1. If Lady Gaga is on a date, go up to her tarehe and whisper to him "She wants to take a ride on youre disco stick."
2. Visit your inayopendelewa celeb... and bring flowers.
3. Follow Angelina Jolie and/or Brad Pitt around asking maswali like "How are wewe and Bradd/Angelina? Any problems going on?" and then take out a notebook and a pen.
4. Papparazi-for-a-day. Take as many pictures as wewe can, and then make up your own story to go with the pictures. Try to put them on a gossip magazine.
5. Go to an exclusive club.
6. Rent a mansion with over 80 rooms and a giant pool. Rent a red convertible, kubadilishwa to go along with it. Ride your convertible, kubadilishwa with sunglasses, turn on the radio, and say "Oh yeah."
7. Get so drunk that wewe don't even know your name.
8. Eat a cake with bacon in it.
9. Attend a movie premiere.
10. Go to the beach, pwani wearing a sexy bathing suit. Who cares about your figure au how wewe look like, go out there!
2. Visit your inayopendelewa celeb... and bring flowers.
3. Follow Angelina Jolie and/or Brad Pitt around asking maswali like "How are wewe and Bradd/Angelina? Any problems going on?" and then take out a notebook and a pen.
4. Papparazi-for-a-day. Take as many pictures as wewe can, and then make up your own story to go with the pictures. Try to put them on a gossip magazine.
5. Go to an exclusive club.
6. Rent a mansion with over 80 rooms and a giant pool. Rent a red convertible, kubadilishwa to go along with it. Ride your convertible, kubadilishwa with sunglasses, turn on the radio, and say "Oh yeah."
7. Get so drunk that wewe don't even know your name.
8. Eat a cake with bacon in it.
9. Attend a movie premiere.
10. Go to the beach, pwani wearing a sexy bathing suit. Who cares about your figure au how wewe look like, go out there!
--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never alisema wewe NEED a nose job. I just alisema it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could wewe excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have aliyopewa someone like wewe a sekunde look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I tarehe just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never alisema wewe NEED a nose job. I just alisema it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could wewe excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have aliyopewa someone like wewe a sekunde look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I tarehe just won't be as smart as I am.
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Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered kwa our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 sekunde (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call wewe forth.
Hoping wewe are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered kwa our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 sekunde (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call wewe forth.
Hoping wewe are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's muziki teacher once alisema of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school mpira wa kikapu team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a mwezi and dropped out forever.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's muziki teacher once alisema of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school mpira wa kikapu team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a mwezi and dropped out forever.
There are immortal stories on lovers and immortal nukuu on love. Even in the stories that ended in tragedy, upendo has never failed but only the lovers have. They stand evergreen and are suitable for all ages of time, whatever is the advancement in technology and science. They are suitable.
