bila mpangilio Article: Zanhar's Rules of Shipping

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posted by zanhar1

kwa all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these. But if wewe do, kudos for offering the Zanarchy support. We accept your love. :'D

Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!

#2 They are friends? Ship it!

#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!

#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!

#5 They used to be Marafiki but now they don't like each other? Much ship!

#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder wewe ship.

#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now shippable.

#8 Okay okay wewe can ship x's sibling with character y.

#9 And if you're feeling adventurous, edgy, and controversial ship person x and his/her sibling.

#10 If they hate each other/are rivals it's shippable.

#11 Is one of these rivals evil? And the other good? Of course that's how it is! Ship it! Ship it hard!

#12 Shipping your inayopendelewa character's lover with your sekunde inayopendelewa character's lover is recommended.

#13 Now don't just ship your inayopendelewa characters' lovers together; play mix n match and have your inayopendelewa and sekunde inayopendelewa switch lovers!

#14 Ya know what's better than one of your inayopendelewa characters in a relationship? Having your two vipendwa upendo each other. Ship that. Pronto.

#15 Yeah, that's all well and dandy. But now your least inayopendelewa is feeling left out. Follow rules 12 & 13 but switch your 2nd inayopendelewa out for your least favorite.

#16 What? Not wiiiled enough for you? Fine then, ship your inayopendelewa with your least inayopendelewa for maximum mixed feelings!

#17 upendo triangle? Lol, not a problem; ship them all together in one giant threesome yacht.

#18 Number 17 is a no go? Well ship person A with person B while simultaneously shipping person A with person C.

#19 And then ship person B with person C.

#20 Its a bonus if person A cheated on person B with person C. Then ship person B with person C harder as person A cries in the distance.

#21 Is person A a peasant? Yes? *Le gasp* no way!!! Because person B is a prince/princess. wewe know what that means...SHIP IT!!!

#22 "My ship is sinking though." Go down with it captain.

#23 Person A is a pirate. Wonderful! This person can be shipped with everyone automatically. Let person A chase that booty!

#24 "But it's not canon." Sure it is. Anything is canon if wewe ship it hard enough.

#25 "But no one else ships it?" Then make them.

#26 What's this??? wewe have a NOTP??? Ha ha, no wewe don't everything is shippable. Ship all the things!

#27 Did wewe know that if they are opposites--personalitywise they are shippable.

#28 Your characters control one of the four elements? wewe know what they say; opposites attract.

#29 So do same elements.

#30 Matches like Air/Water au Fire/Earth work too. Sure they are neither opposites nor the same. But we don't discriminate.

#31 Male/Male Female/Female Female/Male. What did I say about discriminating. We don't do that here!

#32 "Yeah, but the onyesha hasn't even aired yet. I just saw the trailer." Wonderful! wewe can start shipping earlier. wewe can ship them before shipping them was cool wewe hipster you!

#33 Do they run in the same pack? Are they part of the same organization? Then ship 'em! Each and every person in the organization will be shipped with every other member.

#34 Does your inayopendelewa character have a clone? Ship that also.

#35 "But isn't that kinda weird?" *Shrugs* I don't swali it.

#36 Is it canon? Lucky you. Ship it.

#37 Not canon? The mwandishi is wrong. Fight the man. Put up resistance.

#38 If the word sempai was ever said, it's shippable.

#39 Got real life friends? Ship them.

#40 Hell, ship yourself. Go out and get some upendo dammit!

#41 Shipping characters with object is not off limits wewe know. Ship Jerry with his inayopendelewa lamp shade.

#42 Ship yourself with the character. Your self insert fic is waiting

#43 Ya know what else wewe can ship? wewe and your least favorite.

#44 Someone is hating on your inayopendelewa character? Ship them with the character.

#45 Oh You're jealous now? Refer to rule 18.

#46 Background characters need upendo too. Ship them together.

#47 au ship them with the main character.

#48 Secondary is fine too.

#49 Fine wewe can ship singers too.

#50 Every character can be shipped with the author.

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SilentForce "Rule #51 Is the character dead? Who cares! Necrophilia exists for a reason!" And after the living person dies,he will be reunited with the already dead person in heaven :D "And a perfect world it will be. They were already intellect, now they will be more so. Zanhar1.2 will be a lovely addition to our budding society of perfect humans. And yes, yes the obedience chip is a necessary invention. It must be utilized immediately lest we get another zanhar3." I also think that the zanhar clones need to get super powers or abilities in order to protect the Zanarchy.Help me choose which clone should get which powers or abilities.Here are the powers and abilities that you can choose from: Ice powers Fire powers Water powers Air powers Earth powers Lightning powers Light Power Darkness Powers Illusion powers Mind Control Telepathy Telekinesis Body possession Vodoo Powers Hypnosis Control over dreams Control over sensibility Stoning powers Sound Powers Time Powers Poison Powers Plant Powers Technology Powers Healing Powers Magnetic Powers Explosion Powers Flying Stretching Jumping Super Speed Super Strength(the one who gets this ability will be even more powerful than Superman)

zanhar1 That's the general hope with rule 51. xP Ice powers - zanhar11 Fire powers - zanhar420 (blaz it) Water powers - zanhar4 Air powers - zanhar276 Earth powers - zanhar86 Lightning powers - zanhar33 Light Power - zanhar10 Darkness Powers - zanhar666 Illusion powers - zanhar Mind Control - zanhar0 Telepathy - zanhar16 Telekinesis - zanhars 5-8 Body possession - zanhar69 ;) Vodoo Powers - zanhar13 Hypnosis - zanhar95 Control over dreams - zanhar24 Control over sensibility - zanhar19 Stoning powers - zanhar51 Sound Powers - zanhar303 Time Powers - zanhar3.14 Poison Powers - zanhar333 Plant Powers - zanhar21 Technology Powers - zanhar3.14159 Healing Powers - zanhar2 Magnetic Powers - Explosion Powers - zanhar420 (blaze it also gets this) Flying - zanhar421 Stretching - zanhar212 Jumping - zanhar524 Super Speed - zanhar16 Super Strength - zanhar3 All of the above - zanhar1 (because I need dis to defeat Bloom)

SilentForce "All of the above - zanhar1 (because I need dis to defeat Bloom)" As you wish my master.With all the powers I will give to you,you will be able to defeat Bloom and bring her head back home as a trophy.This glorious day will be forever celebrated as the day on which the Mary Sue finally got what she deserved. But before that will happen,there's still one thing that you need to do.YOU NEED TO PAY ME.In exchange for my services I request 1 billion dollars and a villa.Do we have a deal?

zanhar1 :D Oh boy the one true evil will soon go down! A trophy she will be indeed. I don't even need the praise I just need the satisfaction of knowing that she won't outshine any characters anymore! Brb, I gotta go ask Kuro for another small loan of a billion dollars.

SilentForce Too bad that there are a lot of other characters like Bloom which means that you need to became the"The Mary Sue"serial killer in order to kill them all but don't worry you will be able to do that as well. "Brb, I gotta go ask Kuro for another small loan of a billion dollars." Okay I will be waiting in the shadows*fades away with an evil grin*.

zanhar1 Hey! Gosh dammit we're back to having only one page >:c The Sue Killer...hmm that has a nice ring. But it'll be a hard task with the author bias. *Now I wait for an answer.*

SilentForce "Hey! Gosh dammit we're back to having only one page >:c " Ikr?We were so close on reaching 3 pages and than fanpop decides to do this to us.As a villain you know what should be done.Go and kill their pathetic asses for daring to do this to us. "The Sue Killer...hmm that has a nice ring. But it'll be a hard task with the author bias." You could always threaten the authors to stop writing Mary Sue and Gary Stu or else you will make turn their worthless lives into a living hell MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

zanhar1 We probably would have been on page three by now lol. Or I could just steal their jobs and write up worlds where only the villains win. It'll look like they're gonna lose but then some last minute miracle happens as they win. Just like what the good guys do to them.

SilentForce "Or I could just steal their jobs and write up worlds where only the villains win. It'll look like they're gonna lose but then some last minute miracle happens as they win. Just like what the good guys do to them" This is also a good idea.Please start first with rewriting the ending of Death Note so that Light wins in the end.

zanhar1 *Re-writes the thing* I've only seen a few episodes of Death Note though lol. "I'll take a potato chip...and eat it."

SilentForce The first season of Death Note was awesome but the second season was pretty bad and don't get me started at how stupid the ending was. "I'll take a potato chip...and eat it." One of the best quotes ever :P.I just love that scene.

zanhar1 Yeah I didn't make it through the first season; mostly because I heard that the second season sucked.

Kuro_Hyou666 Here's that small loan of a billion dollars. XDD *Loans the Zanarchy Project a billion dollars*

zanhar1 Oh joy! :'D Silent we can go ahead with the super-powered clones!!!

SilentForce Great.Now I can start with creating the superior zanhar clones.

GDragon612 damn i love this s*** xD

zanhar1 xP Thanks.

Kuro_Hyou666 I like the idea of super-powered clones. By the way, since I loaned you a billion dollars, I may need to borrow a couple of clones to take care of something for me. There's a few people I'd like to see become corpses xP

zanhar1 Alright, just let me know which zanhars you need and the zanarchy will ship them over to you free of charge. xP

Funfums lmao

simpleplan This is so true XD

zanhar1 xP

Kuro_Hyou666 Lol, I forgot to tell you which Zanhars I needed. Dang. Oh well, I guess some people lived to see another day, then xD

zanhar1 Well shucks, there are still a few available for rent. Those that survived the battle against noboobs lmao.

Kuro_Hyou666 Hahaha, in which case, I would like Zanhar 66 and, wait, do you have enough for there to be a Zanhar 666? I may as well stay true to my Fanpop usernames and get those two. Two will be fine. XD

Some Triggers Never Die - Trigger Man Review

posted by Windwakerguy430

So believe it au not, I don’t go out of my way to look for bad games. Unless there’s some weird krisimasi event, I never look at a PS2 game and think, “This looks like a fucking piece of shit. I wanna play that”. No, I usually want to give the games I talk about on here the benefit of the doubt and onyesha them some sort of respect. Be it something that pulls me in au something that intrigues me. Like I didn’t buy Marc Ecko’s Getting Up with the intent of hating it. I bought it because it looked like a fun game and I like the urban setting. It only happened to be a pile of trash. But...

The Weeknd - Faith (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh

Light a blunt up with the flame
Put that cocaine on a plate
Molly with the purple rain
'Cause I Lost my faith
So I cut away the pain, uh
Got it swimming in my veins
Now my mind is outta place, yeah, uh
'Cause I Lost my faith

And I feel everything
I feel everything from my body to my soul
No, no
Well, I feel everything
When I'm coming down is the most I feel alone
No, no

I've been sober for a year, now it's time for me
To go back to my old ways, don't wewe cry for me
Thought I'd be a better man, but I lied to me and to you

I take half a Xan' and I still stay awake...

4-Non Blondes - What's Up? (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

25 years and my life is still
Tryin' to get up that great big kilima of hope
For a destination

I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means

And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out what's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the juu of my lungs
"What's going on?"

And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I alisema "Hey, a-what's going on?"
And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I alisema "Hey, a-what's going on?"

Ooh,...

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy onyesha that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank wewe everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank wewe very much....

The Nut House Episode 22

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. wewe can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 22: Wayne's Invention

Wayne was sitting on his front porch when he saw Parker arrive in his Packard, followed kwa Kevin in his truck, and Liam in a Buick.

Wayne: Perfect. Right on time.
Kevin: *Walks with Liam, and Parker towards Wayne*
Liam: Good morning.
Parker: What did...

The Weeknd - In Your Eyes (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Ooh yeah

I just pretend
That i'm in the dark
And i don't regret
'Cause my moyo can't
Take a loss

I'd rather be
so oblivious
I'd rather be
with you

When it's said, when it's done, yeah
I don't ever wanna know
I can tell what you've done, yeah
When i look at you

In your eyes
I see there's something burning inside you
Oh, inside you
In your eyes
I know it hurts to smile, but wewe try to
Oh, wewe try to
You always try to hide the pain
You always know just what to say
I always look the other way
I'm blind, i'm blind
In your eyes
You lie, but i don't let it define you
Oh, define you

I try to find love
In someone else
too many...

The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Yeah

I've been tryna call
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe wewe can onyesha me how to love
Maybe

I'm goin' through withdrawals
You don't even have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch
Baby

I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty (Oh)
No one's around to judge me (Oh)
I can't see clearly when you're go-o-one

I said, oooooooh
I'm blinded kwa the lights
No, i can't sleep until i feel your touch
I said, oooooooh
I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when i'm like this,
you're the one i trust

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

I'm running outta time
'Cause i can see the sun light up the sky
So i hit the road in overdrive
Baby

O-o-o-o-oh...

Johnny Lightning Episode 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In the United Kingdom, a dark green Jaguar F-Type was chasing a Toyota Tundra.

British Agent: *Driving the F-Type* Goal Keeper, this is Chelsea. I'm in pursuit of the bandits.
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picha from my trip🍃 JetBlack

posted by Nuri__

wewe guys having a good time?

I had the most unforgettable trip of my life, man it was amazing.
I know I took long to come back still not done yet one zaidi week probably xD

The most tiring trip of my life because it was with my family,so stressful 🥱 neverending action XD on road,camping,shopping,sightseeing, also got sick but it was just for three days^^ then there was some difficulties dealing with my grandpa because he was the slowest person when he gets out to go to the toilet it literally takes him 15 dakika to come back to the car XD wasted so much time of my life almso Lost my temper but things went great :)

I got a new look too! sliver/black hair kinda look like Kakashi now lol xD jk I dont.

Sorry I can't reply to anyone right now^^

Have some of my breathtaking upigaji picha shots, enjoy!
I will make sure to continue the ikoni contest when I have free time soon.

Don't ask!! just accept it XD

Rain 😎

Marafiki of fanpop are with me on mountain juu XD

Friends of fanpop are with me on mountain top XD

Proud to be a photographer^^

Amazing clouds.

My coffee relaxing on a tree XD

New look XD

Give Her The Dick

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Source: Know your meme

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The Man Who Shot 50 Cent - PaRappa the Rapper 2 (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Guys, I’m about to give a hot take for wewe all…. I do not care for PaRappa the Rapper on Playstation 1. Now I am fully aware that is a crime against humanity, but I do like aspects of it. I upendo the style of it for a PS1 game, I enjoy the character designs, and I think the muziki is pretty funky. But a lot of my problems with the game are from the gameplay feeling pretty rough and unfair at times. There are many times where I am pretty sure I hit the button at the right time, and not only does it sound awkward coming out of PaRappa as delayed as it sounds, but the game still counts it as...

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posted by Windwakerguy430

So Marc Ecko, fashion designer, entrepreneur and a lot of other things that I do not know. I am not familiar with this man, and I’ve never seen any of his works. But I am familiar with his one time video game directorial debut. Wanting to create a game all about hip hop and graffiti, Marc Ecko’s Getting Up: Content’s Under Pressure was born. The game was published kwa Atari, the kings of the bargain bin, and developed kwa The Collective, responsible for creating a lot of licensed games before merging with Shiny Entertainment to become Double Helix Games, which would later go on to be bought...

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Too long for a ukuta post.. So .......

posted by Canada24

I noticed some very sad things if wewe replay the first Red Dead after the prequel..

1: Jack's uchungu, chungu line "teach me and your just run away again au something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole mwaka when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.

2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill au capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.

3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man kwa this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.

4: If wewe have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..

5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..

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posted by Windwakerguy430

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posted by whatsupbugs

Warning: This makala is very repetitive and silly.

He-Man: "I have the power!"
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Robert De Niro: "Are wewe talking to me?" (The Kool-Aid Man remains silent.)
Robert De Niro: "Are wewe talking to me?" (No response)
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Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Queen Elsa: "The cold never bothered me anyways."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Batman: "I want wewe to tell all your Marafiki about me. I'm Batman."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Lex Luthor: "Nobody wants war. I just want to keep...

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posted by Windwakerguy430

Back in the good old days of the early 2000s, skateboarding was a big deal. It was hard to not hear a bunch of kids going around the city blasting Green siku as they were doing ollie over school stairs, which was the style at the time. Nowadays, skateboarding is kind of a dead medium and skateparks have become as ancient as the pyramids of Egypt. I was always amazed kwa the style of skateboarding ever since I played Tony Hawk. And today’s game… has absolutely nothing to do with any of the Tony Hawk games. No, instead we’re heading to the far off lands to the east. That’s right, a Japanese...

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posted by Windwakerguy430

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An old Nightmare on Elms mitaani, mtaa spoof I made

posted by Canada24

Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored kwa a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

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But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized glove, glovu weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told wewe if wewe keep falling asleep, their gonna kick wewe outta here"...

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posted by Windwakerguy430

The mwaka is 2013. Fresh off of the threat of the end of the world in 2012, the political climate is getting pretty hot, and Adam Sandler graced the world with Grown Ups 2. Truly a horrible time to be alive. But hey, at least we got Pacific Rim. That was a good movie. But worst of all, cartoons on TV were fucking lame. Nothing of interest was on, and it didn’t help that Adventure Time was on Season 6 and Gumball on Season 3, which were both just… ugh, a mess. Hell man, even Regular onyesha had it’s issues. But then comes a new challenger, Rebecca Sugar, with her own cartoon. A cartoon that...

The Nut House Episode 19

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. wewe can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 19: Labor Day

Kevin and Liam were planning a special trip to celebrate Labor Day.

Liam: Where should we go?
Kevin: I'd like to try somewhere north for a change. A few Marafiki at work recommended Boston.
Liam: That's a good idea. Ooh, how about Cape Cod? There's a nice...