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#1: NIKO BELLIC:
Niko is very protective of his family and loved ones, particularly his cousin Roman, whom Niko constantly has to worry about due to his gambling habit. Roman has an indiscrete nature of frequently getting the pair into trouble. He is withdrawn among strangers, but has good manners, and shows a softer side with upendo interests like Kate McReary and Michelle. That said, the horrors of war, both witnessed and perpetrated kwa Niko, have aliyopewa him a great sense of guilt, and an ambivalence about the value of human life — he warns away pursuers and expresses regret over his past violence, but also feels that killing is all that he can do, readily taking on jobs which necessarily involve murder. Niko is prone to violence after being angered and he has an explosive temper when he is betrayed, manipulated, au his loyalty is questioned, but he is also quick to help the defenseless and unfortunate, even those he merely meets in passing; he apparently possesses a sense of idealism which was wounded kwa his wartime experiences. Unfortunately, such a mgawanyiko, baidisha attitude leads to hypocrisy — Niko, for example, appears to genuinely sympathize with the McRearys' grief over the demise of one of their brothers (either Derrick McReary au Francis McReary), despite having secretly committed that murder himself. This makes it highly possible that Niko is a pessimist..


#2: LUIZ LOPEZ:
Luis is a person who normally keeps his emotions in check, rarely demonstrating his feelings. Despite this, Luis does care for his mother and Marafiki as he was visually struggling to keep his anger toward Mr. Santo from exploding after he started insulting Luiz's mother. And when Mr Santo angrily says he'll kill Luiz's mom if wewe disobey the mission orders. Luiz kills him almost immediately after, despite his mother not excatly being the most appricative.


#3: DWAYNE FORG:
Despite being a drug dealer, Dwayne often shows signs of extreme kindness and altruism, especially to those closest to him. While incarcerated he pulled favors to make sure that his girlfriend on the outside was looked after and taken care of, even going as far to lavish her with cars and apartments and bank accounts. Dwayne took in Playboy X and served as a father figure to him, teaching him how to sell drugs and helping him build a criminal empire. If Niko chooses to kill Playboy X, Dwayne shows genuine sadness over his death, lamenting that he was "a good kid back in the day"..


#4: ROMAN BELLIC:
I know, I know.. But hear me out.
Roman mainly appears to be concerned zaidi about making money, possibly being zaidi desperate to prosper than any of the other characters, which has led him building a bad reputation in the city for his gambling addiction, of which he is constantly reminded kwa Niko. Despite his upendo of money and his problems, he cares a lot about his Marafiki and family, and is sometimes annoyed at Niko's affiliation with organized crime. Out of all the characters, Roman appears to be the least interested in organized crime, as he only wishes to earn money and live the "American Dream."

Roman understands that Niko is unable to find regular work, and does not trouble him about his life as a criminal, but instead tells him to be careful.



#5: FRANKLIN CLINTON:
Michael has a very short temper, and Trevor is a violent psychopath. Franklin is the only sane one. And he is forced to act as the peacekeeper between Michael and Trevor when they get into an argument. .



#6: DAVE NORTON:
He essentially schemed together with Michael to make himself rich and famous (and give Michael a clean slate), but that's really as far as his corruption goes. Otherwise he's mostly an honest, decent guy..



#7: KATE MCCREARY:
She's one of the few characters in the game—heck, the GTA series as a whole—to not have any criminal record at all. If she dies at the end of the game, it invokes this trope, especially when Packie tearfully calls wewe after the credits.



#8: JOHNNY KLEBITZ:
He shows some hesitation about killing people whom he thinks deserve it. However, he also has his about killing. He is reluctant to kill Brian Jeremy and Billy Grey because he considered them as his Marafiki in the past. He also asks Elizabeta if killing so many people is really necessary. Overall, Johnny's attitude about murder seems to be that he is capable of doing so in cold blood but belives that the murder should be justified.



#9: JIM FITZGERALD:
He and Johnny are the only Lost MC Members who realize how stupid gang war is. They're also the only ones who speak up, and stand up to Billy, who's just a borderline psychopath..



#9: ANGUS MARTIN:
Unlike the rest of The Lost, he finds the concept of Honor Among Thieves utterly laughable. He is eventually proven right when a Civil War causes the chapter to disband. At the end of the game, he advises Johnny to "end the charade that this gang meant anything."

It's unknown if he cares au even knows, but after Trevor Philips' slaughter of the Lost in Blaine County, he is the last remaining member of the Alderney Chapter.
Ok I noticed a lot of makala about things guys should know about girls. Well half that stuff would make tomboys/skaters like me ngumi, punch themselves. Well here's some bila mpangilio useful stuff
1) do not ever call us "cute" names in front of our friends. Like calling us babe au something is ok, but think about what we can't call wewe kwa your friends.

2) if we're your best Marafiki and wewe go out with a hyper girly girl, we only pretend to be happy for you.

3) if wewe go out with another tomboy au skater au emo, there's a good chance we are happy for you, but we secretly want wewe zaidi than wewe know.

4) we don't...
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A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead au alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
wewe can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong au right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
wewe can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
wewe can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
posted by Irk_Invader_Eve
AGONY
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced kwa the distant thunder of a war
or the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries wewe invite me in
I am the betrayal wewe could not have seen
The killer wewe thought wewe knew
One siku I will be your mother au your...
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These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to wewe as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If wewe are the phone company, I already sent the money. If wewe are my parents, please send money. If wewe are my financial aid institution, wewe didn't lend me enough money. If wewe are my friends, wewe owe me money. If wewe are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....
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This is my juu 14 fave sayings and nukuu :) Enjoy xx

14. wewe got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when blackberry and apple where just matunda -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in upendo when wewe cant fall...
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Snowfall_______________________________________________________
People Key
Apolla=Goku Gaden=Vegeta Kelvin=Piccolo Leonzio=Yamcha Pablo=Dende Yajira=Bulma
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~~ =Memories
The snow, it glittered like delicate diamonds against the night sky. The ocean, it roared like an ever persistent beast unable to rest, crashing in waves upon waves against the rock. And the sky, oh the sky. It was grey with its predominant clouds rolling and turning, ever in their turmoil. But yet, the snow, it continued to fall and it remained pure and fragile.

"Apolla."...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two dakika later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if wewe are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when wewe get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by dizzydiscgirl
Hi peeps, I just had an idea so I made a spur of the moment article!!!
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the maoni box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!

Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who




Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg



Just filling up space so the makala will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
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hujambo everyone, I just joined.

I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the mwandishi of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope wewe like it.


Three things are certain: 
Death, taxes, and Lost data. 
Guess which has occurred.

Everything is gone; 
Your life's work has been destroyed. 
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

The code was willing, 
It considered your request, 
But the chips were weak. 

Windows NT crashed. 
I am the Blue Screen of Death. 
No one hears your screams. 

Errors have occurred. 
We won't tell wewe where au why. 
Lazy...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One siku there was a little girl called Emily She had a toy doll the doll seemed so normal but with one exception it was missing a finger one night before Emily went to kitanda she sat the doll above the fireplace and went to bed.

Emily was fast asleep but then "Emily im in the lounge room coming to get you" Emily thought she was dreaming so she ignored it but then "Emily im on the staircase coming to get you" Emily hid under the covers,

Everything was quiet but then "Emily im in the hall way coming to get you" Each time the voice spoke it got louder Emily was very scared and then "Emily im at your...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Coffee can reduce the risk of skin cancer.
Ancient Rome is now a micronation
No matter what your language teacher tells you, short sentences are important in uandishi and are not mistakes au bad.
Sealand now has eight official citizens
Ice cream is Italian food
Fortune kuki, vidakuzi are Japanese, not Chinese
Hatsune Miku was NOT the first Vocaloid, Leon and Lola were
Thunder is a natural sonic boom
The speed of sound is 330 miles per second
Infrared light was first used in WWII
Schrödinger's Cat is a physics paradox
Weak force is a billion trillion trillion times stronger than gravity
People are actually obsessed...
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posted by littleangel0520
1)
'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only kwa preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
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2)
'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
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3)
'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
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4)
'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
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5)
The government of people, kwa the people, for the people shall...
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1. When a twilight shabiki says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all maswali about twilight that wewe can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book ripoti on the most boring vitabu of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that wewe hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible mwandishi and her vitabu make want to poke...
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posted by energizerbunny
5. Avril Lavigne

Not a shabiki but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a shabiki but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!


Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys au something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball au swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, alisema as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry muziki videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time inayopendelewa fast chakula restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out au dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...
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posted by ilovetowrite
How do wewe find motivation to exercise when wewe just don’t feel like getting off your butt? I ask myself this swali every now and then, and I have the feeling I’m not the only one.

A few weeks ago, I wrote 4 Simple Steps to Start the Exercise Habit… and the fourth and final step was to add motivation as needed until the habit sticks. This post is to help wewe with that fourth step.

There are a million ways to motivate yourself to exercise, actually, but these are a few that have worked for me. And trust me, I’ve had days when I’ve struggled with exercise. Most recently, the things...
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posted by jbiebs4evajb17
1... ask Ur teacher if u can sharpen your pen(and onyesha your pen to them)
2... when taking attendance say here for every one.
3... when taking attendance.. tell the teacher that they alisema your name wrong and say ur name different every time.
4.. raise your hand to ask a swali and say some thing bila mpangilio like.. i like cheese... au carrots are pink... au say something obvious,,etc,,
5... raise your hand when the teacher calls Ur name say what then they say u had Ur hand up and u say no i didn't..
6... ask your teacher if u can have a bath room pass when they give it to u say never mind im all better...
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posted by katetekiku
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy wewe get on the middle of the floor.

2.Fill a sock with pennies, and then demand all of the chakula using the money in the sock.

3.Run through the waiting lines.

4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.

5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"

6.Give a burnt french fry to a bila mpangilio person across the room.

7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos au baked beans.

8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.

9.Chew as loud as wewe can so everyone can hear.

10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little kondoo, mwana-kondoo at the juu of your lungs.

11.Eat another person's chakula when they aren't looking.

12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about bila mpangilio things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!

13.Rap your meal at the counter.
posted by -Wednesday-
u wudnt know if there was mkate on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is mkate on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the mkate is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and au eat the mkate that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the mkate off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the mkate that is on yer head so u can on living without mkate on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the mkate that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating mkate it is so if i tell u that there is mkate on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of mkate on yer head