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WARNING: This rant will contain swearing

This episode...oh god this episode...

It starts with the Griffin family stuck in their house during a Hurricane. The Griffins (excluding Meg) decides to play a game and Meg wants to jiunge their game, they tell her:

"No one wants to be fingerbanged kwa you!"

The Griffins are as***les towards Meg. And before wewe Family Guy mashabiki start to flame me, Meg is my inayopendelewa character.

Peter decides to annoy the whole family. To which Meg opens up a can of soda. Peter snaps at Meg, and surprisingly Meg stands up for herself.

Now what amazes me is that the onyesha puts her in the wrong for standing up herself. Don't believe me? Lois and
Chris decide to be little f**ckers and beat Meg down.

After Peter, Lois, and Chris keep yelling mean-spirited things at Meg (which include pointing out her flaws and telling her how ugly she is), Meg starts to point out everyone else's flaws.

However, while Peter, Lois, and Chris are simply being spirited to Meg, Meg is legitimately pointing out their flaws. wewe go Meg!

Then Peter calls her "Harry Potter" for some reason. (On a side note, if I could go into the Family Guy's World, I would have killed Peter long ago). Now it's Peters turn for the truth. I'm just going to sum it up in a quote:

"You have no education, wewe have no interests, wewe just do whatever reckless thing wewe want to do, whenever wewe want to do it, without regard for anyone else! And, when your not terrorizing the community with your impulsive escapades, you're being a total jerk to your family! wewe shove your daughters face in your punda and wewe fart it! If someone in the outside world saw the way wewe treat me, wewe would be in jail!"

- Meg.

Meg, I feel the same as wewe about Peter.

Now it's this part this pisses the s**t out of me. The family starts to argue, and Brian decides to talk to her.

Brian basically says to Meg that the family needs some kind of lightning rod to keep them from arguing with each other, and that's why Meg should keep being the butt monkey.

This f***cking part...it's basically saying that Meg (or other people in any kind of abusive relationship) should stay in that relationship because their abuser needs someone to vent on. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---------------------------------------------------------------KKKKKKKKKK!

These stupid f***ing writers apparently support being in an abusive relationship, and they scorn people who don't stay in abusive relationships.

I'm done. This episode made me hate Family Guy. I always have, and now I hate it even f***ing more! Also, the parts were Brian does Magic Mushrooms is stupid.
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posted by nmdis
"Until You're Mine"


My state of mind has finally
got the best of me
I need wewe inayofuata to me
I'll try to find a way that I
could get to you
Just wanna get to you

The world I see is perfect now,
you're all around
With wewe I can breathe

Until you're mine, I have to find
A way to fill this hole inside
I can't survive without wewe here
kwa my side
Until you're mine, not gonna be
Even close to complete
I won't rest until you're mine
Mine...

Alone inside, I can only hear
your voice
Ringing through the noise

Can't fight my mind, keeps on
coming back to you
Always back to you

Wanted something out of reach...
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posted by nmdis
NATURALLY
How wewe choose to express yourself,
It's all your own and I can tell
It comes naturally, it comes naturally.

You follow what wewe feel inside,
It's intuitive, wewe don't have to try
It comes naturally, mmh, it comes naturally.

And it takes my breath away,
What wewe do, so naturally.

You are the thunder and I am the lightning,
And I upendo the way wewe know who wewe are
And to me it's exciting,
When wewe know it's meant to be.
Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally,
When you're with me, baby.
Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally,
Bay-bay-baby.

You have a way of moving me,
A force of nature,...
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posted by E-Scope90
Okay. Most of wewe probably don't know of Razor, but many of us old-timers do. Razor is basically an internet terrorist. Bigger than a troll. He'll do anything he can to destroy someone. Everyone HATES HIM. HE IS A VANDAL. HE IS A SPAMMER. HE IS A SOCKPUPPET.
HE
IS
DANGEROUS!!!
We need to DESTROY him! He even says that his old IP was block! WE NEED TO ripoti HIM!!! WE NEED TO BLOCK HIM FROM THE INTERNET AGAIN!!! BEFORE HE DESTROYS THIS GENERATION!!!
link
posted by TeddyGlitter
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(Don't be offended kwa my constant swearing, you're on the internet for God's sake. I also call all my Marafiki "bitches")

See that link up there? I joined that club because I think there are too many trolls on the internet. And while some trolls are just here for lols, most are very annoying and, on many cases, cyber-bullies.
Me and my cousins used to have our own group called the Invader Brigade, and this club reminds of our old group. So lets get this club up and running again! WHO IS WITH ME!?
posted by Directioner470
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on au off.


2. Blow your nose and offer to onyesha the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.


3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of wewe just shut UP!"


4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.


5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.


6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


7. Shave.


8. Crack open your briefcase, mkoba au purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"


9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down....
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posted by randomgirl3000
1.Every human dreams. There are tons of people who can’t remember their dreams when they wake up, but they still get them
2.Human beings spend roughly around 6 years of their lifetime dreaming
3.Sometimes we dream outside of our REM sleep (Rapid Eye Movement)
4.Thousands of years ago, the Egyptians were the first to create adream dictionaryin 4000 B.C.E
5.We roughly spend around 1/3 of our lives sleeping
6.People who suffer from apersonalitydisorderlack dream activity
7.Our brains tend to be way zaidi active when we sleep, than when we’re awake
8.Humans tend to have around 3 to 7 dreams a night....
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posted by 101trx
Here's another one of my true funny stories that happened almost 3 yrs zamani that also involves me, my sis and my aunt and uncle's house again. But our cousin josh was there too so he's part of it.
Here's what happened. It's pretty funny cause I'll never forget it :):

11/21/09-
It was a snowy siku back at auntie and dan's house. Our cousin josh was passed out sleeping on the kitanda so beth came up with an idea on how to scare him.
We both went into the jikoni and filled a pot up with water. This was our prank. After, we carried it back inside with us giggling until we were beside josh with the pot...
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posted by Heidihi2
Yo Mama House Is So Small
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.

Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty wewe can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.

Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!

Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
posted by hgfan5602
Together, at last,
We sing in unison,
As the eagles zoom past us,
Symbolizing true freedom now.

We are together,
Not just our country,
But all the countries of the universe,
Syria, China, Germany,
Russia, Canada, Brazil,
And, of course, the United States.

I have never experienced
Such an amazing feeling
In my whole life,
As the soldiers of the universe
March past,
We are in utmost glory.

The unity of the universe,
We behold right now.
Never again, we shall quarrel,
Fighting with our steel rifles.

We will be free,
Not just blacks,
But all of us,
Together, at last.

We will be equal,
Women and...
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posted by shutyourface
yo
usually i write about banana's and sheep's, but there is something eles that has been bothering me

i mean i went to school and someone said;
" jam!!! give me dat gum? au i shank u. k??!!"
so i natrually thought, poor kid must be hungry and as soon as i get in i will ring social services saying that he had been starved. so anyway i gave him the gum and waited there for 5 MIN'S. and then he said;
"what u looking at lankey, do i know you?? no so scram fam"
i replied that his grammer is terrible and that i could give him a number for a private tutor. he took it the wrong way. after getting beat up (none of this happened kwa the way it is how some people act) he alisema something in a different language;
"if u dare touch my terve again i will flippy floppy to u and fump lump your mum"
i replied are wewe sure wewe don't want that private tutor?

thankyou for listening and become a shabiki of me and my article
Allex: Miss Carey, where are we going to perform our play?
Miss Carey On the stage in the school theatre.
Allex/Mady/Ed/Nicki: Wow!
Nicki: Are we going to wear costumes?
Miss Carey: Oh, yes! And we're going to have scenery and props, too.
Ed: Have we got scripts? We must learn our words.
Miss Carey: I've got one copy os the script. We need ten copies.
Allex: I can make copies, Miss Carey.
Mady: We can help you!
Ed: Here's the photocopier.
Mady: Put the script in here and press these buttons.
Allex: OK. We need ten copies. 1..0...
Nicki: It isn't working. Try again.
Allex: OK. 1...0... Is it broken?
Ed: Did wewe press the start button?
Mady: Press it now.
Nicki: Oh no! What's happening?
Ed: It's making too many copies.
Allex: 1...0...1...0... It's making one thousand and ten!
It was on my barua pepe and I found it funny so I decided that other people might read it too :)





Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of kitanda and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the kitanda he gets on juu of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw...
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posted by KissKissHannah
So I finished my essay. It's not the best in the world, but I tried my best!

Please give me your honest opinion.
Henry Hudson

Hudson was an English explorer and he was born around 1565. He disappeared in 1611. He was unknown about until 1607 when he went on 2 trips. One of the trips he made was to find a shortcut from Europe to Asia. He also went to Greenland to tafuta for another passage, and then he went to explore the new world.

He made the Arctics and North America popular, but then while he was exploring the new world, he suddenly disappeared! Nobody knows what happened to him, though.

After he disappeared, everyone was worried. They became sick, and some people thought he died. Nobody knew what happened. So that is what Henry Hudson is.


Cited Sources

1. That pamphlet Mr. Putt gave me

2. vitabu I read

3. Research online

That's my essay! I bet I'll get lots of negative comments

And please point out the mistakes. I'll change it.