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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. wewe can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 14: Round And Round We Go

Miss. moyo was driving her pink 1941 Willys Americar up Route 12 to visit some Marafiki out of town. She made it to the juu of the kilima when she got a flat tire.

Miss. Heart: *Stops, and puts her hazard lights on. She gets out of her car, and walks over to the trunk*
Kevin: *Stops inayofuata to Miss. moyo in his truck* Need a hand?
Miss. Heart: No.
Kevin: Suit yourself. *Drives away*
Miss. Heart: *Opens the trunk, and gets out the jack. She places it under her car, and raises it to replace the flat tire. She goes back to the trunk, and walks to the spare*

She picked it up, but it was too heavy. She fell on her back, dropping the spare. It rolled down the kilima going back into Frenchtown.

Miss. Heart: No!! *Running after the spare*
machungwa, chungwa Circle: *Stops at a stop sign, and sees the tire heading for his truck. He slowly backs up, and watches the tire bounce off a curb, continuing it's path into Frenchtown*
Miss. Heart: Thanks for nothing! *Running after the tire*
machungwa, chungwa Circle: I didn't want to damage my truck.

The tire went up a small hill, and landed on juu of a station wagon.

Miss. Heart: *Feeling tired as she runs after the station wagon* Well at least it's still going towards Frenchtown.

The station wagon didn't go very far. It turned right, into a parking lot, and stopped.

Purple Triangle: *Walks out with his family* Time for some delicious pizza kids.
pembetatu Children: Yummy.
Miss. Heart: At least I got my tire back. *Takes the tire off of the station wagon, and walks back to her car*

When Ms. moyo made it to the juu of the hill, her car was missing. The jack was still there with the flat tire however.

Ms. Heart: What is the meaning of this? I left my phone in the car, and now I have to go all the way to the police barracks.

She continued to walk along the road passing several cars.

Kevin: *Stopping inayofuata to Ms. moyo again* What happened to your car? Did wewe decide to keep the spare, and sell everything else?
Ms. Heart: No. Leave me alone.
Kevin: Okay. *Drives away*

She reached an intersection when a state trooper stopped inayofuata to her with the police lights on.

Ms. Heart: Thank you! I need your help.
Police Square 65: Yes wewe do. Get in my car.

Ms. moyo was taken down to State Police Barracks. Two officers asked her questions.

Police pembetatu 92: Now you're saying that wewe left the car there, because your spare tire rolled down the hill, going to Frenchtown.
Ms. Heart: Yes officer. It was heavier than I thought, and I unfortunately dropped it.
Police Square 65: What's the license plate on your car again?
Ms. Heart: FRT-48H
Police Square 65: *Writing down the license plate number* We'll alert all of our other units, and keep an eye out for your car.

Meanwhile in a town called Ringoes, two hexagon, pembesita rednecks had a birthday present for their sister.

Grey hexagon, pembesita 62: Happy birthday Mary-Jane.
machungwa, chungwa hexagon, pembesita 49: We got wewe a purty pink car.
pink hexagon, pembesita 61: Thanks brothers. Y'all are very kind.
Grey hexagon, pembesita 62: Let's get it off this here trailer, and wewe can drive around in style.

The flat tire was replaced with another tire slightly smaller than the others. They rolled it off the trailer, and Mary-Jane got into the car.

pink hexagon, pembesita 61: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Come on sexy, y'all can do it. *Turns the key again* She started. *Turns on the radio*

Song: link

pink hexagon, pembesita 61: Wait until my Marafiki see what I got under the hood. *Revs the engine, and starts driving, but the car only goes 1 mile an hour*

The car stalled, but the muziki was too loud for anyone to notice.

machungwa, chungwa hexagon, pembesita 49: It ain't nothing like our diesel truck.
Grey hexagon, pembesita 62: I'll say. It's much slower.
pink hexagon, pembesita 61: *Pushes the pedal down several times* Why ain't wewe goin' faster? *Stops, and turns the car off. She steps out, and goes to her brothers*
Grey hexagon, pembesita 62: She don't look happy.
pink hexagon, pembesita 61: Take this back to wherever wewe found it.
machungwa, chungwa hexagon, pembesita 49: Okay Mary-Jane.

Ms. moyo was being taken back to her house. They were about to go down the kilima when she noticed her car was back in the exact same spot, as if no one moved it.

Ms. Heart: My car's back.
Police Square 65: *Stops inayofuata to Ms. Heart's car* Good luck with your tire.
Ms. Heart: *Steps out of the police car*
Police Square 65: *Drives away*
Ms. Heart: *Goes to her car, and takes off the flat tire* Whoever aliiba this put the flat tire back on for some reason. That's weird. *Picks up the spare*
machungwa, chungwa Circle: *Driving a semi. He honks his horn as he passes Ms. Heart*
Ms. Heart: AH!! *Drops the spare, and watches it roll down the hill* Not again.

Ending Theme: link

Kevin: *Stops inayofuata to Ms. Heart* Need a hand?
Ms. Heart: Fine. wewe may get on Wayne's nerves, but at least wewe actually do good stuff for me.

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one zaidi minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See wewe later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground inayofuata to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head kwa her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front kwa his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit kwa her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit kwa his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, au beaten up kwa floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from March 28, 2018
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posted by nmdis
ROAR
I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the mashua and make a mess
So I sit quietly, agreed politely
I guess that I forgot I had a choice
I let wewe push me past the breaking point
I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything

You held me down, but I got up
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, your hear that sound
Like thunder, gonna shake the ground
You held me down, but I got up
Get ready cause I’ve had enough
I see it all, I see it now

Chorus:
I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the moto
Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me...
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posted by nmdis
SLOW DOWN

Now that I have captured your attention
I want to steal wewe for a rhythm intervention
Mr. T, wewe say I'm ready for inspection
Show me how wewe make a first impression

Oh, oh
Can we take it nice and slow, slow
Break it down and drop it low, low
Cause I just wanna party all night in the neon lights 'til wewe can't let me go

I just wanna feel your body right inayofuata to mine
All night long
Baby, slow down the song
And when it's coming closer to the end hit rewind
All night long
Baby, slow down the song

If wewe want me I'm accepting applications
So long as we keep this record on rotation
You know I'm good...
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posted by animelol
Mary asks everyone to guess her age. Thanks to the amazing effects of two safe, at-home anti-aging creams, her skin defies time, looking 20 years younger than it once did.

As a mom to two children in Hightstown, New Jersey, Mary leads the typical average American lifestyle. After working hard to provide for her family in this struggling economy, Mary can't afford to throw money at the newest beauty products, hoping they will work when all others have not lived up to their hype. Unhappy with the wrinkles and age spots on her face, not to mention the sagging skin on her neck, Mary strived to find...
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Ooooohhh
Ooh, yeah
You, wewe got a nasty reputation
We're in a sticky situation, it's down to me and you
So tell me, is it true, they say there ain't nobody better
Well now that we're together
Show me what wewe can do

You're under the gun
Out on the run
Gonna set the night on fire
Out on the run
Under the gun
Playin' to win

Raise your hands
When wewe want to let it go
Raise your hands
And wewe want to let a feeling show
Raise your hands
New York to Chicago
Raise your hands
From New Jersey to Tokyo
Whoa-whoa
Raise your hands

I, I've been out on the front line
Where you'll go down if wewe waste time
They'll walk all over...
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Once upon a time
Not so long ago
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike, he's down on his luck
It's tough, so tough

Gina works the diner all day
Working for her man, she brings nyumbani her pay
For love, mmm, for love

She says we got to hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it au not
We got each other and that's a lot
For upendo we'll give it a shot

Oh we're half way there
Whoa-oh livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Whoa-oh, livin' on a prayer

Tommy's got his six string in hock
Now he's holding in when he used to make it talk
So tough, mmm, it's tough

Gina...
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Listen people can't wewe hear the voices that are crying out
There's a hunger burning in the moyo of their souls
Maybe now that I got wewe let me tell wewe what I'm talking 'bout
Stand up and shout tonight we'll lose control

(Oh, no)
I been down and mistreated
(Oh no, let’s go)
Now we're standing undefeated
(Yeah)

I'm (I’m) the king of the mountain
I'm (I’m) the king of the hill
I'm (I’m) the king of the mountain
I'm (I’m) the king of the hill

You spend your life working 9 to 5 it's like doing time
Boss man says "Hey boy, you'll never be no good"
With the night there's a magic in the air makes us...
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One moyo one other
They met last summer
One songesha she started
Now they upendo this way
The pain of pleasure
Lying together
You're at their mercy
As the telephone's ringing on

No one alisema there'd be nights like this
Risk your life for a stolen kiss

We live, we learn, we lie
For the price of love
We kiss then say goodbye
For the price of love
We live, we learn, we lie
For the price of love
We kiss then say goodbye
For the price of love

Each songesha goes so slow
Until the door closed
No secret codes now
No word says baby goes down
One last dance then goodbye
Practicing his upendo lies
He runs to his wife
And you’re left holding...
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posted by cloudburst
I'm still alive but barely breathing
Just pray to a God that beloved in
Cause I got rime while she got freedom
Cause when a hertbreaks,no it don't breakeven

Her best days will be some of my worst
She finally met a man that's gonna put her first
While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping
cause when a heartbreaks,no it don't breakeven,even,no

What am I suppose to do
When the best part of me is always wewe and
What am I suppose to say
When I'm all choked up and your okay

I'm falling to pieces,yeah
I'm falling to pieces

They say bad things happen for a reason
But no wise words gonna stop the bleeding
Cause...
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Pretty much in no specific order. Enjoy!

~~

CLANNAD + {CLANNAD After Story}

Easily an instant classic, and needs zaidi publicity. Very touching with memorable characters. I don't recommended this anime for anxious people (mostly boys) who aren't comfortable with a steady plot with not too much going on until later in the story. WARNING: 99% chance of uncontrollable crying. Good luck, my Marafiki xD

Main themes: Comedy, romance, drama, slice of life


Kuroshitsuji (I + II)

I have been a shabiki of this series for a long while. It's origins are Victorian Era England, which makes it enjoyable for anyone who's...
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1.Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2.While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3.Every time wewe turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"

4.Go up to the manager and tell him au her that you've Lost your mommy.

5.While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6.Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles - and around corners - with a magnifying glass.

7.While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he au she has anything for body lice.

8.After visiting the bakery section,...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOPPPPEEEEEEE
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see wewe again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I alisema YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do wewe mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the onyesha today! BYE! I HOPE wewe ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
posted by EllentheStrange
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the juu of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy kubeba and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. wewe hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as wewe can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say wewe were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a bila mpangilio person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive wewe cheated on me with that whore" and point to a bila mpangilio girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If wewe are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If wewe are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz au dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.