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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards kwa an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Episode 9: zaidi Monkey Business

Narrator: The City of Townsville........uh, why isn't anything happening?
Mojo Jojo: *Inside a robot walking through the middle of a street*
Narrator: Oh, there we go.
Powerpuff Girls: *Flying towards Mojo Jojo*
Narrator: And here come our trio of crime fighters. Yeah!

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Mojo Jojo: Oh great. Those Powerpuff Girls. What am I worried about? I got excellent defense systems, and plenty of missiles.
Bubbles: Blossom, he's about to attack.
Blossom: Not if we have anything to say about it.
Buttercup: Hit 'em with your laser vision!

Once they used their laser vision to hit the missiles, Mojo's robot fell backwards.

Bubbles: Haha! We got him!
Blossom: But it's not over yet. That thing is still mobile.
Mojo Jojo: *Gets the robot back on it's feet, and uses the right arm to grab Blossom*
Blossom: Ah!! He got me! Save yourselves girls!
Bubbles: No!
Buttercup: We won't let him hurt you!! *Pulls off the arm, and frees Blossom*
Blossom: Phew. Thanks Buttercup.
Mojo Jojo: *Hits a red button*

A 35 millimeter kanuni, cannon popped up on the juu of the robot.

Buttercup: Uh oh.
Bubbles: I have an idea. Let's make him lose control.
Blossom: Right. Fly around him as fast as wewe can!
Narrator: Ah, I see what Bubbles and Blossom have planned for Mojo. They're going to make Mojo spin around in mid-air at a speed so fast, that he can't control the robot.
Mojo: *Watching the girls fly around him in a circle* Stand still!! *Making the kanuni, cannon spin to the left, following the girls*
Blossom: *Flying in a mduara, duara with Bubbles and Buttercup*
Mojo: Lock onto them wewe stupid cannon!!
Bubbles: We're not going fast enough.
Buttercup: Push yourselves to the limit!

The three girls started to go even faster. So fast in fact, that they started to become pink, blue, and green blurs.

Mojo's robot started to spin around, and he couldn't control it.

Mojo: Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Slowly going airborne*
Blossom: It's working!
Buttercup: Haha!!
Bubbles: And for the grand finale... *Kicks the robot out of Townsville*
Mojo: Curses!!!!

Stop the song

Bubbles: We kicked his butt!
Blossom: wewe did, literally.
Bubbles: *Laughs*

Narrator: Meanwhile at Town Hall.
Mayor: *Signing papers*
Ms. Bellum: *Walks into the office*
Mayor: Ah, hello Ms. Bellum. It's been a while since I've seen you.
Ms. Bellum: The girls are here to see wewe sir.
Mayor: Oh cool! But, why are they here?
Ms. Bellum: wewe told them to see wewe after they defeated Mojo Jojo.
Mayor: Ah, correct.

Blossom flew in with Bubbles, and Buttercup.

Mayor: I am very proud of wewe girls. As a reward for your hard work, I want to present wewe with these. *Holding out medals*

Each medal was gold, and had a picture of the three girls on the front. Blossom's had a pink ribbon to wear around her neck. Bubbles had her medal with a blue ribbon, and Buttercup's had green.

Blossom: *Puts on her medal* Aw sweet!
Bubbles: *Puts on her medal* Yippee!!!
Buttercup: *Puts on her medal* Not bad.
Narrator: Meanwhile outside of Townsville.
Mojo Jojo: *Looking through a telescope as he sees Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup flying nyumbani with their medals* Curses! They got medali for kicking me out of Townsville!! They think I'm gone for good though, and I will surprise everyone with a new robot! Once I finish it of course. Along with coming up with plans to build one, and acquiring the necessary parts needed to build it.

Back at home.

Professor Utonium: I'm so proud of wewe girls. wewe got dhahabu medali for kicking Mojo Jojo out of town.
Blossom: It's all because of teamwork.
Bubbles: And super speed.
Buttercup: And super strength.
Professor Utonium: Well there's no doubt that wewe three have all of those, and know the importance of teamwork.
Blossom: Yes.
Bubbles: We.
Buttercup: Do.
Bubbles: It's been a long time since we completed sentences like that.
Blossom: *Laughs*
Buttercup: Let's go upstairs, and play.
Professor Utonium: *Watches the girls fly to their rooms* Ah, I knew those three would be good for this town. *Grabs a newspaper, and smokes a pipe as he sits down on a couch*

Mojo Jojo was examining a new robot he built.

Mojo Jojo: Yes. This will do nicely in defeating the Powerpuff Girls. Once, and for all.
Narrator: inayofuata morning in the City of Townsville.
Blossom: *Flying with Bubbles and Buttercup*

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Mojo Jojo: *Appears in a new robot, with twin cannons, and rocket launchers on juu of the cannons*
Bubbles: He's back at it again.
Buttercup: He's got bigger guns.
Blossom: It won't help him. We'll stop him the same way we did last time.
Mojo Jojo: *Shoots rockets*
Bubbles: If we can dodge those missiles.
Mojo Jojo: Hahahahaha! They're locked onto your oversized heads!
Blossom: Take evasive action! *Flies away*
Bubbles: *Goes left*
Buttercup: *Goes right*
Mojo Jojo: Where did they go?

They started flying straight towards him.

Mojo Jojo: wewe want more? Go ahead! *Launches three zaidi missiles*
Blossom: *Pulls up with Bubbles, and Buttercup*

The missiles chasing them hit the ones that Mojo just launched. A big explosion occurred.

Mojo Jojo: *Falls down. His robot is in pieces*

Stop the song

Blossom: *Lands with Bubbles, and Buttercup*
Bubbles: All power. No defense.
Buttercup: Do wewe ever, ever, learn?
Blossom: Let's lock him up.
Narrator: Haha! That was great. I loved every single part of it! So once again, today is saved. Thanks to....

Song (Start at 0:31): link

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the Narrator, and the mayor
Roger L. Jackson as Mojo Jojo
Jennifer Martin as Ms. Bellum
Tom Kane as Professor Utonium

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from July 7, 2017
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1- eye contact , if wewe notice him staring a lot at wewe ..like zaidi than 5 times in the same siku .(unless wewe got a stain on your shirt)
2- if wewe and him were in the same area , he would be with wewe in every where wewe walk to ( like a party au a tamasha ..etc)
3- he would sit inayofuata to wewe in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream au laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to wewe hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if wewe drop something , he would be the first to get it for...
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posted by simpleplan
1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, wewe answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, wewe answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, wewe answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, wewe say “is that so?”
5. If wewe so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher wewe did not turn in your homework because wewe were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...
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posted by smileypop9
1.When wewe walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a baridi that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up orodha is on my dawati for the part wewe would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up orodha on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When wewe sleep over never boss me around in kitanda unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If wewe don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” au “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If wewe want sex, just ask. (In case wewe didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with zaidi than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are wewe busy?" au "Are wewe doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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I got bored, so here wewe go.


1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here kwa my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...
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1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes wewe make me so mad i wanna throw wewe in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style wewe wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally...
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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at wewe trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but wewe my friend!! yes you!! wewe CAN KISS MY ASS*******

If wewe didn't have feet wewe wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do wewe wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for wewe %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...
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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make wewe tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are wewe remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with wewe when you're with your friends.

Keep reading...

11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves wewe more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her Marafiki say i upendo her zaidi than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
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I never thought I would be doing a orodha like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this orodha with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please maoni but be polite. Also, always maoni because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...
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42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary Marafiki that wewe talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...
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posted by CoaxochYJ
My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome Marafiki and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time wewe read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though wewe may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't upendo you, my love.

I loved wewe with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....
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posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar wewe grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something au someone

3. Go up to a bila mpangilio person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki bila mpangilio noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a kisima, chemchemi run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to wewe in public about the...
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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask wewe say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing shati sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...
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posted by fencingrocks
No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If wewe want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...
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posted by Lady10358
Found this on Google
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS au If wewe find a shati store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the chakula court and go to a fast chakula place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a meza, jedwali imba elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as wewe can "I upendo THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT siku AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until wewe see an old lady/guy...
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1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog chakula is a beautiful thing to watch when wewe are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when wewe sleeeeeep.

13. Bye alisema Santa while eating Blitzen.
just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped kwa terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds aliiba it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket aliiba it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall ukuta and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 sekunde and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....
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posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten dakika intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people wewe can get to jiunge in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department kwa sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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