~Personal Information~
-Canada’s birthday is February 11th, 1994, a few days before Valentines.. Not that Valentines siku actually MATTERS.
-His’s real name is Connor, but is sometimes called Cons kwa his friends.. His name Canada24, was originally a inside joke amongst himself, as CANADA24 is his nenosiri for anything that EVER needed a password..
-Connor was born a christian. But he doesn't believe very much in Jesus.. Well, at least not the part about him being the son of God.. But he believes the painful death on the cross.. Humans are animals.
-Connor has both Irish blood, french blood.. Even a little American blood, witch might explain my sadistic humour, and upendo of violence in media.
-Connor can ONLY speak english. He knows no french words.
~Family~
-Connor's father, Eric, works for a secretive origination. Making him a legal spy. But Eric only does the computer stuff with a team he controls.
-Connor currently works under the same place, his mom, Susan, worked her whole entire life. Ciana. He tells people she does human resear
-Connor's first Xbox game ever was Resident Evil 5. He never knew the old ones, so as far as HE was concerned, this was the greatest game ever.
-Connor's first PS3 ever. Was Pirates of the Caribbean. Before, all he knew was the Gamecube, and was blown away kwa the graphics.. Sadly, looking back, the graphics of that game did NOT hold up.
-Connor hated Trevor Phillips the first time. But ironically chose "death wise". But the sekunde time. Connor LOVED Trevor Phillips. But chose to kill him.
-Connor's most hated video game character is Roy Earle from LA Noire.
-Connor has played and beaten GTA 4, Max Payne 3, Call of Duty, Red Dead Redemption, La Noire, and GTA 5, zaidi times than he’d like to admit.
-Connor HATED Dead Rising 1, but LOVED Dead Rising 2.
-Connor’s inayopendelewa Pokemon is.. Nobody. He hates that shit.
-Connor's inayopendelewa Grand Theft Auto characters are Johnny Klebitz, Packie McCreary, and Michael De Santa.
-Connor has played GTA 4 enough times, to know Roman's running joke of constantly asking to go bowling is complete fucking bullshit. Roman NEVER wants to go bowling.. And he's the only one that doesn't bitch, kahaba at wewe if wewe don't call him enough, so Roman is actually the BEST person to hang with..
~Opinions~
-Connor thinks foot ball is the worst sport. and never watches Super Bowls.
-Connor hates anything spicy
-Connor see’s adult mbwa cuter than puppies. But only if wewe trained them to be quite and full of love.
-Connor’s inayopendelewa youtuber is Nostaglia Critic. Even though just about EVERY movie Doug rips on, is Connor's guilty pleasure.
-Connor loves machungwa, chungwa sodas the most.
-Connor sees himself as Hellbent from Planet Dolan.
-Connor loves Freddy Krueger zaidi than Jason Voorhees.
-Connor watched Alpha and Omega, just because had Danny Glover.
-Connor finds Tara Strong a little over rated. But loves her My little Pony, and Fairy Odd Parents..
-Connor hates chokoleti cake.
-Connor hates GAY-HATE, because a friend of his was beaten up in public for it.
-Connor thinks the Assassins Creed games stopped being cool as soon as he started playing Black Flag, and was extremely bored..
-It took Connor the sekunde time of playing to realize Trevor is Canadian.
~Miscellaneous~
... Only for jokes. I'm not a violent person all..
- Stabbed a homeless man for being a homeless man.
-Shoot a baby.. Just because.
-Strangled a shark, "chuck norris" style.
-Bullies Jesus into going on the cross, cause it was better than what Connor was gonna do to him.
-Shot a drug addict he thought was a zombie.
-Shot a man while attending a rally against gun violence.
-Scared voters into voting for Trump.
-Canada’s birthday is February 11th, 1994, a few days before Valentines.. Not that Valentines siku actually MATTERS.
-His’s real name is Connor, but is sometimes called Cons kwa his friends.. His name Canada24, was originally a inside joke amongst himself, as CANADA24 is his nenosiri for anything that EVER needed a password..
-Connor was born a christian. But he doesn't believe very much in Jesus.. Well, at least not the part about him being the son of God.. But he believes the painful death on the cross.. Humans are animals.
-Connor has both Irish blood, french blood.. Even a little American blood, witch might explain my sadistic humour, and upendo of violence in media.
-Connor can ONLY speak english. He knows no french words.
~Family~
-Connor's father, Eric, works for a secretive origination. Making him a legal spy. But Eric only does the computer stuff with a team he controls.
-Connor currently works under the same place, his mom, Susan, worked her whole entire life. Ciana. He tells people she does human resear
-Connor's first Xbox game ever was Resident Evil 5. He never knew the old ones, so as far as HE was concerned, this was the greatest game ever.
-Connor's first PS3 ever. Was Pirates of the Caribbean. Before, all he knew was the Gamecube, and was blown away kwa the graphics.. Sadly, looking back, the graphics of that game did NOT hold up.
-Connor hated Trevor Phillips the first time. But ironically chose "death wise". But the sekunde time. Connor LOVED Trevor Phillips. But chose to kill him.
-Connor's most hated video game character is Roy Earle from LA Noire.
-Connor has played and beaten GTA 4, Max Payne 3, Call of Duty, Red Dead Redemption, La Noire, and GTA 5, zaidi times than he’d like to admit.
-Connor HATED Dead Rising 1, but LOVED Dead Rising 2.
-Connor’s inayopendelewa Pokemon is.. Nobody. He hates that shit.
-Connor's inayopendelewa Grand Theft Auto characters are Johnny Klebitz, Packie McCreary, and Michael De Santa.
-Connor has played GTA 4 enough times, to know Roman's running joke of constantly asking to go bowling is complete fucking bullshit. Roman NEVER wants to go bowling.. And he's the only one that doesn't bitch, kahaba at wewe if wewe don't call him enough, so Roman is actually the BEST person to hang with..
~Opinions~
-Connor thinks foot ball is the worst sport. and never watches Super Bowls.
-Connor hates anything spicy
-Connor see’s adult mbwa cuter than puppies. But only if wewe trained them to be quite and full of love.
-Connor’s inayopendelewa youtuber is Nostaglia Critic. Even though just about EVERY movie Doug rips on, is Connor's guilty pleasure.
-Connor loves machungwa, chungwa sodas the most.
-Connor sees himself as Hellbent from Planet Dolan.
-Connor loves Freddy Krueger zaidi than Jason Voorhees.
-Connor watched Alpha and Omega, just because had Danny Glover.
-Connor finds Tara Strong a little over rated. But loves her My little Pony, and Fairy Odd Parents..
-Connor hates chokoleti cake.
-Connor hates GAY-HATE, because a friend of his was beaten up in public for it.
-Connor thinks the Assassins Creed games stopped being cool as soon as he started playing Black Flag, and was extremely bored..
-It took Connor the sekunde time of playing to realize Trevor is Canadian.
~Miscellaneous~
... Only for jokes. I'm not a violent person all..
- Stabbed a homeless man for being a homeless man.
-Shoot a baby.. Just because.
-Strangled a shark, "chuck norris" style.
-Bullies Jesus into going on the cross, cause it was better than what Connor was gonna do to him.
-Shot a drug addict he thought was a zombie.
-Shot a man while attending a rally against gun violence.
-Scared voters into voting for Trump.
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can futa the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused kwa Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle wewe with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a moyo attack; his moyo lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Salati is a leopard that was adopted kwa the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate wanyama that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became Marafiki with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a puppy at the time.
wewe would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two wanyama connected from the first moment. Now the two wanyama are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!
They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
Kat: wewe spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and wewe know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO upendo AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, wewe stay since wewe live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and wewe know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO upendo AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, wewe stay since wewe live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Yeah,this is the first makala I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 mwaka old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If wewe met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know wewe don't hit when wewe don't get what wewe want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's zaidi but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what wewe think in maoni please:)
O.K I have a 7 mwaka old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If wewe met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know wewe don't hit when wewe don't get what wewe want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's zaidi but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what wewe think in maoni please:)