Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This shabiki story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.
Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.
Tyrion walked to her and alisema "How's it going?"
She alisema "Bad and I won't tell wewe why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.
She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.
Jon Snow alisema "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."
She sarcastically alisema "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."
Jon alisema "Sister it's good to see you."
She alisema "I'm not really related to you. Stop pretending like wewe matter." She walked away.
She was tired of the kingdom. She walked away from the kingdom. She wasn't sure where she was going.
20 dakika later she looked around and realized that she didn't know where she was. There was hardly anybody else around. She saw Lancel Lannister.
Sansa alisema "Lance a Lot where am I?"
Lancel alisema "Wherever you're at." Sansa spit on him.
She walked into a mysterious forest. She stared around feeling confused. She alisema "I don't know what I'm doing. Why am I here?"
She noticed that there was a river full of clean and relaxing water in front of her. She alisema "I've been so busy that I haven't bathed this week." She looked around to make sure that nobody else was there. She got undressed and took a bath in the river. She alisema "I finally feel relaxed. I gotta stop stressing out and blaming my stress on others." She was so tired that she started sleeping.
1 saa later she woke up and stopped bathing. She didn't have a towel so she sat around and waited for her to be dry. She heard footsteps and knew that someone was coming. She got dressed and walked away.
After having that relaxed bath she was finally in a good mood. She felt being nice. She found Tyrion Lannister and gave him a flower. Tyrion alisema "What's this for?"
She alisema "I had a weird day, I'm happy now, you're a weird guy, and I like giving out flowers." She hugged Tyrion and walked away. Tyrion was both happy and confused.
The end.
Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.
Tyrion walked to her and alisema "How's it going?"
She alisema "Bad and I won't tell wewe why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.
She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.
Jon Snow alisema "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."
She sarcastically alisema "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."
Jon alisema "Sister it's good to see you."
She alisema "I'm not really related to you. Stop pretending like wewe matter." She walked away.
She was tired of the kingdom. She walked away from the kingdom. She wasn't sure where she was going.
20 dakika later she looked around and realized that she didn't know where she was. There was hardly anybody else around. She saw Lancel Lannister.
Sansa alisema "Lance a Lot where am I?"
Lancel alisema "Wherever you're at." Sansa spit on him.
She walked into a mysterious forest. She stared around feeling confused. She alisema "I don't know what I'm doing. Why am I here?"
She noticed that there was a river full of clean and relaxing water in front of her. She alisema "I've been so busy that I haven't bathed this week." She looked around to make sure that nobody else was there. She got undressed and took a bath in the river. She alisema "I finally feel relaxed. I gotta stop stressing out and blaming my stress on others." She was so tired that she started sleeping.
1 saa later she woke up and stopped bathing. She didn't have a towel so she sat around and waited for her to be dry. She heard footsteps and knew that someone was coming. She got dressed and walked away.
After having that relaxed bath she was finally in a good mood. She felt being nice. She found Tyrion Lannister and gave him a flower. Tyrion alisema "What's this for?"
She alisema "I had a weird day, I'm happy now, you're a weird guy, and I like giving out flowers." She hugged Tyrion and walked away. Tyrion was both happy and confused.
The end.
-if wewe upendo anime and Twilight,
then wewe are going to upendo this!
-They are making an anime series of the saga!
zaidi and zaidi the rumor of an anime Twilight onyesha is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight anime until 2013!
Sent in kwa (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests wewe could try
1: Ask really stupid maswali like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so wewe can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them wewe know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask wewe for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as wewe can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid maswali like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so wewe can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them wewe know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask wewe for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as wewe can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool papa movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST Goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion au something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool papa movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST Goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion au something.. That face image fucked me up..