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posted by AWESOMEGAMER22
It all starts off with a man runing from the nothwind a magic snowstorm that can freeze anything! His name was master vagard. He made magic mirrors that the snow Queen who had sent the northwind had feared vary much. When he got nyumbani the northwind broke in both the master vagard and his wife was froze but there 2 children who were hideing in the closet had taken a mirror that saved them. gdsidggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu h-elp blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blublu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu
posted by orangeturnip
when that Angel sits on my shoulder
whispers into my moyo
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Angel appears to wewe in form of desire
wewe float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
wewe jump about
cos wewe cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Angel with her good intensions
will make wewe fly
the Angel will make wewe cry
the Angel will make wewe feel how others feel
so wewe can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Angel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Lost
EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A siku dont go kwa wewe dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF wewe do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta wewe XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...
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posted by hotice
" I know what wewe want from me.you want me to tell wewe my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to wewe . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell wewe i could get a lot of people around me hurt " alisema the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what wewe will tell me today " alisema the man .

"Alright but wewe will not like what i tell wewe .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " alisema the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if wewe want hear zaidi . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
♥♥♥.............again found this.not kwa me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger au a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American au Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance au anything else that might be considered ......
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
how wewe chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what wewe feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what wewe do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i upendo the way wewe know
who wewe are and to me it's exciting
when wewe know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...
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posted by Fangirl99
As Vanessa walked into the spooky house,she looked for Dr.Vamp.

"hello?is anybody here?hello?"

"Good evening,"a voice called out sounding a lot like Dracula.

"huh?whos that?"Vanessa asked the voice with no body.

"Turn around."called the voice

so she did,and turned to a white man with very pale skin,and red lip stick

"come,sit."said the white man,pointing to his chair.

"Hello,i am Dr.Vamp.Who do we have here?"

"My name is Vanessa Colorado,and ive been experiencing strange behavior."

"mhm,like what?"

"well,at school today,i bit someones arm"

"Did blood come out"

"a little"

"were there marks?"

" yes,tiny ones,though."...
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 upendo them :D
LOVE them :D
Angela's POV

Days passed one kwa one, and my upendo for Jacob got even bigger. It's almost a mwaka since I'm here.Now I know everybody in Forks. Alexandra became my best friends, and she's the only one that knows my secret. There's too much jelly girls, but he didn't cheat on me as long as I know. Actually he says he loves me zaidi every day. And I think he means it. Bella is really nice to me, and I try to be nice to her. Her boyfriend, Edward (the vampire) left her. I would die if Jacob would do something like that to me. Last night I dreamed Edward..or at least he says he is Edward. We were in...
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posted by boomerlover
A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps inayofuata to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy wewe another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This siku is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police alisema that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in kitanda with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, wewe onyesha up and drink my poison."
Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of machungwa, chungwa traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your chajio, chakula cha jioni with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in bila mpangilio spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone wewe meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...
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posted by lilred96
Mysterious love

-chapter two-


That night he was all I could think about.Him and his eyes.After a few saa I fell asleep and woke up kwa the sound of my alarm,then I heared my father call me over and over i guess I had fallen asleep again.Then I got up and threw on a shati that had some sort of title on it I could not read because it was worn out.Then I went too my dresser too find some pants after I put my old Converse on I went down stairs too see my father sitting there drinking coffee."dad what are wewe doing here aren't wewe supposed too be a work?"
"no i am staying here too have breakfast...
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posted by deathding
An amazing Card-Based game with so many features! Over 100 cards, wewe can meet real people online playing it, jiunge the, "Cult" faction, a faction obsessed with alien advanced modern technology. au the brotherhood. a faction who doesn't stop until your enemy is dead. Destroy your opponents rocket au heal completely to win! upgrade your cards, skills, armor, and weapons in this Extraordinary game. And if wewe Don't have an e-mail, just make one up. This game features "Generators" where every turn wewe get 2 kinds of points. Attack points, Which let wewe attack and do other cool stuff to destroy your opponent, and Material points, which let wewe heal au use cool things to protect your rocket. So please everyone, jiunge the club, make a profile,(its free) and start battling! wewe WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!
Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to Marafiki about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in upendo with crush

Step 10: Imagine having babies with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.
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posted by Canada24
I made this orodha before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..



10: NORMAN BATES:
 "We all go a little mad sometimes."
"We all go a little mad sometimes."


Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with mgawanyiko, baidisha personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..




9: VALEK:


While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
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posted by whatsupbugs
Peaches is a song from The Super Mario Bros. Movie that has become a worldwide phenomenon. The song has Jack Black imba as the villainous Bowser. Despite being a true villain, Bowser has fallen for Princess Peach. He sang a romantic song for her. For Bowser, it was a very emotional expression of love. For the fans, it was a delightfully silly song. I have decided to make my own parody of the song. This version is a song for Prince Hans to sing to Queen Elsa.

Here's the song:

"Elsa, you're so cool, and with your kingdom, we're gonna rule.

Elsa, understand that I'm gonna upendo wewe till the very...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic upinde wa mvua is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: How is everypony doing today?
Audience: Good.
Master Sword: That word is used too often. Not only does it describe the way you're feeling, but it also describes... Ah, forget it.
Tom: Save the screw ups for the bloopers, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have a special guest on our onyesha today, and his name is Nocturnal Mirage.
Audience: *Cheering*
Mirage: *Arrives*
Master Sword: Hey, good to see wewe again....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: wewe see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let wewe know who Brony Of The mwezi is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, au laughing....
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posted by elsafan1010
**MALE**
1) Roxy
2) Max
3) Prince
4) Fireball
5) Coco
6) Peanut
7) Marron
8) Chestnut
9) Pie
10) Raven
11) Firefly
12) Roxy
13) Charlie
14) Zeus
15) Horus
16) Charming
17) Ako / My R.İ.P mbwa name ( its a city in japan)
18) Simba
19) Sam
20) Bruno (: We talked about bruno :)
21) Oat Meal
22) Choco
23) Chocolate
24) King
25) Pumpkin
26) Muffin
27) Goldie
28) Jackson
29) Brownie
30) Biscuit
31) Olive
32) Lord
33) Alex
34) T-rex
35) Captain


**FEMALE**
1) Luna
2) Cookie
3) Poppy
4) Lady
5) Angel
6) Princess
7) Peppermint
8) Sunny
9) Bella
10) Shakira
11) Sugar
12) Coal
13) Lulu
14) Emerald...
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