A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get wewe something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If wewe don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life alisema Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….
(written in real small text). You’re not old until wewe can’t read this uandishi any more.
You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.
Celebration time: Happy birthday, wewe old bag!
Come on, don’t be like this. wewe have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.
Congratulations on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Because wewe need all your energy to blow out the candles!
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
It’s your birthday, and I must say, wewe certainly take the cake! And the ice cream. And all the rest of the snacks. Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one siku get as old as wewe are.
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit….but check it for wrinkles first!
Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we’ll return to judging wewe based on every single morsel wewe ingest.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Forget about the past, wewe can’t change it, forget about the future, wewe can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get wewe one!
Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot.
Marafiki may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.
George Carlin alisema that. Don’t ask me what it means. wewe wanted something unique for your birthday, wewe got it.
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only wewe can feel its warmth. And that’s what wewe feel today. Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that wewe don’t die before wewe eat your cake. You’re another mwaka older and another mwaka wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.
Most maarufu Birthday Wishes
Happy birthday to a man who is really younger than he looks.
Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
Happy birthday to you. wewe live in a zoo. wewe look like a monkey. And wewe smell like one too
Happy Birthday! It’s about time wewe start uigizaji like your real age.
Happy birthday to wewe videos
Happy Birthday! The inevitable came a mwaka closer.
Happy Birthday! wewe look fine for a person who is kwa one mwaka closer to death.
Happy Birthday! You’re one mwaka closer to your death day.
Happy Birthday, but what’s your secret; a time machine au something.
Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old wewe really are!
Birthday Greeting Cards
Have fun as much as wewe can, but not too much, because wewe are in a vulnerable age.
Have wewe ever try to get yourself in a fridge and see what happens? It’s ok wewe can light up all your candles now? we all have a glass of water in our hands.
Hmm … I do not know why, but I had a strong urge to send wewe a text message! But why? I know! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Hoping that wewe can find all the strength and courage needed… to blow all of the candles out.
Hoping wewe dance the night away au at least watch other people dance late into the night, au at least stay awake…
I didn’t forget your birthday. I just forgot today’s date!
I figured out, what’s the most difficult thing to do. I think it’s the counting of your wrinkles. It’s impossible to find one.
I think we’re going to need a bigger cake to fit all your candles.
I wanted to give wewe something unique, grand and loving on your birthday! But I just did not fit on the screen!
I was trying to think of what to get wewe for your birthday but nothing came to mind.
I wish wewe all the best, for another 100 years here on earth!
I’m at an age when my back goes out zaidi than I do.
200 Birthday Wishes
I’m just here for the cake.
I’m not going to make any age related jokes, because in fact I feel a little pity about how old wewe are.
If someone comes up with the idea to call wewe old: then hit him with your stick and throw him your teeth! Happy Birthday!
If wewe want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
I’ll always think of wewe as someone older than me. Happy Birthday.
wewe must have one of the best plastic surgeons. There is no other explanation.
Creative Ways to Say Happy Birthday
wewe recognize the fact that you’re getting older when the candles cost zaidi than the birthday cake.
wewe think wewe are old? You’re not old… wewe were old last year, this mwaka you’re ancient.
wewe think you’re something special because it’s your birthday today? You’re something special every day!
wewe would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.. Yung No Mo
You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!
You’re so old when wewe look at your birth certificate it alisema expired
You’re a hard person to duka for, so I didn’t get wewe anything. Happy birthday.
You’re not forty; you’re eighteen with twenty two years of experience.
You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying! Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation.
