Welcome of my Halloween inspired movie reviews.
I been kusoma many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his Halloween review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..
Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villain s.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the sinema became worse and worse.. Even after Halloween H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.. He sadly was.. Least the Freddy sinema are fun about it though, with Freddy becoming zaidi and zaidi of a troll..
Anyway, this, completely misunderstood, movie is about about the true intentions of Silver Shamrock, and it's song. Which I promise will be stuck in your head kwa the end of the film..
It's defiantly not as spooky as the first. Maybe not at all. But it's still kinda creepy.
The main villain is "flex affably evil". He has a "different" kinda mask.. A smile. A false upendo for childrun.. Its revealed what his TRUE motive is.. That when childrun wear the masks he gives them and watch the commerical, it triggers a clip on the mask, and posions the child wearing it. And the mask than unleashes snakes and shit, which assumably would kill the parents.
And he does it simply because it "amuses him".. Also because he wants to bring back the darker aspects of Halloween.. But mostly because "mass murder is hilarious".
A large point to this movie is the boldness of the ending.. In the awali movies, Michael was 'killed' at the end of each of his rampages. Here? The bad guy is stopped and yet he still wins, with Challis's harrowing scream telling us that a lot of people are going to die that Halloween. Naturally, not awesome in the sense that thousands of children will probably die, but most horror films end with the threat over; Halloween III doesn't.
So.. I give this movie 4 out of 5. Grab some friends, and watch this for a Halloween movie.. wewe hopefully will not be disappointed..
HAPPY HAPPY HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN! HAPPY HAPPY HALLOWEEN, SILVER SHAMROCK!
I been kusoma many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his Halloween review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..
Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villain s.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the sinema became worse and worse.. Even after Halloween H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.. He sadly was.. Least the Freddy sinema are fun about it though, with Freddy becoming zaidi and zaidi of a troll..
Anyway, this, completely misunderstood, movie is about about the true intentions of Silver Shamrock, and it's song. Which I promise will be stuck in your head kwa the end of the film..
It's defiantly not as spooky as the first. Maybe not at all. But it's still kinda creepy.
The main villain is "flex affably evil". He has a "different" kinda mask.. A smile. A false upendo for childrun.. Its revealed what his TRUE motive is.. That when childrun wear the masks he gives them and watch the commerical, it triggers a clip on the mask, and posions the child wearing it. And the mask than unleashes snakes and shit, which assumably would kill the parents.
And he does it simply because it "amuses him".. Also because he wants to bring back the darker aspects of Halloween.. But mostly because "mass murder is hilarious".
A large point to this movie is the boldness of the ending.. In the awali movies, Michael was 'killed' at the end of each of his rampages. Here? The bad guy is stopped and yet he still wins, with Challis's harrowing scream telling us that a lot of people are going to die that Halloween. Naturally, not awesome in the sense that thousands of children will probably die, but most horror films end with the threat over; Halloween III doesn't.
So.. I give this movie 4 out of 5. Grab some friends, and watch this for a Halloween movie.. wewe hopefully will not be disappointed..
HAPPY HAPPY HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN! HAPPY HAPPY HALLOWEEN, SILVER SHAMROCK!
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the inayofuata on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't wewe take a kiti, kiti cha and I will get wewe something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some chakula with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the orodha and removed his name from the juu of the orodha and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he alisema to the guy, "Because wewe have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the orodha ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much wewe try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the inayofuata on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't wewe take a kiti, kiti cha and I will get wewe something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some chakula with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the orodha and removed his name from the juu of the orodha and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he alisema to the guy, "Because wewe have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the orodha ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much wewe try!!
A stoner called the moto department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"
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I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D
I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)
I am me again. I upendo and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of wewe for the rest of my life :)
I upendo wewe all! Have a beautiful, wonderful siku :D