in the outside world saw the way wewe treat me, wewe would be in jail!"
- Meg.
Meg, I feel the same as wewe about Peter.
Now it's this part this pisses the s**t out of me. The family starts to argue, and Brian decides to talk to her.
Brian basically says to Meg that the family needs some kind of lightning rod to keep them from arguing with each other, and that's why Meg should keep being the butt monkey.
This f***cking part...it's basically saying that Meg (or other people in any kind of abusive relationship) should stay in that relationship because their abuser needs someone to vent on. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---------------------------------------------------------------KKKKKKKKKK!
These stupid f***ing writers apparently support being in an abusive relationship, and they scorn people who don't stay in abusive relationships.
I'm done. This episode made me hate Family Guy. I always have, and now I hate it even f***ing more! Also, the parts were Brian does Magic Mushrooms is stupid.
This episode...oh god this episode...
It starts with the Griffin family stuck in their house during a Hurricane. The Griffins (excluding Meg) decides to play a game and Meg wants to jiunge their game, they tell her:
"No one wants to be fingerbanged kwa you!"
The Griffins are as***les towards Meg. And before wewe Family Guy mashabiki start to flame me, Meg is my inayopendelewa character.
Peter decides to annoy the whole family. To which Meg opens up a can of soda. Peter snaps at Meg, and surprisingly Meg stands up for herself.
Now what amazes me is that the onyesha puts her in the wrong for standing up herself. Don't believe me? Lois and
Chris decide to be little f**ckers and beat Meg down.
After Peter, Lois, and Chris keep yelling mean-spirited things at Meg (which include pointing out her flaws and telling her how ugly she is), Meg starts to point out everyone else's flaws.
However, while Peter, Lois, and Chris are simply being spirited to Meg, Meg is legitimately pointing out their flaws. wewe go Meg!
Then Peter calls her "Harry Potter" for some reason. (On a side note, if I could go into the Family Guy's World, I would have killed Peter long ago). Now it's Peters turn for the truth. I'm just going to sum it up in a quote:
"You have no education, wewe have no interests, wewe just do whatever reckless thing wewe want to do, whenever wewe want to do it, without regard for anyone else! And, when your not terrorizing the community with your impulsive escapades, you're being a total jerk to your family! wewe shove your daughters face in your punda and wewe fart it! If someone in the outside world saw the way wewe treat me, wewe would be in jail!"
- Meg.
Meg, I feel the same as wewe about Peter.
Now it's this part this pisses the s**t out of me. The family starts to argue, and Brian decides to talk to her.
Brian basically says to Meg that the family needs some kind of lightning rod to keep them from arguing with each other, and that's why Meg should keep being the butt monkey.
This f***cking part...it's basically saying that Meg (or other people in any kind of abusive relationship) should stay in that relationship because their abuser needs someone to vent on. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---------------------------------------------------------------KKKKKKKKKK!
These stupid f***ing writers apparently support being in an abusive relationship, and they scorn people who don't stay in abusive relationships.
I'm done. This episode made me hate Family Guy. I always have, and now I hate it even f***ing more! Also, the parts were Brian does Magic Mushrooms is stupid.
Okay. Most of wewe probably don't know of Razor, but many of us old-timers do. Razor is basically an internet terrorist. Bigger than a troll. He'll do anything he can to destroy someone. Everyone HATES HIM. HE IS A VANDAL. HE IS A SPAMMER. HE IS A SOCKPUPPET.
HE
IS
DANGEROUS!!!
We need to DESTROY him! He even says that his old IP was block! WE NEED TO ripoti HIM!!! WE NEED TO BLOCK HIM FROM THE INTERNET AGAIN!!! BEFORE HE DESTROYS THIS GENERATION!!!
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HE
IS
DANGEROUS!!!
We need to DESTROY him! He even says that his old IP was block! WE NEED TO ripoti HIM!!! WE NEED TO BLOCK HIM FROM THE INTERNET AGAIN!!! BEFORE HE DESTROYS THIS GENERATION!!!
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(Don't be offended kwa my constant swearing, you're on the internet for God's sake. I also call all my Marafiki "bitches")
See that link up there? I joined that club because I think there are too many trolls on the internet. And while some trolls are just here for lols, most are very annoying and, on many cases, cyber-bullies.
Me and my cousins used to have our own group called the Invader Brigade, and this club reminds of our old group. So lets get this club up and running again! WHO IS WITH ME!?
(Don't be offended kwa my constant swearing, you're on the internet for God's sake. I also call all my Marafiki "bitches")
See that link up there? I joined that club because I think there are too many trolls on the internet. And while some trolls are just here for lols, most are very annoying and, on many cases, cyber-bullies.
Me and my cousins used to have our own group called the Invader Brigade, and this club reminds of our old group. So lets get this club up and running again! WHO IS WITH ME!?
Yo Mama House Is So Small
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.
Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty wewe can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.
Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.
Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty wewe can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.
Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
usually i write about banana's and sheep's, but there is something eles that has been bothering me
i mean i went to school and someone said;
" jam!!! give me dat gum? au i shank u. k??!!"
so i natrually thought, poor kid must be hungry and as soon as i get in i will ring social services saying that he had been starved. so anyway i gave him the gum and waited there for 5 MIN'S. and then he said;
"what u looking at lankey, do i know you?? no so scram fam"
i replied that his grammer is terrible and that i could give him a number for a private tutor. he took it the wrong way. after getting beat up (none of this happened kwa the way it is how some people act) he alisema something in a different language;
"if u dare touch my terve again i will flippy floppy to u and fump lump your mum"
i replied are wewe sure wewe don't want that private tutor?
thankyou for listening and become a shabiki of me and my article
Allex: Miss Carey, where are we going to perform our play?
Miss Carey On the stage in the school theatre.
Allex/Mady/Ed/Nicki: Wow!
Nicki: Are we going to wear costumes?
Miss Carey: Oh, yes! And we're going to have scenery and props, too.
Ed: Have we got scripts? We must learn our words.
Miss Carey: I've got one copy os the script. We need ten copies.
Allex: I can make copies, Miss Carey.
Mady: We can help you!
Ed: Here's the photocopier.
Mady: Put the script in here and press these buttons.
Allex: OK. We need ten copies. 1..0...
Nicki: It isn't working. Try again.
Allex: OK. 1...0... Is it broken?
Ed: Did wewe press the start button?
Mady: Press it now.
Nicki: Oh no! What's happening?
Ed: It's making too many copies.
Allex: 1...0...1...0... It's making one thousand and ten!
Miss Carey On the stage in the school theatre.
Allex/Mady/Ed/Nicki: Wow!
Nicki: Are we going to wear costumes?
Miss Carey: Oh, yes! And we're going to have scenery and props, too.
Ed: Have we got scripts? We must learn our words.
Miss Carey: I've got one copy os the script. We need ten copies.
Allex: I can make copies, Miss Carey.
Mady: We can help you!
Ed: Here's the photocopier.
Mady: Put the script in here and press these buttons.
Allex: OK. We need ten copies. 1..0...
Nicki: It isn't working. Try again.
Allex: OK. 1...0... Is it broken?
Ed: Did wewe press the start button?
Mady: Press it now.
Nicki: Oh no! What's happening?
Ed: It's making too many copies.
Allex: 1...0...1...0... It's making one thousand and ten!
Please give me your honest opinion.
Henry Hudson
Hudson was an English explorer and he was born around 1565. He disappeared in 1611. He was unknown about until 1607 when he went on 2 trips. One of the trips he made was to find a shortcut from Europe to Asia. He also went to Greenland to tafuta for another passage, and then he went to explore the new world.
He made the Arctics and North America popular, but then while he was exploring the new world, he suddenly disappeared! Nobody knows what happened to him, though.
After he disappeared, everyone was worried. They became sick, and some people thought he died. Nobody knew what happened. So that is what Henry Hudson is.
Cited Sources
1. That pamphlet Mr. Putt gave me
2. vitabu I read
3. Research online
That's my essay! I bet I'll get lots of negative comments
And please point out the mistakes. I'll change it.