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(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers wewe in any way, please contemplate kusoma something else. Thank you.)

Alright before wewe whine like an immature five-year old troll without their maziwa bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.

Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE wewe have an opinion, you'll get destroyed kwa the hater army!

WELL wewe KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS IS MY juu TEN FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S SONGS. IF wewe DON'T LIKE MY orodha THEN AT LEAST BE KIND ABOUT IT BEFORE I SLAUGHTER wewe WITH A RUSTY BATTLEAXE.

#10. It's Me (Smike/TryHardNinja)

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Starting off this pathetically constructed countdown is a catchy and epic song aptly named "It's Me".

The song was a collaboration between FNAF You-tuber Smike and video-game singer TryHardNinja, and it did NOT disappoint me.

The song has a dark tone to it with a very catchy beat, and even sports some nice effects. I don't know how many hours were put into this, but I think it's salama to say that this song took FOREVER to make.

I suppose wewe could say..... Over 9,000 minutes? ;););)

I can't f**king believe I just went there.

Seriously though, I really like this song. The lyrics are pretty good and even funny at a few points, the editing is top-notch, the beat is insanely catchy, and ujumla, jumla it's just a very pleasant song.

Well, depending how wewe use the word "Pleasant" in context.

#9. Salvaged (NateWantsToBattle)

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Coming up at #9 is a very intriguing FNAF3 song from Pokemon/Gaming You-tuber NateWantsToBattle.

I heavily applaud to this song being one of the only actually GREAT FNAF3 based songs as well, and the video really shows it!

The song is catchy, the lyrics are fantastic, the editing probably took a millennium to finish, and it's made kwa one of the best song-writers on YouTube!

IT'S LIKE NO F**KING S**T THIS SONG MADE IT ON THE LIST! TOO OBVIOUS 0/10 UNSUBF**KINGSCRIBED BI-ATCH!

alisema pretty much every troll in existence, may I remind wewe of the rusty battleaxe?

Lastly, I think the best part of this song was the kinanda in the beginning, that completely sold it for me. I mean, the song was already awesome but the solo wewe hear when wewe play the video is probably why this song is on my orodha in the first place.

And that's all that can be alisema about Salvaged. If wewe haven't heard it yet then what the Hell are wewe still doing here?

#8. Follow Me (Smike/TryHardNinja)

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Another song from Smike and TryHardNinja? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!? ARE THEY CHEATING, DID THEY CHANGE THE BALLOTS FOR THIS LIST!? THEY MUST BE ASSOCIATED WITH THE CHEATING BASTARDS LEAGUE CONSISTING OF KING KNIGHT, KRACKO, DR. IVO ROBOTNIK, MR. MATCH, AND YZMA!

Only the most awesome person in the universe will get all those references. Now let's stop overreacting and actually TALK about the song.

Taking place in the FNAF3 era, Follow Me is a quaint little song that shows just how downright catchy a song can be. I find the song very avant-garde, not to mention the exceptional effects.

Plus, let's be honest, the transition after the chorus line is f**king awesome. And topped off with some pretty good lyrics about the Purple Man lore, this song is just really good.

Then again, I expect nothing less from Smike and TryHardNinja.

#7. The onyesha Must Go On (MandoPony)

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Hey, wewe know that maarufu catchphrase "The onyesha Must Go On"? Don't even try looking it up now, because all you're going to get is this song.

And believe it au not, that's actually how I found it. Talk about situational irony.

Anyways, The onyesha Must Go On is a FNAF2 rock song kwa YouTube gamer and singer MandoPony. And let me tell you, this song ROCKS!

Haha, do wewe see what I did there? It's a rock song so I alisema it rocks? Eh? Eh? :D

.........................................................

I have got to get a life.

So the main working attributes I really upendo in this song is use of guitar, gitaa and just how easily it gets stuck in your head. Seriously, how many times did wewe press the replay button?

HOW MANY TIMES!?

Lastly, MandoPony is considered to be a GREAT song artist, making classic songs like Just Gold, and another one you'll see later in this list.........

SUSPENSE FOR THE F**KING WIN!

#6. Stay Calm (Griffinilla)

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This is where we get to the songs that I REALLY REALLY love, starting off with a funny and catchy as F*** song named Stay Calm.

It's pretty short compared to other FNAF songs, being only three minutes, but wewe know what they say, quality over length!

au something like that.... Uh, I can't say quantity because we're referring to time-based events, so.....

WHITNEY HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

A big reason I upendo this song is how funny it is, specifically when the animatronics are talking/singing, and that ending left me laughing so hard.

And of course, the main chorus line WILL NEVER LEAVE MY GODDAMN HEAD.

Throw in a pretty cool effect in the fore and background and you've got yourself a fantastic song that I highly recommend everyone checks out, FNAF shabiki au not.

Oh, and Bonnie sounds like one of the twins from The Ouran High School Host Club.

#5. Welcome To Freddy's (Madam Macabre)

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Well isn't that a fancy name? What're wewe going to name your daughter, The Countess? Whatever. XD

At #5 on this orodha is an absolutely terrifying song named Welcome To Freddy's that takes place in the FNAF1 era.

And let me tell you, after watching this song there's not a chance in Hell that you'll be brave enough to play the FNAF games anymore, and that's because the song is just so FRANTIC.

The singer is speaking at a speed of Mach 9, constantly telling wewe how f**ked wewe are, and the beat really doesn't help making wewe any better.

I'd say this is the creepiest FNAF song out there, but not to say that's the only reason why it's good. I find the lyrics pretty good (At making wewe piss your pants) and the melody is also very catchy.

The effects in this song are also very well done, and overall, I really like this song. However, if it's late at night where wewe live and wewe want to watch the song, then wewe might want to consider planning your funeral.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

#4. It's Been So Long (The Living Tombstone)

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Alright, am I the only one who thinks the first and third Living Tombstone FNAF songs are just a BIT overrated? And don't get me wrong, they're really good songs, BUT NOT FORTY-SIX MILLION maoni GOOD, JESUS CHRIST. (And no, I'm not even joking.)

But if there's one song from The Living Tombstone that actually deserved all those views, it's their FNAF2 song, AKA It's Been So Long AKA The only FNAF song they made that actually has a goddamn title AKA One of the best FNAF songs ever made AKA JESUS CHRIST JARED STOP SPAMMING THE AKA'S.

First off, the effects in this song are astounding. Seriously, all wewe need to do is watch twenty sekunde of the video and you'll know exactly what I mean.

Next, the song has amazing lyrics. I honestly think this song has the best lyrics of any FNAF song to date.

Third, like a majority of the songs on this list, IT'S SO CATCHY! I've been head-bopping to this song since the first goddamn siku it came out, and I haven't even thought about stopping.

This song does get a lot of hate for being "Another overrated FNAF song", but in the words of Squidward Tentacles: "They wouldn't know talent if it bit them in the face!"

#3. Not Here All Night (DAGames)

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NO PLEASE! DON'T LEAVE ME SENPAI! D:

Don't pretend wewe didn't think that whenever the phone guy stopped talking to wewe in any of the FNAF games.

Anyways, Not Here All Night is a very unique kind of song. It completely changes the pace twice and it has a wide variety of muziki to it to make it appeal to as many people as possible.

It has rock, singing, rap, techno, THIS SONG IS THE FNAF VERSION OF MIRACLE MATTER FROM KIRBY 64!

And yes for the people who were wondering, they DO all work. In fact, the entire song is just so fun to listen to. And I'm not even going to lie, I replayed this song well over 30 times.

That's TWICE the amount of watches the #4 entry had!

Combined with an EXTREMELY catchy chorus line, great lyrics, and awesome effects, Not Here All Night EASILY got in the juu three.

Seriously, what the Hell do wewe think I'm listening to right now, Drive By?

#2. Mangled (NateWantsToBattle)

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Yeah, Mangled. As in your head will be mangled from all the head bopping you'll be doing to this song.

In fact, I should've just aliyopewa wewe the ten-hour version instead. Because once wewe hear this song you'll be pressing the replay button like it's a goddamn machine-gun. You'll be mashing it so hard so fast people are going to think you're vigorously masturbating.

And if wewe like rock music, then wewe literally can't get any better than this song, at least in the FNAF category of music.

The song is so damn catchy, the lyrics are very good, the tempo, cents, pacing, chorus line, I upendo IT ALL!

The song takes place in the FNAF2 era and is about, well, God only knows. That's like telling me to answer the square root of 16.7428% of 56.3 in 5 seconds.

But the lyrics are certainly interesting, and I really do think it ties to the whole "No doors" concept pretty well.

IT'S ALSO ANOTHER SONG THAT LOVES TO KEEP REMINDING THE PLAYER HOW F**KED THEY ARE, SO THERE'S THAT TOO.

And at the juu of the cherry sundae wewe have great effects that really make the muziki video pop-out at you! (Literally.)

In conclusion, this song is fantastic. And that statement is even zaidi true if wewe like rock music, au a darker variant of it. If wewe haven't watched it yet, then what the F**K are wewe still doing around here?

And now, some honorable mentions before we get to #1.

If there were any.

I'm just kidding.

HM1: The FNAF Rap Songs (VideoGameRapBattles)

They're all f**king TERRIFYING and insanely catchy.

HM2: No zaidi (NateWantsToBattle)

As in NO zaidi NATEWANTSTOBATTLE SONGS! XD Seriously though, I didn't like this song enough to put it on the list, but it's still a pretty good song.

HM3: Mechanical Instinct (The Aviators)

Unique and has good lyrics, but the fact that it doesn't really ever get stuck in your head kind of holds it back. Plus, the cents needed to be slightly adjusted.

HM4: Just dhahabu (MandoPony)

OVERRATED, COME AT ME HATERS. (Seriously though, it's pretty good, but not as good as people praise it to be.)

And now, the number one spot.................

#1. Survive The Night (MandoPony)

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How ironic, I say one of MandoPony's songs are overrated and here I am literally a few sekunde later putting another one of his songs at the number one spot.

OH THE SITUATIONAL IRONY!

Anyways, the reason I upendo this song so much is how catchy it is. Yeah, I really like the lyrics, tempo, effects, and yadda yadda BING BOM BOOM!

But this song is just so ridiculously catchy I couldn't help but put it at the number one spot.

Taking place in the FNAF2 era, this song is about the toy animatronics finding the new employee and making Marafiki with him, while somehow simultaneously scaring the living s**t out of him.

It doesn't make the most sense, it DAMN it sure is a trip down THIS IS AWESOME lane.

Plus, it has this mystic feeling to it that I can't get enough of, and similar to The onyesha Must Go On and Stay Calm, I upendo the little audio effect in the background.

And that's my juu 10 FNAF Songs. I hope wewe enjoyed my article, I know I did. XD

Don't forget to click the I'm A shabiki button and leave a maoni down below on what your inayopendelewa FNAF songs are!

See wewe inayofuata time, this is Jared Potts signing out.
 Let me know if I made any mistakes please. Thanks in advance!
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posted by iLuvLouisCarrot
“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are wewe really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he alisema that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can wewe tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...
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posted by Hinata-Snow
I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. wewe will never find anybody who can give wewe a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell wewe that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling wewe that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed kwa the federal government is entertainment.
5. wewe should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests wewe think she's pregnant unless wewe can see an...
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Man: Where have wewe been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen wewe someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this kiti, kiti cha empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if wewe sit down.

Man: Your place au mine?
Woman: Both. wewe go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do wewe do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: hujambo baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do wewe like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF wewe DON'T PASS THIS ON wewe DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All siku long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...
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posted by rAsberrStrarS
Kiss On The Lips-I upendo You
Kiss On The Ear-You Are Special
Kiss On The Nose-Laughter
Kiss On The Cheek-Friendship
Kiss On The Forehead-I Comfort You
Kiss On The Neck-I Want You
Kiss On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
Kiss Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender Kiss On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I Lost wewe
 Miku and Kaito
Miku and Kaito
20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there muziki videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I upendo them zaidi then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.
 Gakupo and Rin
Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I upendo these two they start out hating each other then become close Marafiki au maybe more...I'd like to think so....
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1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would wewe mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs wewe and takes a little something off wewe would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are wewe sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If wewe say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all wewe want, not like I care if wewe are au aren't...As long as wewe don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...
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posted by Mallory101
Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him au erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If wewe want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go mbele when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...
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Source: didyoukno
posted by NatalieSunshine
1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the guitar, gitaa for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If wewe get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...
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Okay, she's kinda getting zaidi famous kwa the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland krisimasi siku Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if wewe like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If wewe ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, imba lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...
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posted by KataraLover
As many of wewe are aware, I absolutely ADORE Wicked and I'm so excited about the movie adaptation that is just taking FOREVER to be made, even before the pandemic came along. So, like many people, I just keep wanting them to make some casting announcements for the movie already and have been making my own fan-cast for the movie, even making a video of my fan-cast. However, I felt like taking the time to explain my casting choices so everyone knows why I made my choices. I will provide my fan-cast video at the end, so wewe can hear the vocal capabilities. Please keep in mind that this is just...
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So about a mwaka ago, I was chilling out back, relaxin’ all cool, watching a video kwa Matt McMuscles on Youtube about a little Squaresoft game called The Bouncer. I remember watching it but the only thing I came away with was, “Wait a second.... Dog mitaani, mtaa is the name of the clothes on that one kid in Kingdom Hearts!”. About a mwaka later, I heard of the game again and thought, “Well, I’m into weird PS2 games. May as well give it a try.” Thankfully, despite being a hard to find game, it was pretty cheap to get. It was a game released around the start of the PS2 and was going to be...
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Source: Blizzard
Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If wewe don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....
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Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop.



So, wewe may have heard about a website called DeviantART, correct? wewe probably have knowledge on what goes on there. Apparently, there's a lot of shit that goes on over there! So, in today's commentary, I'll be sharing my thoughts on this heap of fanfiction/art.


DeviantART is a large website where people all around the world can share their own works of art. wewe can also post literature and whatnot. This is a way of socializing on the internet, and this site is very popular. When there's the pros, there's always...
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