Holiday Inn, Charlestown South Carolina
Three women arrived in a Chevrolet Cruze. Two were sitting up front, while one was in the back seat.
Cara: *Gets out of the car with Edith* We'll be right back. We need to get something important.
Edith: Leave the engine running.
Charlotte: *Nods. She watches the women walk into the hotel, then picks up her phone to talk to her mother*
Mom: Hello?
Charlotte: Hi Mom, charlotte here.
Mom: How are wewe doing?
Charlotte: Good. I made a couple of new friends, and I just became a member of this group called Social Justice Warriors.
Mom: Congratulations darling. I need to get back to work, but thanks for calling. Good luck, and I'll see wewe soon.
Charlotte: kwa mom. I upendo you. *Hangs up*
Soon, an alarm went off. Both Edith, and Cara arrived with bags full of money.
Charlotte: *Waits for her Marafiki to get in, then floors it*
Security Guard: *Runs out of the hotel* All units, suspects are in a silver Chevy, heading east across the Ashley River.
Song: link
Two Taurus's had a roadblock in front of the Cruze.
Edith: wewe need to lose them.
Charlotte: Don't worry. Watch this. *Hits a button, and leans the car on the left side. She easily makes it between the two cars*
Cop 15: Did wewe see that?! After them! *Drives after the Cruze*
Cop 21: *Following in his Taurus*
Cop 15: They're going too fast. They're not gonna make that turn with front wheel drive.
Charlotte: *Using a touch screen, she turns the drivetrain into rear wheel drive, and drifts to the right, onto another road*
Cop 21: We need back up! They just turned south onto Lockwood Drive!
Cara: You're a fast learner.
Charlotte: How much further until we reach base?
Edith: It's on the other side of town at Concord Street.
Charlotte: *Makes a left turn*
She cut off a Jeep, and a Volvo. Both police cars were going too fast, and crashed into the other two cars.
Cop 15: They're going east again on Wentworth Street.
Charlotte: Well, we should be salama unless-
Cop 17: *Follows them from an intersection in a Dodge Charger*
Charlotte: -another cop spots us.
Edith: We'll take care of 'em. wewe just keep driving.
Cara: *Opens her window, and sticks out an AR15. She shoots the cop several times*
Cop: *Crashes into a tree*
Edith: Nice one.
Charlotte: *Turns left on E bay Street, then makes a right turn on Society Street*
Edith: There it us up ahead.
Charlotte: *Drifts as she turns left, then quickly goes to the right*
They were approaching a security booth, but the lady inside waved at the three women.
Guard: Our leader is back. Mission accomplished.
Charlotte: *Stops the car*
They were now in a huge parking lot, used to load cars onto trains.
Charlotte: *Gets out with Edith, and Cara* What did wewe two do?! I thought Social Justice Warriors were about peace, not violence!
Edith: That's the only way we can get equal rights.
Charlotte: We already have equal rights.
Cara: There's a lot of things wewe don't understand, but as I said, you're a fast learner.
Charlotte: Okay.
Cara: Once we get wewe up to speed, we will be unstoppable.
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
JOHNNY LIGHTNING
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his dawati with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Song: link
Langley, West Virginia
Johnny: *Driving his red 1969 Coronet*
Episode 9: Social Justice
Johnny: *Stops at the security booth*
Guard: Go on in Mr. Lightning.
Johnny: *Drives to the parking lot*
Special Guest Stars
Kiley Carbone as Cara Panamara
Hayley Nace as Edith Valden
Carolina Ravassa as charlotte Thorne
Johnny: *Enters the parking garage, and parks inayofuata to a Cadillac*
CIA Agent 39: *Looks at Johnny's Coronet* Nice car.
Johnny: Thanks. *Steps out*
Inside the HQ, Johnny quickly made his way to Commander Kane. The song fades away as he enters his office.
Commander Kane: Johnny.
Johnny: *Sits down* Sir.
Commander Kane: Have wewe heard of the Social Justice Warriors?
Johnny: Yes. They're a group mostly made up of females, and black people who are trying to make things better for themselves, kwa destroying everybody else who doesn't agree with them. There's three different SJW armies. Feminazis, Black Lives Matter, and Millennials.
Commander Kane: We've been aliyopewa a ripoti on several robberies that have occurred in the south. They've gone as far north as Charlestown, and we believe it's the Feminazi's. You're mission is to locate them, and kill them. There's lots of them scattered in the south, but start with Charlestown.
Johnny: Yes sir, that won't be a problem with this. *Pulls out his 1911*
Commander Kane: Your gun looks different.
Johnny: That's because it is different. I got a new version of this classic from Remington. The 1911 R1.
Commander Kane: Congratulations Johnny. I'm also going to give wewe an M14. Mabel has it for wewe in her office.
Johnny: I'll go get it before I leave. Thank wewe sir.
Commander Kane: Good luck.
Johnny: *Leaves Commander Kane's office*
Commander Kane: *Smokes a cigar as he puts his feet on his desk* That boy's the best agent we got.
Edith started talking to Cara in their headquarters.
Edith: We need to get going before someone finds us.
Cara: There's one zaidi heist we need to pull off. We cannot afford to miss it. Two trucks with dhahabu for a depository in Miami are passing through here, and if we pull this off, we'll have trillions of dollars on our hands.
Edith: Shall I inform charlotte about this?
Cara: I'm having her prepared for another assignment in West Virginia. While the Cruze is being repainted, we'll use one of our Toyota's for the dhahabu heist.
Edith: wewe got it boss. Camry, au Avalon?
Cara: Camry. Let charlotte use the Avalon for her assignment. Once we get the gold, we'll meet up with her, and start our inayofuata heist in Bluefield.
Back in Charlestown
Bald Man With Beard: Do wewe have what it takes to be a millennial? Your birth tarehe must be during, au after 1994, and wewe must also have a high opinion of yourself, while overreacting about political correctness.
Johnny: *Walks over to the man* I have no interest in joining, but I do have a friend who's part of the Feminazi's. Where is Cara Panamara?
Bald Man With Beard: She's not here at the moment. She's preparing a heist with some Marafiki to steal gold.
Johnny: I see. When will she be back?
Bald Man With Beard: She didn't say.
Johnny: Mind if I wait inside for her?
Bald Man With Beard: Fine. Have fun with your friend.
Johnny: Thanks. *Walks towards the building, looking at many cars, and autoracks.* They must be stealing these cars from the railroad.
Inside the building
Edith: Cara, the dhahabu is about to pass town. Charlotte's already on her way to Bluefield.
Cara: Let's go.
Johnny: *Close to the entrance*
karakana doors opened as a Toyota Camry drove towards him. Johnny quickly jumped out of the way.
Edith: Who was that?
Cara: Definitely not one of our guys. We'll lose him. *Floors it*
Song: link
Johnny: *Runs after the Toyota, selecting his Dodge Coronet from the watch. He jumps, making his car appear, and quickly starts to chase the two women*
Cara: Where the hell did that come from?
Edith: Who cares?! As wewe said, we'll lose him. wewe better be right.
Cara: I know, don't rush me. *Turns right*
Johnny: *Drifts as he catches up to them*
Edith: We're seriously still going for the gold?!
Cara: I'm not missing out on an fifteen digit payday!
Johnny: *Opens his window, and sticks out his 1911. He fires two bullets, hitting the back of the Camry*
Edith: *Pulls out her AR15* Excuse me. *She gets into the back seat, and breaks the back window. She then returns fire, spraying Johnny's car with bullets*
The two cars were now on Morrison Drive, heading for the truck with the gold.
Cara: There it is! *Applies the handbrakes, and quickly turns around*
Johnny: *Slides his car to a stop, blocking the Camry*
Cara: *Pushes Johnny's car out of the way*
Johnny: *Does a burnout as he turns around to continue chasing the Camry*
Guard: Hey, we got two cars speeding towards us.
Driver: Keep an eye on them.
Guard: *Cocks his M4A1* Will do.
Cara: Open the glove, glovu compartment, and give me my C4.
Edith: *Opens the glove, glovu compartment* Can I get back to killing the intruder?
Cara: Yes.
Johnny: *Shoots Edith*
Rage was quickly building up in Cara when she saw that Edith was shot.
Cara: I'll get wewe inayofuata time bullion. *Throws the C4 at Johnny, and detonates it*
Johnny: *Spins out of control, and crashes into a tree*
Stop the song
Cara: *Picks up a receiver* Girls, we have an enemy on Morrison Drive across the mitaani, mtaa from the Port Authorities. He must die at once, but use caution. The PA must not be alerted.
Johnny: *Climbs out of his car, and hits the red button on his watch. It goes back into the watch, and displays the amount of time necessary to fix the car* 75 minutes. I better get another car while I'm waiting.
A bullet hit the mti behind him. Johnny didn't hesitate to grab his M14, and return moto at the Feminazi's coming at him in Honda's, with MP5's, and an RPG.
Johnny: *Fires two bullets as he runs for cover*
Feminazi's: *Cutting off traffic to park on Johnny's side of the road*
Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone, and fires five bullets*
Femiazi's: *Returning moto with their MP5's*
Johnny: *Shoots three of them, then runs into a house*
Woman: What are wewe doing with that weapon?!
Johnny: Protecting your country! *Shoots two zaidi Feminazi's*
Feminazi 84: *Holding the RPG* I'm ready to moto at your command.
Feminazi 42: There's another woman in there. We can't risk killing her.
Johnny: *Shoots two zaidi Feminazi's*
Feminazi 84: I'm the last one standing. It's you, au me. *Fires a missile*
Johnny: *Shoots the missile, making his target explode*
Woman: Who would be mad enough to try and kill innocent people with a missile?
Johnny: Are wewe a Social Justice Warrior?
Woman: No.
Johnny: Good. Don't jiunge them, and wewe won't end up like those lunatics. *Leaves the house*
Using another car from his watch, Johnny went back to the building where Cara, and Edith were planning their heist. Nobody was around, but the door was unlocked.
Johnny: *Looks at a map* Let's see what we got. *Sees the town Bluefield circled with blue marker* Bluefield West Virginia. Is that why wewe used a blue marker? *Reads a note* In cooperation with Norfolk Southern, we will steal tons of supplies, money, and resources from the many buildings kwa the train yard. Meet charlotte at the gas station. *Uses his phone to tafuta Bluefield on Google Maps. He finds a gas station called Joy chakula Store* Hopefully this is the right place. *Runs out of the building, and uses his watch to spawn his Ford Mustang. He jumps, making his car appear, and drives to Bluefield*
Bluefield, West Virginia. Johnny arrived at Joy chakula Store, and saw charlotte arriving in an Avalon.
Johnny: *Parks near the store*
Charlotte: *Stops inayofuata to Johnny's Mustang*
They both got out of the car at the same time.
Johnny: Good morning.
Charlotte: What's so good about it?
Johnny: It's suppose to be sunny all day.
Charlotte: I can't talk.
Johnny: I wouldn't be so sure about that. *Pulls out his 1911* You're with the SJW's, aren't you?
Charlotte: Who are you?
Johnny: CIA.
Charlotte: Who are you?
Johnny: Johnny Lightning.
Charlotte: I am with the SJW's, but it's not at all what I was expecting.
Johnny: What were wewe expecting?
Charlotte: Something much zaidi peaceful.
Johnny: Well inayofuata time, do your research.
Charlotte: Put the gun away Mr. Lightning. I don't want any trouble.
Johnny: *Puts his gun away* Perhaps we can help each other. I can protect wewe if wewe give me information. The zaidi wewe talk, the zaidi I can help you.
Charlotte: Alright. Let's go to my hotel.
Johnny: *Makes his mustang go into his watch*
Charlotte: What was that?!
Johnny: A new anti theft system.
charlotte had a room at the Bluefield Inn, which wasn't very big, but it was cozy, and clean.
Johnny: *In Charlotte's room* Nice place wewe have here.
Charlotte: Cara Panamara's paying for it since she thinks I'm going to help her with her inayofuata heist.
Johnny: I understand Norfolk Southern is helping them steal things. Which stores are they going to attack?
Charlotte: Everything on Bluefield Avenue, from Dairy Queen to Captain D's.
Johnny: Just on that side of the road? Nothing else?
Charlotte: Nothing else.
Johnny: Do wewe know exactly how many people I'll be fighting?
Charlotte: You're not seriously going alone, are you? There's over 40 people that'll be involved with this heist. I can't remember the exact amount, but wewe need help.
Johnny: Oh yeah?
Charlotte: I'm going to help you. They don't know I'm working with you.
Johnny: I thought wewe alisema wewe didn't want to get involved with any violence.
Charlotte: Those Feminazi's need to pay for what they're doing. Two wrongs don't make a right, but this is where I make an exception.
Johnny: Alright. I have a plan. When do the Feminazi's arrive?
Charlotte: 4 PM, at the gas station.
Johnny: You're suppose to meet them there disguised as an employee, correct?
Charlotte: *Nods*
Johnny: I will meet them there instead. Perhaps that will delay their backup, and make it easier for us to focus on Norfolk Southern. Just in case I want wewe to wait at Captain D's. Work your way west, killing everyone that works for Norfolk Southern, and the Feminazi's. We'll meet up in the middle, at Hardee's.
Charlotte: How are wewe going to destroy the train they're using?
Johnny: I'll steal something. We have seven hours, so I'm going to call my boss, and see if I can get some weapons for you.
Charlotte: Thank you. wewe know something?
Johnny: Yeah?
Charlotte: I really like men. wewe especially. wewe keep everything in good shape for the innocent.
Johnny: *Smiles*
Johnny was waiting with charlotte at her hotel. A care package was going to be dropped off.
Johnny: *Sees a Black Hawk* Here it comes.
Charlotte: What did wewe get me?
Johnny: Body armor with an M4. wewe got a grenade launcher, and an Acog scope.
Charlotte: Thanks.
Johnny: You're welcome. Now let's move. We don't have much time.
Song: link
After dropping charlotte off at Captain D's, Johnny went back to Joy chakula Store. He got himself a uniform as a disguise. When Cara arrived in her Camry, Johnny walked outside to greet her.
Stop the song.
Cara: *Steps out of her car* What are wewe doing here? This is self serve.
Johnny: *Speaking in a Southern accent* I know, I know. Just stretchin' my legs.
Cara: Have we met before?
Johnny: Nope.
Cara: Right. *Opens her gas tank*
Johnny: *Looks at Cara's Camry* Say, that there's a nice lookin' Toyotor.
Cara: Toyotor?
Johnny: *Smiles* Toyotor.
Cara: *Angry* It's pronounced Toyota.
Johnny: Toyotor.
Cara: TOYOTA!!!! Say it with me! TOY-YOTA!!!
Johnny: *Leans towards Cara and whispers* Toyotor.
Cara: Fine. wewe wanna pampu it for me? *Gives Johnny a credit card* Fill it regular.
Johnny: Gladly. *Swipes her card, and gives it back to her*
Cara: I need to make a phone call. Keep a good eye on this for me.
Johnny: Anythin' wewe say. *Putting gas in Cara's car*
Cara: Where the hell is Charlotte? She was supposed to meet me here, and I got a hillbilly instead. *Calling another girl*
Down at Captain D's, charlotte was waiting to hear gunfire.
Charlotte: *Wearing her body armor, and has her gun set up with a bandolier holding eight clips of ammo* Come on Johnny, give me the signal.
Johnny: Who are wewe callin'?
Cara: That's not your concern pal.
Johnny: *Grabs his gun, and shoots Cara's arm, making her drop the phone*
Cara: *Holding her wound*
Johnny: *Picks up the phone, and cancels the call. He then drops the phone, and steps on it*
Cara: wewe bastard!! What kind of gas station attendant are you?!
Johnny: I'm not a gas station attendant. *Points his gun at Cara* I'm CIA. Your Feminazi party will not be robbing anymore people as long as I'm around.
Cara: wewe may have stopped my team, but wewe still need to put up with Norfolk Southern.
Johnny: Oh don't worry. That won't be a problem. *Stops the gas pump, and takes it out of the tank of Cara's car. He then sprays Cara with gas, then puts the pampu back* If wewe even try to stop me, I'll burn wewe alive. *Closes the gas tank on Cara's car* Oh, and in case you're wondering, Charlotte's working for me now. She's not really happy with what you're doing.
Cara: *Puts her hand in her pocket, and grabs a Glock 17*
Johnny: *Shoots Cara*
The bullet ignited the fuel soaking Cara, and she was now on fire.
Johnny: *Watching her scream in pain as he walks away* Have a good siku in hell.
Song: link
Charlotte's signal to start attacking was the sound of Johnny's gun. She heard him shoot Cara, and looked around the Captain D's restaurant near her.
Charlotte: Nothing yet. *Moving west*
Johnny: *Moving east. He sees a Norfolk Southern train arriving, with hundreds of men carrying AK47's*
NS Man 53: Stop the train! They're here!
Johnny: *Shoots the air brakes on the train, and it keeps going*
NS Man 53: I alisema stop!
Engineer: He shot our brakes!
Johnny: *Shoots three enemies on the train*
NS Man 53: Let's return fire!
NS Men: *Firing their AK47's at Johnny*
Charlotte: *Sees the train* Why aren't they slowing down? *Prepares her grenade launcher*
NS Man 78: Look! Grenade launcher!
Charlotte: *Fires a grenade, and kills several men*
With the brakes disabled, the train continued to roll pass Johnny, and Charlotte.
NS Man 65: They're out of range.
NS Man 14: We'll get him inayofuata time.
Charlotte: *Running towards Johnny. They both laugh at each other*
Johnny: *Hugs Charlotte* That was wonderful.
Charlotte: Did wewe shoot their brakes?
Johnny: Yeah. They won't be stopping anytime soon.
Charlotte: What do wewe say we go back to Captain D's for dinner?
Johnny: Very good. I'm buying.
Charlotte: *Laughs*
And just before they started walking back to the restaurant, charlotte and Johnny kissed.
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 27, 2019
Three women arrived in a Chevrolet Cruze. Two were sitting up front, while one was in the back seat.
Cara: *Gets out of the car with Edith* We'll be right back. We need to get something important.
Edith: Leave the engine running.
Charlotte: *Nods. She watches the women walk into the hotel, then picks up her phone to talk to her mother*
Mom: Hello?
Charlotte: Hi Mom, charlotte here.
Mom: How are wewe doing?
Charlotte: Good. I made a couple of new friends, and I just became a member of this group called Social Justice Warriors.
Mom: Congratulations darling. I need to get back to work, but thanks for calling. Good luck, and I'll see wewe soon.
Charlotte: kwa mom. I upendo you. *Hangs up*
Soon, an alarm went off. Both Edith, and Cara arrived with bags full of money.
Charlotte: *Waits for her Marafiki to get in, then floors it*
Security Guard: *Runs out of the hotel* All units, suspects are in a silver Chevy, heading east across the Ashley River.
Song: link
Two Taurus's had a roadblock in front of the Cruze.
Edith: wewe need to lose them.
Charlotte: Don't worry. Watch this. *Hits a button, and leans the car on the left side. She easily makes it between the two cars*
Cop 15: Did wewe see that?! After them! *Drives after the Cruze*
Cop 21: *Following in his Taurus*
Cop 15: They're going too fast. They're not gonna make that turn with front wheel drive.
Charlotte: *Using a touch screen, she turns the drivetrain into rear wheel drive, and drifts to the right, onto another road*
Cop 21: We need back up! They just turned south onto Lockwood Drive!
Cara: You're a fast learner.
Charlotte: How much further until we reach base?
Edith: It's on the other side of town at Concord Street.
Charlotte: *Makes a left turn*
She cut off a Jeep, and a Volvo. Both police cars were going too fast, and crashed into the other two cars.
Cop 15: They're going east again on Wentworth Street.
Charlotte: Well, we should be salama unless-
Cop 17: *Follows them from an intersection in a Dodge Charger*
Charlotte: -another cop spots us.
Edith: We'll take care of 'em. wewe just keep driving.
Cara: *Opens her window, and sticks out an AR15. She shoots the cop several times*
Cop: *Crashes into a tree*
Edith: Nice one.
Charlotte: *Turns left on E bay Street, then makes a right turn on Society Street*
Edith: There it us up ahead.
Charlotte: *Drifts as she turns left, then quickly goes to the right*
They were approaching a security booth, but the lady inside waved at the three women.
Guard: Our leader is back. Mission accomplished.
Charlotte: *Stops the car*
They were now in a huge parking lot, used to load cars onto trains.
Charlotte: *Gets out with Edith, and Cara* What did wewe two do?! I thought Social Justice Warriors were about peace, not violence!
Edith: That's the only way we can get equal rights.
Charlotte: We already have equal rights.
Cara: There's a lot of things wewe don't understand, but as I said, you're a fast learner.
Charlotte: Okay.
Cara: Once we get wewe up to speed, we will be unstoppable.
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
JOHNNY LIGHTNING
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his dawati with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Song: link
Langley, West Virginia
Johnny: *Driving his red 1969 Coronet*
Episode 9: Social Justice
Johnny: *Stops at the security booth*
Guard: Go on in Mr. Lightning.
Johnny: *Drives to the parking lot*
Special Guest Stars
Kiley Carbone as Cara Panamara
Hayley Nace as Edith Valden
Carolina Ravassa as charlotte Thorne
Johnny: *Enters the parking garage, and parks inayofuata to a Cadillac*
CIA Agent 39: *Looks at Johnny's Coronet* Nice car.
Johnny: Thanks. *Steps out*
Inside the HQ, Johnny quickly made his way to Commander Kane. The song fades away as he enters his office.
Commander Kane: Johnny.
Johnny: *Sits down* Sir.
Commander Kane: Have wewe heard of the Social Justice Warriors?
Johnny: Yes. They're a group mostly made up of females, and black people who are trying to make things better for themselves, kwa destroying everybody else who doesn't agree with them. There's three different SJW armies. Feminazis, Black Lives Matter, and Millennials.
Commander Kane: We've been aliyopewa a ripoti on several robberies that have occurred in the south. They've gone as far north as Charlestown, and we believe it's the Feminazi's. You're mission is to locate them, and kill them. There's lots of them scattered in the south, but start with Charlestown.
Johnny: Yes sir, that won't be a problem with this. *Pulls out his 1911*
Commander Kane: Your gun looks different.
Johnny: That's because it is different. I got a new version of this classic from Remington. The 1911 R1.
Commander Kane: Congratulations Johnny. I'm also going to give wewe an M14. Mabel has it for wewe in her office.
Johnny: I'll go get it before I leave. Thank wewe sir.
Commander Kane: Good luck.
Johnny: *Leaves Commander Kane's office*
Commander Kane: *Smokes a cigar as he puts his feet on his desk* That boy's the best agent we got.
Edith started talking to Cara in their headquarters.
Edith: We need to get going before someone finds us.
Cara: There's one zaidi heist we need to pull off. We cannot afford to miss it. Two trucks with dhahabu for a depository in Miami are passing through here, and if we pull this off, we'll have trillions of dollars on our hands.
Edith: Shall I inform charlotte about this?
Cara: I'm having her prepared for another assignment in West Virginia. While the Cruze is being repainted, we'll use one of our Toyota's for the dhahabu heist.
Edith: wewe got it boss. Camry, au Avalon?
Cara: Camry. Let charlotte use the Avalon for her assignment. Once we get the gold, we'll meet up with her, and start our inayofuata heist in Bluefield.
Back in Charlestown
Bald Man With Beard: Do wewe have what it takes to be a millennial? Your birth tarehe must be during, au after 1994, and wewe must also have a high opinion of yourself, while overreacting about political correctness.
Johnny: *Walks over to the man* I have no interest in joining, but I do have a friend who's part of the Feminazi's. Where is Cara Panamara?
Bald Man With Beard: She's not here at the moment. She's preparing a heist with some Marafiki to steal gold.
Johnny: I see. When will she be back?
Bald Man With Beard: She didn't say.
Johnny: Mind if I wait inside for her?
Bald Man With Beard: Fine. Have fun with your friend.
Johnny: Thanks. *Walks towards the building, looking at many cars, and autoracks.* They must be stealing these cars from the railroad.
Inside the building
Edith: Cara, the dhahabu is about to pass town. Charlotte's already on her way to Bluefield.
Cara: Let's go.
Johnny: *Close to the entrance*
karakana doors opened as a Toyota Camry drove towards him. Johnny quickly jumped out of the way.
Edith: Who was that?
Cara: Definitely not one of our guys. We'll lose him. *Floors it*
Song: link
Johnny: *Runs after the Toyota, selecting his Dodge Coronet from the watch. He jumps, making his car appear, and quickly starts to chase the two women*
Cara: Where the hell did that come from?
Edith: Who cares?! As wewe said, we'll lose him. wewe better be right.
Cara: I know, don't rush me. *Turns right*
Johnny: *Drifts as he catches up to them*
Edith: We're seriously still going for the gold?!
Cara: I'm not missing out on an fifteen digit payday!
Johnny: *Opens his window, and sticks out his 1911. He fires two bullets, hitting the back of the Camry*
Edith: *Pulls out her AR15* Excuse me. *She gets into the back seat, and breaks the back window. She then returns fire, spraying Johnny's car with bullets*
The two cars were now on Morrison Drive, heading for the truck with the gold.
Cara: There it is! *Applies the handbrakes, and quickly turns around*
Johnny: *Slides his car to a stop, blocking the Camry*
Cara: *Pushes Johnny's car out of the way*
Johnny: *Does a burnout as he turns around to continue chasing the Camry*
Guard: Hey, we got two cars speeding towards us.
Driver: Keep an eye on them.
Guard: *Cocks his M4A1* Will do.
Cara: Open the glove, glovu compartment, and give me my C4.
Edith: *Opens the glove, glovu compartment* Can I get back to killing the intruder?
Cara: Yes.
Johnny: *Shoots Edith*
Rage was quickly building up in Cara when she saw that Edith was shot.
Cara: I'll get wewe inayofuata time bullion. *Throws the C4 at Johnny, and detonates it*
Johnny: *Spins out of control, and crashes into a tree*
Stop the song
Cara: *Picks up a receiver* Girls, we have an enemy on Morrison Drive across the mitaani, mtaa from the Port Authorities. He must die at once, but use caution. The PA must not be alerted.
Johnny: *Climbs out of his car, and hits the red button on his watch. It goes back into the watch, and displays the amount of time necessary to fix the car* 75 minutes. I better get another car while I'm waiting.
A bullet hit the mti behind him. Johnny didn't hesitate to grab his M14, and return moto at the Feminazi's coming at him in Honda's, with MP5's, and an RPG.
Johnny: *Fires two bullets as he runs for cover*
Feminazi's: *Cutting off traffic to park on Johnny's side of the road*
Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone, and fires five bullets*
Femiazi's: *Returning moto with their MP5's*
Johnny: *Shoots three of them, then runs into a house*
Woman: What are wewe doing with that weapon?!
Johnny: Protecting your country! *Shoots two zaidi Feminazi's*
Feminazi 84: *Holding the RPG* I'm ready to moto at your command.
Feminazi 42: There's another woman in there. We can't risk killing her.
Johnny: *Shoots two zaidi Feminazi's*
Feminazi 84: I'm the last one standing. It's you, au me. *Fires a missile*
Johnny: *Shoots the missile, making his target explode*
Woman: Who would be mad enough to try and kill innocent people with a missile?
Johnny: Are wewe a Social Justice Warrior?
Woman: No.
Johnny: Good. Don't jiunge them, and wewe won't end up like those lunatics. *Leaves the house*
Using another car from his watch, Johnny went back to the building where Cara, and Edith were planning their heist. Nobody was around, but the door was unlocked.
Johnny: *Looks at a map* Let's see what we got. *Sees the town Bluefield circled with blue marker* Bluefield West Virginia. Is that why wewe used a blue marker? *Reads a note* In cooperation with Norfolk Southern, we will steal tons of supplies, money, and resources from the many buildings kwa the train yard. Meet charlotte at the gas station. *Uses his phone to tafuta Bluefield on Google Maps. He finds a gas station called Joy chakula Store* Hopefully this is the right place. *Runs out of the building, and uses his watch to spawn his Ford Mustang. He jumps, making his car appear, and drives to Bluefield*
Bluefield, West Virginia. Johnny arrived at Joy chakula Store, and saw charlotte arriving in an Avalon.
Johnny: *Parks near the store*
Charlotte: *Stops inayofuata to Johnny's Mustang*
They both got out of the car at the same time.
Johnny: Good morning.
Charlotte: What's so good about it?
Johnny: It's suppose to be sunny all day.
Charlotte: I can't talk.
Johnny: I wouldn't be so sure about that. *Pulls out his 1911* You're with the SJW's, aren't you?
Charlotte: Who are you?
Johnny: CIA.
Charlotte: Who are you?
Johnny: Johnny Lightning.
Charlotte: I am with the SJW's, but it's not at all what I was expecting.
Johnny: What were wewe expecting?
Charlotte: Something much zaidi peaceful.
Johnny: Well inayofuata time, do your research.
Charlotte: Put the gun away Mr. Lightning. I don't want any trouble.
Johnny: *Puts his gun away* Perhaps we can help each other. I can protect wewe if wewe give me information. The zaidi wewe talk, the zaidi I can help you.
Charlotte: Alright. Let's go to my hotel.
Johnny: *Makes his mustang go into his watch*
Charlotte: What was that?!
Johnny: A new anti theft system.
charlotte had a room at the Bluefield Inn, which wasn't very big, but it was cozy, and clean.
Johnny: *In Charlotte's room* Nice place wewe have here.
Charlotte: Cara Panamara's paying for it since she thinks I'm going to help her with her inayofuata heist.
Johnny: I understand Norfolk Southern is helping them steal things. Which stores are they going to attack?
Charlotte: Everything on Bluefield Avenue, from Dairy Queen to Captain D's.
Johnny: Just on that side of the road? Nothing else?
Charlotte: Nothing else.
Johnny: Do wewe know exactly how many people I'll be fighting?
Charlotte: You're not seriously going alone, are you? There's over 40 people that'll be involved with this heist. I can't remember the exact amount, but wewe need help.
Johnny: Oh yeah?
Charlotte: I'm going to help you. They don't know I'm working with you.
Johnny: I thought wewe alisema wewe didn't want to get involved with any violence.
Charlotte: Those Feminazi's need to pay for what they're doing. Two wrongs don't make a right, but this is where I make an exception.
Johnny: Alright. I have a plan. When do the Feminazi's arrive?
Charlotte: 4 PM, at the gas station.
Johnny: You're suppose to meet them there disguised as an employee, correct?
Charlotte: *Nods*
Johnny: I will meet them there instead. Perhaps that will delay their backup, and make it easier for us to focus on Norfolk Southern. Just in case I want wewe to wait at Captain D's. Work your way west, killing everyone that works for Norfolk Southern, and the Feminazi's. We'll meet up in the middle, at Hardee's.
Charlotte: How are wewe going to destroy the train they're using?
Johnny: I'll steal something. We have seven hours, so I'm going to call my boss, and see if I can get some weapons for you.
Charlotte: Thank you. wewe know something?
Johnny: Yeah?
Charlotte: I really like men. wewe especially. wewe keep everything in good shape for the innocent.
Johnny: *Smiles*
Johnny was waiting with charlotte at her hotel. A care package was going to be dropped off.
Johnny: *Sees a Black Hawk* Here it comes.
Charlotte: What did wewe get me?
Johnny: Body armor with an M4. wewe got a grenade launcher, and an Acog scope.
Charlotte: Thanks.
Johnny: You're welcome. Now let's move. We don't have much time.
Song: link
After dropping charlotte off at Captain D's, Johnny went back to Joy chakula Store. He got himself a uniform as a disguise. When Cara arrived in her Camry, Johnny walked outside to greet her.
Stop the song.
Cara: *Steps out of her car* What are wewe doing here? This is self serve.
Johnny: *Speaking in a Southern accent* I know, I know. Just stretchin' my legs.
Cara: Have we met before?
Johnny: Nope.
Cara: Right. *Opens her gas tank*
Johnny: *Looks at Cara's Camry* Say, that there's a nice lookin' Toyotor.
Cara: Toyotor?
Johnny: *Smiles* Toyotor.
Cara: *Angry* It's pronounced Toyota.
Johnny: Toyotor.
Cara: TOYOTA!!!! Say it with me! TOY-YOTA!!!
Johnny: *Leans towards Cara and whispers* Toyotor.
Cara: Fine. wewe wanna pampu it for me? *Gives Johnny a credit card* Fill it regular.
Johnny: Gladly. *Swipes her card, and gives it back to her*
Cara: I need to make a phone call. Keep a good eye on this for me.
Johnny: Anythin' wewe say. *Putting gas in Cara's car*
Cara: Where the hell is Charlotte? She was supposed to meet me here, and I got a hillbilly instead. *Calling another girl*
Down at Captain D's, charlotte was waiting to hear gunfire.
Charlotte: *Wearing her body armor, and has her gun set up with a bandolier holding eight clips of ammo* Come on Johnny, give me the signal.
Johnny: Who are wewe callin'?
Cara: That's not your concern pal.
Johnny: *Grabs his gun, and shoots Cara's arm, making her drop the phone*
Cara: *Holding her wound*
Johnny: *Picks up the phone, and cancels the call. He then drops the phone, and steps on it*
Cara: wewe bastard!! What kind of gas station attendant are you?!
Johnny: I'm not a gas station attendant. *Points his gun at Cara* I'm CIA. Your Feminazi party will not be robbing anymore people as long as I'm around.
Cara: wewe may have stopped my team, but wewe still need to put up with Norfolk Southern.
Johnny: Oh don't worry. That won't be a problem. *Stops the gas pump, and takes it out of the tank of Cara's car. He then sprays Cara with gas, then puts the pampu back* If wewe even try to stop me, I'll burn wewe alive. *Closes the gas tank on Cara's car* Oh, and in case you're wondering, Charlotte's working for me now. She's not really happy with what you're doing.
Cara: *Puts her hand in her pocket, and grabs a Glock 17*
Johnny: *Shoots Cara*
The bullet ignited the fuel soaking Cara, and she was now on fire.
Johnny: *Watching her scream in pain as he walks away* Have a good siku in hell.
Song: link
Charlotte's signal to start attacking was the sound of Johnny's gun. She heard him shoot Cara, and looked around the Captain D's restaurant near her.
Charlotte: Nothing yet. *Moving west*
Johnny: *Moving east. He sees a Norfolk Southern train arriving, with hundreds of men carrying AK47's*
NS Man 53: Stop the train! They're here!
Johnny: *Shoots the air brakes on the train, and it keeps going*
NS Man 53: I alisema stop!
Engineer: He shot our brakes!
Johnny: *Shoots three enemies on the train*
NS Man 53: Let's return fire!
NS Men: *Firing their AK47's at Johnny*
Charlotte: *Sees the train* Why aren't they slowing down? *Prepares her grenade launcher*
NS Man 78: Look! Grenade launcher!
Charlotte: *Fires a grenade, and kills several men*
With the brakes disabled, the train continued to roll pass Johnny, and Charlotte.
NS Man 65: They're out of range.
NS Man 14: We'll get him inayofuata time.
Charlotte: *Running towards Johnny. They both laugh at each other*
Johnny: *Hugs Charlotte* That was wonderful.
Charlotte: Did wewe shoot their brakes?
Johnny: Yeah. They won't be stopping anytime soon.
Charlotte: What do wewe say we go back to Captain D's for dinner?
Johnny: Very good. I'm buying.
Charlotte: *Laughs*
And just before they started walking back to the restaurant, charlotte and Johnny kissed.
The End
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first chemsha bongo I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:
Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!
1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?
Told wewe I could make wewe say 256.
OK,if wewe alisema to yourself,"No.You alisema wewe can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if wewe didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
Anyways,here is the quiz:
Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!
1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?
Told wewe I could make wewe say 256.
OK,if wewe alisema to yourself,"No.You alisema wewe can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if wewe didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach wewe all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.
2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.
example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay
example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray
Now wewe know how to do it!
Now, if wewe want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and onyesha your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you
enter your translation results, and if wewe win, wewe get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If wewe are a winner check everything on your profile.
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.
2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.
example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay
example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray
Now wewe know how to do it!
Now, if wewe want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and onyesha your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you
enter your translation results, and if wewe win, wewe get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If wewe are a winner check everything on your profile.
Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so wewe don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.
10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
I promise I'm not being...
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10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
I promise I'm not being...
