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I'd planning to do this for a while, and I finally found the time. Remember this is just my personal opinion about these characters, if wewe disagree please be polite.

Warning:
Be prepared to see some weird characters listed here! Also this orodha is subject to change, depending on what mood I happen to be in on a certain day.

Honorable Mentions

30. Rasputin- Anastasia
29. Maleficnet- Sleeping Beauty
28. Black Widow- Marvel universe
27. Tiana- The Princess and the Frog
26. Dr. Faciliar- The Princess and the Frog
25. Hades- Hercules
24. Snow White- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
23. Glittering Goldie- DuckTales
22. Gizmo- Gremlins & Gremlins 2: the new Batch
21. Skipper- the Madagascar franchise


20. Fix-it-Felix and Sergeant Calhoun- Wreck-it-Ralph
 Felix: " wewe are one dynamite gal." Calhoun: "Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian."
Felix: " wewe are one dynamite gal." Calhoun: "Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian."

Well they're in my inayopendelewa animated heroes, heroines and couples; so odds were they would end up here. I can't really decided which one I like better, so I decided to put them together. Probably what I upendo the most is what polar opposites they are to each other. She's a sexy, tough girl who plays kwa the rules. He's cute, but not traditionally handsome, and is fun loving. Plus, I also upendo their character development. Felix is very much used to being the center of attention in his game, but he learns to upendo Calhoun and appreciate Ralph. Calhoun is uchungu, chungu and angry because of her past but she learns to upendo someone again. Oh and I upendo the backstory they gave her, it made me laugh even though it was tragic.

19. The Hulk/Bruce Banner- Marvel Universe
 "You're making me angry. wewe wouldn't like me when I'm angry. "
"You're making me angry. wewe wouldn't like me when I'm angry. "

Now here's a superhero I can really relate to! Dealing with anger issues myself I can understand Bruce Banner's struggles. Of course I don't turn big and green when I get mad, but sill if anyone has every Lost their temper they know that it feels like an uncontrollable monster. To me he's a very interesting character with a lot of layers. I also find it unique that he's one of the few superheroes that doesn't want to be a superhero. And not out of selfishness like 'I have my own life to live', but because he's afraid he can't control the Hulk and will harm innocent people. To me that's a real hero.

18. Harley Quinn- DC Universe
 "One question, I've been nothing but trouble. How come you're so nice to me?"
"One question, I've been nothing but trouble. How come you're so nice to me?"

This girl is a total psycho chick, but that's part of her charm. If wewe ask me she way zaidi interesting than her boss, the Joker. The main reason is she's much zaidi human. wewe can tell that, while she's crazy, actually has emotions and feelings. This made especially clear in the episode Harely's Holiday where she wants to turn over a new leaf and be good, but there are several misunderstandings.

17. Batgirl- DC Universe
 "This is important, it won't bd easy for wewe to hear. But... it's about a job I took recently."
"This is important, it won't bd easy for wewe to hear. But... it's about a job I took recently."

She's definitely my inayopendelewa super-heroine. Some of the reasons I upendo her, I will admit, are nostalgic reasons. Since I grew up watching the cartoon, and I always wished I could fight like Batgirl. But even today when I look at her critically, I still think she's a great character. For one thing, this girl can totally kick butt! lol. I upendo that she's shown defeating guys that are bigger than she is, not kwa brute force but kwa out smarting them. I also like that even though she's athletic, and a shabiki girl of Batman, she manages to be feminine, and isn't a stereotypical tomboy. I especially upendo the message that she sends to little girls that wewe don't need superpowers to make a difference.

16. Lots-O-Huggin' Bear- Toy Story 3
 "Where's your kid now sheriff?"
"Where's your kid now sheriff?"
He's one of the few Pixar villains I love, the only other one would be Stinky Pete. And then there a few others that I find kind of cool, but don't love, like Chick-Hicks and Randall. But Lotso is amazing, he's definitely not a one dimensional villain like wewe generally see with Pixar. He's got a lot depth to him, and an amazing backstory. Also I find it incredible that they were able to make a teddybear look that threatening.

15. Prince Charming & Anastasia- the cinderella franchise
 Charming: "I'll touch every nyota in the sky. So this is the miracle that I've been dreaming of..." Anastasia: "This is the real Cinderella, your true love."
Charming: "I'll touch every nyota in the sky. So this is the miracle that I've been dreaming of..." Anastasia: "This is the real Cinderella, your true love."

Both of these characters have a lot zaidi depth than people give them credit for having, and are very underrated. Starting with Charming, sadly he's often labeled the least inayopendelewa Disney Prince among fans, because of how one dimensional he is in the first movie. Well in the third movie he's anything but that. He's smart, brave, athletic, and truly loves Cinderella. Also I upendo that they gave him a sense of humor.

While Anastasia may appear to be nothing but a henchmen in the original, but she's actually quite sympathetic and complex even there. The reason being she seems to be picked on zaidi than the rest of the step-family. And of course in the sequels when reforms we see an amazing amount of complexity to her. I can't really describe how complex she is, so if wewe want the full description I suggest wewe read this link.

14.Nick Fury- Marvel universe
 “I am very real, I'm the realest person you're ever gonna meet.”
“I am very real, I'm the realest person you're ever gonna meet.”

His guy is so cool. He may not be a super complex character but he's still amazing. He's a great leader and extremely smart. Heck, he was even able to fake his own death and fool everyone! He does have kind of a tough shell, which wewe would expect with everything he's been through. But, despite that, wewe can tell that he genuinely cares about the Avengers.

13. Beast- Beauty and the Beast
 "...because I upendo her."
"...because I upendo her."

My all time inayopendelewa Disney Prince! Ever since the movie was first released to theaters, I've adored him. He's very complex and has amazing character development. I just upendo watching him go from a selfish, spoiled brat, to a brave kind and caring and person and learning to upendo someone else.

12. Candace- Phineas and Ferb
 "Today I can't imagine have better little brothers!"
"Today I can't imagine have better little brothers!"

She's definitely got the most depth of any character in Phineas and Ferb. Yeah she does has a really harsh personality, but when wewe think about it it's easy to see why. I mean, the poor girl has to deal with being called a crazy liar kwa her own mother, who also does stand up comedy about her. Seriously? And on juu of that she's constantly being humiliated kwa her boyfriend's little sister, and having to worry about her younger bothers. Yet despite having a rough personality wewe can tell that she cares deeply for her family. Plus she's so fricking funny!

11. King Julien- the Madagascar franchise
 "Does this mean I'm your BFF?"
"Does this mean I'm your BFF?"

Yeah I know, he's spoiled, egocentric, stupid, selfish and mean. But, I upendo him anyway, because he's so fricking funny! I especially upendo him in the Penguins and Madagascar series. And I also upendo the backstory they gave him in the series All Hail King Julien, because it explains a bit why he's got the personality he does, since the only reason he was crowned king was the curse and then his uncle tried to kill him. He's very much a jerk with a moyo of dhahabu IMO. And he does have a moyo which is shown kwa him saving his Marafiki on various occasions.

10. Launchpad McQuack- DuckTales and Darkwing bata
 “Any crash wewe can walk away from is a good crash!”
“Any crash wewe can walk away from is a good crash!”

This guy used to my inayopendelewa DuckTales character growing up. I remember having the biggest crush on him. lol. He isn't extremely complex, but I do think he has a lot zaidi depth than people give credit for. He may not be very bright, but he's very kind, caring and tries to be a good friend. And shows that wewe can be incompetent in some area, while being competent in others. We also find out in the episode juu Duck that he has a sad backstory. As a teenager he crashed his plane while his family was preforming. After that he was so embarrassed that he ran away from home, and didn't see his parents for years.

9.Ursula- The Little Mermaid
 “I admit that in the past I've been a nasty... they weren't kidding when the called me, well, a witch.”
“I admit that in the past I've been a nasty... they weren't kidding when the called me, well, a witch.”

She's about as epic a villain as wewe can get. She's funny, smart, sassy and pretty dang scary. She's basically everything wewe could want in a good villain. Not to mention the fact that her evil plan is totally ingenious, and completely fool proof. I mean it's probably one of the best evil villain plans I've ever seen! But of course she doesn't win, since it is a Disney movie and the villain never wins in those, even though I was secretly routing for her. ;)

8. Miss Piggy- The Muppets franchise
 "Platinum belt, with an unlimited line of credit."
"Platinum belt, with an unlimited line of credit."

She's definitely not your traditional heroine kwa any means, and but that's part of her charm. She may not have an extremely complex personality, but it's definitely zaidi complex than any of the other Muppets. For one thing she has a tragic backstory, that explains why she has such a harsh personality. Also despite the fact that she stalks Kermit to the point that it gets kind of creepy, and behaves like a spoiled brat, she's shown to genuinely care him and the other Muppets. And she's also shown as being quite independent in spite of the fact that she's very man crazy.

7. Leonardo & Splinter- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
 Splinter: "All fathers care for their sons" Leonardo: " They were many, but we kick...we fought well."
Splinter: "All fathers care for their sons" Leonardo: " They were many, but we kick...we fought well."

I've loved these guys every since I was a kid, and would aways go back and forth on who my inayopendelewa was, so I decided to put them together. I upendo Leo because he's a very responsible leader and team captain but is also still a teenage boy ( despite being a turtle) with teenage problems. It's interesting to watch him juggle his roll as leader of the Ninja Turtles, with being a teen, training and with being a mutant.

Splinter is also an amazing character. He's a very wise teacher, a kind friend and an amazing father figure to the turtles. And on juu of that, even as old as he is he can still kick butt! Heck he can even take on young men who are in great physical shape. I don't think I know of a tougher elderly character, expect maybe one, who I will be talking about about later. ;)

6. Grumpy- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
 "Now I'm warnin' ya, don't let nobody au nothing in the house."
"Now I'm warnin' ya, don't let nobody au nothing in the house."

He maybe, well as his name describes him, grumpy but he's definitely got a soft heart. He's got the most depth of any character in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, and arguably has zaidi depth than most Disney sidekicks. He's actually one of the few sidekicks that goes through any character development to speak of, and it's very interesting to watch IMO. And I think he's so cute. when he Snow White kisses him and he doesn't want to admit he enjoyed it.

5.Mr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries- DC Universe
 "I failed you. I wish there were another way for me to say it. I cannot. I can only beg your forgiveness, and pray wewe hear me somehow, someplace... someplace where a warm hand waits for mine."
"I failed you. I wish there were another way for me to say it. I cannot. I can only beg your forgiveness, and pray wewe hear me somehow, someplace... someplace where a warm hand waits for mine."

He's my sekunde inayopendelewa villain ever and my inayopendelewa super-villain. I upendo his complexity and his tragic backstory. I also upendo that unlike so many villains he's not pure evil, and his main goal is not something greedy, like money au world dominion. No, it's to cure his sick wife. wewe can definitely tell he has a moyo kwa how much he loves his wife and how badly he wants to cure her. This is also onyesha kwa the fact that he will stop himself from doing something if he believes, Nora wouldn't approve of him doing. Despite being "dead to emotions" himself, he's one of the few cartoon characters to ever make me shed a tear.

4. Goofy- Mickey panya, kipanya and Marafiki franchise
 "You're my son, Max. No matter how big ya get you'll alway be my son."
"You're my son, Max. No matter how big ya get you'll alway be my son."

I've always thought it was interesting how Goofy is sometimes shown as a very "one-dimensional" comedy character. But other times he's shown as a zaidi complex father figure. When he's shown as a father figure he's kwa far one of inayopendelewa heroes, my sekunde inayopendelewa hero and sekunde inayopendelewa fictional male to be exact. As a father, he's very loving, very heroic, and has quite a few layers to him. He's an overprotective father, but he also wants Max to be successful; and he's not real bright but is sometimes shown to be very wise in certain areas. Plus he still performs slapstick comedy and is very funny.


3. Cruella De Vil- 101 Dalmatians
 "Miserable, dahling, as usual...perfectly wretched."
"Miserable, dahling, as usual...perfectly wretched."

Well, my jina la mtumiaji ain't cruella for nothing. kwa now after kusoma through my orodha wewe should know that I adore villains, so it only makes sense that one would be in my juu 3. She's definitely my inayopendelewa villain ever, and one of my inayopendelewa childhood characters. Part of my upendo for her are sentimental reasons, since 101 Dalmatians was the first movie I ever saw. I've heard people say that she's a weak villain with motives, but I never saw that. Even when I take my nostalgia glasses off she's still an amazing villain. I mean she's classy, crazy, smart, funny, she's got it all. True her motives maybe a little weak, since all she wants is a dalmatian skin coat, but the length that she's willing to go to get her coat, is what makes her so amazing. I also thinks she's got a lot zaidi depth to her then most people think, especially in the sequel 101 Dalmatians II: Patches London Adventure, where we see her with nothing left.

2. Webbigail 'Webby' Vanderquack - DuckTales & Mickey panya, kipanya and Marafiki franchise, & Minnie Mouse- Mickey panya, kipanya and Marafiki franchise
 Webby: "We can't give up hope, it says so right here in the Jr. Woodchuck guide." Minnie: "Aw Mickey, when wewe play your harmonica my moyo sings."
Webby: "We can't give up hope, it says so right here in the Jr. Woodchuck guide." Minnie: "Aw Mickey, when wewe play your harmonica my moyo sings."

Well, let's start with Webby. Man for such a good character she gets way too much hate, from all sides! Feminists hate her because she's the token chick, and plays the damsel in distress, guys hate her because she's cute and girly. But in my opinion she's an amazing character with a lot of depth and layers to her, obviously not the most complex character, but still... She's a girly girl who loves adventure, and can keep up with the guys. She's also also very kind, shy, loves her family, and has an interest in animals. And probably my inayopendelewa part of her personality is the fact that even though she's a little girl, she has a motherly side to her. This is shown on several occasions, like her offering to hold Scrooge's hand when he's nervous, au offering to read to him when he's sick. All I can say is I hope they onyesha zaidi of her in the 2017 DuckTales reboot, and that she becomes a prominent character in the Mickey panya, kipanya and Marafiki franchise.

Moving on to Minnie. I've always loved her even though I didn't want to admit it for a long time. lol. Unfortunately she does get a lot of hate from feminists because she played the damsel in distress and was made to be Mickey's arm candy. But to me she's a very strong three dimensional character. And definitely not the one dimensional Mary Sue that she's been accused of being. She's funny, kind, smart and a wonderful friend. Also she's shy and a bit uncomfortable in her own skin, but will stand up for herself if the situation calls for it. I especially upendo her in the TV series Minnie's Bow Toons, even though it's aimed at little girls, because there we get to see her motherly side toward her nieces, along with her engaging it some slap stick comedy.

1. Scrooge McDuck- DuckTales & Mickey panya, kipanya and Marafiki franchise
 "...I've got all the treasure I need right here."
"...I've got all the treasure I need right here."

Dang! Where do I begin? I absolutely ADORE this guy. Yeah, I know he's flawed. He's stingy, greedy, grumpy, and has plenty of mean moments. But, so what? Those flaws make him human...er...duck. And having a perfect, flawless hero would be boring. And we definetly know that he loves his nephews and Webby a lot zaidi than his money, considering the fact that his two biggest fears were losing them, and that they only loved him for his money. Not to mention all the times he's abandoned treasure hunts to save the children. And in my opinion, a lot of the times he's been accused of being greedy are very illegitimate. Like people have accused him of being greedy because he doesn't pay gyro and Launchpad a lot. Well it's actually pretty generous of him to keep them around at all, considering the fact that Gyro's intentions are weird and almost always fail, and Launchpad is so bad at landing. He's not going to throw money at them that they haven't earned, but he also doesn't want his Marafiki to be out of the job. I don't think wewe can get zaidi complex than this guy. He may appear to be nothing but a grumpy old man on the surface, but he's got a ton of depth to him, plus you've gotta admit he's in great shape for his age.
Look guys, I'm really sorry about how I overreacted to Fanpop's many changes earlier. I was just angry that my computer was slow, and I overreacted. For that I'm really sorry.


XxKeithHarkinxX, I'm especially sorry to you. I know we've had a few disagreements here and there, but this pushed me to my limit, and again, I overreacted because nobody would listen to me about my computer issues. I want to just patch up the hole and be friends. If wewe don't, that's cool, just know that I'm sorry.

I'm also sorry to Fanpop.... I wouldn't give the new format a chance. I hope my apology can pay for everyone...
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I never thought i would end up like this.Alone dying and not being able to care for my brother.Running away from gaurds into the alley au our so called home.We never left the city border but my brother dreams of it when he grows up so he can care for me."Brother it's ok"I alisema giving him half of the warm soft loaf of bread.My brothers hand shook while he reachout ands grabbed the mkate and slowly nibbled every last piece of it.As he and i listed the reasons why would should go to heaven and so far we came up with one reason hat both of us were suffering with."Dear god keep us alive for at least...
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posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
6:48pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yo.
6:49pmjnrm:
suppers!
6:49pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Being depressed
6:50pmjnrm:
fun times, i can tell from yur roblox stats
6:51pm
dude! i found some really cute clothes on roblox!
6:52pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
give meh da link
6:53pmjnrm:
Well a few of the shirts are cute i guess link
i like the moyo one with suspenders
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i buy her clotehs all teh time XD
6:54pmjnrm:
Oh XD Lol
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Eeeeeyup
6:59pmjnrm:
do wewe know anyone that has my style?
6:59pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
besides me //killed
6:59pmjnrm:
kk
7:00pm
thx
7:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
anytime.
7:00pmjnrm:
i cant find them on...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
Hold on to me, upendo
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I upendo wewe and I'm not afraid, oh

Can wewe hear me?
Can wewe feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of wewe
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow mti
(Come and find me)

I know wewe hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of wewe
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
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posted by sakurahanazono
1.) Start saying the maswali really loudly and if they try to tell wewe to be quite say "shhh this is a test wewe know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering bila mpangilio numbers to the person inayofuata to wewe and then when the teacher tells wewe off say "They made me give them the majibu au they alisema they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at wewe say "What are wewe lookin at!" au "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on juu of the meza, jedwali and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have wewe been spying on me and teling it everything!"
"Where is Maybelle?"Alicia asked.
"I don't-"I was cut off
"Help!Help me!I need help!Please!!"A familiar voice begged.
"MAYBELLE!"we all alisema in unison.
We followed the voice into a huge hut.
"Maybelle!Where are you?"I asked.
I ran as fast as I could.I couldn't wait for them to catch up.I saw a door with a small window.I looked in and saw Ariana.When she turned back,I ran back.
"Help!Help me!Help m-MM!MUHH!MMMMMHHH!"Maybelle yelled.
I ran to the door Maybelle and Ariana were in.I knocked on the door,got out my sword,and waited for Ariana to come out.
"What?Wh-AH!"She said.
"You said,you'd leave my friends...
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posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my ndoto is flying
It's a ngome in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragoni now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a ngome in the sky
au there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
ndoto is not a crime
Find your ngome in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads wewe to the moon 'cause..."
Sarah couldn't make a noise.Ariana ran to the little girl.Sarah got a grip on the sticks.When she stopped the little girl.Sarah stabbed Ariana in the back."OOOOWWWW!!WHAT THE HECK wewe LITTLE IDIOT!"She yelled.She dropped to her knees.I picked up the little girl,which was crying."It's okay.Let's get wewe to your mommy."Her mom was crying too."Here's your daughter."Sarah said."THANK YOU!THANK YOU!"The mom alisema and cheered.
Sarah walked back.
"SARAH!Oh my gosh!"Alicia alisema and she hugged her.
"That was amazing."Maybelle said.
"Guys!Focus!The stone."Sarah said.They got out and ran."Oh no!The Rights!That's...
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It was The night of Scarlett's sleepover,The guests arrived quickly.
S:Hey!Chloe and Nancy are already here,Penny.
P:Okay,Um...Where do I put my sleeping bag?
S:Anywhere.
M:Bye Honey!I gotta go to work!
S:Bye mom!
N:Can we play 'Truth au Dare'?
S:Don't see why not.
Scarlett got a mto and put it in her lap.
N:Okay,Chloe!Truth au dare?
C:Truth.
N:Okay,WHATS MY MIDDLE NAME?
C:Shannon.
N:WRONG!I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!HA!TRICK QUESTION!
C:Grrr.Okay.Penny,Truth au dare?
P:Dare!
C:Alright,I dare wewe to...Name ONE Scary movie you've watched!
P:Oh...Well....lets see...(gulp)...HARRY POTTER!
S:As much as we hate him....Doesn't...
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter vitabu and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from wewe (Example: When in a car au an elevator). If wewe don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and krisimasi and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their inayopendelewa song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...
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What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The inayofuata time wewe and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a kura ya maoni to see which of wewe successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with wewe - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever wewe have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If wewe were really looking for an honest answer, you...
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posted by karpach_14
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have wewe ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would wewe ask such a swali now? wewe don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when wewe were 35 years old and wewe really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give wewe a loan? Remember how one siku the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no maswali asked?"

"Oh, Betty, wewe did that for me!...
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posted by karpach_14
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for wewe wewe twit she was only after your money and could have aliyopewa a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by smileypop9
I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can wewe guess whose and what job it is?


You think your job sucks? Let me tell wewe about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair au putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The inayofuata chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" au "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He alisema "I'd like to have one too." Then I alisema "But this is a dog". He alisema he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He alisema I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can wewe believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how wewe respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what wewe want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee zaidi than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My moyo skips a beat
When wewe walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with wewe until the end

I give my moyo and my soul to you
To make wewe see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant wewe see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what wewe want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope wewe are getting use to this onyesha cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did wewe say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope wewe enjoy the picture!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE wewe AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING wewe 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST nyota IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T wewe EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO wewe BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF au I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the onyesha earlyer!Bye!
The End
posted by invadercalliope
Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying nyumbani and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING kwa TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go kwa car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!