1. Go to a Miley Cyrus tamasha with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the tamasha and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl au not). Make sure wewe both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez au Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's koti, jacket in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley Cyrus's face and Ren's face (from Ren and Stimpy) and onyesha what wewe got on Disney Channel.

8. hariri a picture of someone on a nued beach, pwani and put Vannesa Hugen's face on. Say that she went with Corbin Bleu, and don't forget to put it on the internet.

9. onyesha the pic to Zac Efron. Make a joke about it with ur fave celebs.

10. Robert Patterson.90 Obsessed Twilight fans.Matt Tuck.50 emo kids. Miley Cyrus's house. Period.

11. Compare Ashely Tisdale to Lindsay from Total Drama Island.

12. Protest against terrible muziki in front of the Disney Channel HQ.

13. Make new episodes of Lizzie McGuire, That's So Raven, The Weekenders, ect. Don't forget to cancel all the new shows!

14. Change Selena Gomez's wardrobe to gothic clothing, and her makeup drawer with emo makeup. See how she shows up to work/school.

15. Call Jake T. Austin "the baby" of Disney channel, and make him wear a bib and suck a pasifire.

16. Make fun of Billy ray Cyrus for being the oldest nyota on Disney Channel, and mention all the other country stars who are fifty times better than him.

17. Call Demi Lovato a posuer for trying to be punk and miserably failing.

18. The Metalica Show, the newest onyesha on Disney!
'Nuff said.

19. Tell Nick Jonas that Honey from Ouran High School Host Club is cuter than him.

20. onyesha a Disney nyota this list

Thanks for reading!!!! (I didn't mean to offend any1, no bad maoni please)