bila mpangilio Article: 🎵rant

posted by darange

what is life?
what is the eternal oblivion that we all are born, live, and die through?
where do we go in the end?
what will your accomplishments, friends, family, relationships, and zaidi amount to in the end game? why do we do the things that hurt us the most? weather it be our future, our relationships, au even our body ourselves.
What's going to happen if our sun dies right now, au if its the end of the world? what would we do? what would wewe do? would wewe say goodbye to your loved ones? rob a bank? sit there all alone?
Is their even a Heaven and Hell? au are we all forgotten in the sea of never ending people. no one cares. we all forget over time

what would wewe do in the end of the world? opinions?

Kragfan1910 What would I do at the end of the world? Well, fuck my fiance of course. What else?

kathytom A new year is coming. melon playground looking forward to this good thing ^^

henny123 Why don't we think more positively about this beautiful world :D ovo game

michaeldeputy Thank you for your post because it's so great.

sarang01 I was blown away by the sheer depth and breadth of knowledge you brought to suika game bear on this subject, providing a comprehensive overview that left no stone unturned.

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15+ Ways To Annoy Your Dad!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him wewe met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do wewe listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him kwa his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your inayopendelewa guy[If wewe hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson au some who wewe like ALLOT!]

9. Come nyumbani saying wewe found your true...

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Facts about Chuck Norris

posted by x-menobsessed26

There used to be a mitaani, mtaa named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle wewe with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...

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100 chuck norris jokes

posted by karpach_14

A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then wewe can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the bia gets drunk.

Ninjas want...

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101 Ways to Flirt

posted by bizeshnakarki

I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket au kanzu, koti if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub chemsha bongo the other siku I Lost kwa one point. The swali was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other maswali was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing duka that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some mshambuliaji, mlipuaji wa bomu jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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Reverse thinspo

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Most maarufu ghetto names

posted by RulerL0rd

Ghetto Names

Mostly maarufu with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming zaidi common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us kwa our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

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60 funny ways to get kicked out of Walmart

posted by kitty2264

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service dawati and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid au a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....

Cool

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How to get over a crush :-)

posted by Thecharliejay

Think
1.    1
Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If wewe keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
2
Analyze the situation. Create a orodha of "pros" and "cons" to help wewe better understand why you're seeking upendo au acceptance from this person.
2.    3
Don't worry about things wewe can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
3.    4
Don't...

Mana-Sama

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6 SAD DEADPOOL MOMENTS:

posted by Canada24

Sense we all upendo the movies, and I was aliyopewa the video game due to this.. Anyway.. I decided to do a very unique orodha for him.. Sad moments.. I don't collect any marvel comics.. So I only do what I can find online, don't know the whole stories... Except the film examples..

#6: HE CAN'T DIE:

Some of his zaidi serious sides reveal how much this "sucks". I saw one comic picha of Wade shooting himself for no apparent reason. And another where he is actually complaining that the villain couldn't kill him..

#5: There was this time that he ran into the Ghost Rider, and he slapped DP with his whole...

Mimsie the MTM cat in the Metro Goldwyn Mayer logo

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5 reasons why I upendo Nu-13 from BlazBlue

posted by SwordofIzanami

I kinda wanted to write this makala just to get this topic off of my chest. If wewe guys haven’t know already, which wewe should have, this character has a special place in my heart. She is a character from BlazBlue series and she’s the BEST GIRL that could ever exist. I upendo just everything about Nu-13. She’s both cute and badass at the same time! I’ll be explaining my five reasons why I upendo Nu-13 so much.

1. Her design

I upendo both of her normal and mecha battle suit. I upendo how her swords behind her battle form placed together like a pair of wings for her. I...

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My thoughts on perfection.

posted by Renegade1765

I've been recently informed that it's literally been 2 years since I joined Fanpop! As such, I have decided to talk about a subject that's been on my mind and wanted to share with wewe guys.

I know this is a very weird subject to talk about, but this idea hit me when I watched a speech about perfection. I began to form my own opinion on the matter, and I thought it would be nice if I shared with you. Plus, as an anniversary article, I think it's a fitting subject.

In my honest opinion, perfection is a dead-end; and impossible concept that none of us can ever comprehend. Here's what I mean:...

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Villains Are Still Rad; Why I Tend To Like Villains

posted by zanhar1

So a while back I made two makala about my inayopendelewa villains and why I like them specifically but what about the bad guys just makes them so enticing for me? Heck I may have even typed up an makala like this before, but with a years later with a new perspective, alongside an updated orodha of my juu 25 fictional villains, I decided that it's time to reveal why I like the bad guys so much.

Top 25

Some of them are refromed au simply played an antagonistic role but are not super evil. Won't state which ones are reformed because spoilers.

1. Azula (Avatar)
2. Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)
3. Bellatrix...

ZOMBIE TRAMP

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BlindMaiden.com - Creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

There is a website that offers its users the choice to experience the "ultimate horror." This website, called Blindmaiden.com, is supposedly a site dedicated to a doomed spirit that will enter the nyumbani of people who have viewed that site.

However, no matter how hard wewe try, your browser won't allow wewe to enter the site. wewe see, to access this site, wewe must wait until exactly 12:00 AM, making sure that the night in swali is a New Moon night. wewe must be on your own in your nyumbani with all the lights turned off. Only when these conditions are met, will wewe be granted access to the site.

As...

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Deathding's juu Ten Five Nights At Freddy's Songs

posted by deathding

Enjoy!

(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers wewe in any way, please contemplate kusoma something else. Thank you.)

Alright before wewe whine like an immature five-year old troll without their maziwa bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.

Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE wewe have an opinion, you'll get destroyed kwa the hater army!

WELL wewe KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS...