So I wrote this because I have no life and I would like to have one. And if you're like me, welcome. While I teach wewe what to do in your spare time (or all the time, if you, like me, have no life), I'll be teaching myself, too. So really, I'm killing two birds with one stone here. Yay.
TEN THINGS TO DO IF wewe HAVE NO LIFE
1. Get a life
It's exactly what it means.
2. Get another life
This doesn't make sense but if wewe have no life, wewe know it does.
3. Eat Ben and Jerry's
Because, why not?
4. Don't do your homework
Because if wewe do it, you'll have a life. And if wewe have a life, then wewe wouldn't be looking up what to do when wewe don't have one. So don't do it and look up makala on what to do when wewe have no life.
5. Clean up your room
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN LIVE IN DIRTY ROOMS. CLEAN UP, YA FILTHY ANIMAL. (Ironic coming from the world's biggest packrat LOL I have no life.)
6. Make yourself some cookies
I upendo cookies. The chokoleti chip kind.
7. Play Pokemon Go
Gotta catch 'em aallll!!!
8. Visit your neighbor's neighbor
I don't know what the fuck this means. And if it makes sense, I've never done this and never will hehehe.
9. Go camping
I don't even know anymore. I'm just saying the first thing that comes into my head.
10. Stop kusoma this
Dummy.
TEN THINGS TO DO IF wewe HAVE NO LIFE
1. Get a life
It's exactly what it means.
2. Get another life
This doesn't make sense but if wewe have no life, wewe know it does.
3. Eat Ben and Jerry's
Because, why not?
4. Don't do your homework
Because if wewe do it, you'll have a life. And if wewe have a life, then wewe wouldn't be looking up what to do when wewe don't have one. So don't do it and look up makala on what to do when wewe have no life.
5. Clean up your room
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN LIVE IN DIRTY ROOMS. CLEAN UP, YA FILTHY ANIMAL. (Ironic coming from the world's biggest packrat LOL I have no life.)
6. Make yourself some cookies
I upendo cookies. The chokoleti chip kind.
7. Play Pokemon Go
Gotta catch 'em aallll!!!
8. Visit your neighbor's neighbor
I don't know what the fuck this means. And if it makes sense, I've never done this and never will hehehe.
9. Go camping
I don't even know anymore. I'm just saying the first thing that comes into my head.
10. Stop kusoma this
Dummy.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she aliiba our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she aliiba our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
One fine siku in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing au whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the makala is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing au whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the makala is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my ndoto is flying
It's a ngome in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragoni now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a ngome in the sky
au there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
ndoto is not a crime
Find your ngome in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads wewe to the moon 'cause..."
No one knows where it hides
And my ndoto is flying
It's a ngome in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with dragoni now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a ngome in the sky
au there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
ndoto is not a crime
Find your ngome in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads wewe to the moon 'cause..."
1. they will sing his songs
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name au talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his muziki every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask wewe if wewe have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i upendo justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate au upendo whatever he does even if they hate it au upendo it
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name au talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his muziki every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask wewe if wewe have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i upendo justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate au upendo whatever he does even if they hate it au upendo it