Another month, and another series of ten indie games to talk about. This time, we got no stinkers this time. Maybe a few games that could be seen as nothing to grand, but I assure you, all good indie titles, and all worth your time. No We Happy Fews au YIIKs here, ladies and gents. And we’re starting ourselves off with a real treat today, one of the best indie games out there. That’s right, it’s the one and only, Minecraft- Cuphead, yeah. That’s the one I meant
Cuphead and his pal, Mugman, they like to roll the dice. After stumbling upon a casino owned kwa the Devil, they wager their souls in the hopes of getting a winning bet. I think wewe know where this goes. Now the two are on a mission to collect the soul contracts from the Devil’s other debtors in order to save their souls from eternal damnation. Played out in the story just like that of a classic cartoon from the 30s, the game’s visuals compliment that fact. This game has an uhuishaji that is so good, I’d dare say it beats Skullgirls in it’s hand drawn art. The sheer amount of transformations and movement from all of the characters in this game, wewe can feel the passion and effort put into each and every single character. The rubber hose aesthetic that was the custom in those old cartoons really fits the world of Cuphead perfectly and gives it a unique style that is unlike any other indie game. You’d be mistaken to assume that this was even an indie game and not a triple A big budget game. This game took a lot of time to perfect, as it was delayed again and again. But a wise man once alisema a delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is bad forever. Miyamoto, president of Nintendo, currently rushing Pokemon Sword and Shield.
But wewe don’t need me to tell wewe how good the art is. wewe can see that for yourself. How is the gameplay? Hard! Really fucking hard. This game, despite only being made up of boss fights, is one of the hardest games I’ve ever played. wewe think Dark Souls is hard, Polygon journalist? Have wewe never played through Dark Souls III and felt how easy it was? No, I didn’t think so. Cuphead has no room for heals, no room for mistakes. wewe gotta be fast and ready to songesha on a dime. Even the easiest bosses can mess wewe up if wewe aren’t moving and shooting. It only takes one mistake on the controls to get caught in the crossfire. wewe get three hits, four if wewe really want to lower your attack power, and that’s it. No heals aside from one boss, and no breaks. The bosses though, aren’t too long. They are about two to three dakika and are able to be beaten quickly. But wewe are only able to beat them if wewe have the skills to. And after every death, which I assure you, wewe will get, wewe will always see how far wewe got into the boss fight, along with a taunt from the boss. Seeing how far wewe got, seeing how wewe just barely Lost to the boss right when wewe were close pushes wewe to keep going. wewe know wewe can do it. wewe learned the bosses attacks, now wewe are ready to go in again for another chance. But even then, all the bosses are insanely fun. Some are harder than others, but there is not one bad boss here. They all feel fair and while difficult, never once do they feel cheap… Well, except for Dr. Kahl’s Robot… That was pretty bullshit. But aside from that, every boss is fun to look at their animation, fun to fight and get a high score on, and just a ton of fun to try and beat with a friend.
Finally, an indie game with co-op that my Marafiki actually wanted to play. In two player mode, the 2nd player plays as Mugman, and now wewe would think the game gets easier… ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, wewe wish. Bosses that I learned the moves of and could wipe the floor with becomes so much harder thanks to the added health they get from two players mode. wewe think the game is gonna get easier just cause wewe got a friend? This shit ain’t Dark Souls, motherfucker! Learn the moves again and keep your buddy from dying too early au you’re as good as dead. The game doesn’t let wewe cheap your way out. wewe wanna win, wewe gotta learn to get better. No way wewe can cheese these bosses. And I can admire that, honestly. And can we talk about the fully orchestrated score that this games soundtrack has. The smooth jazz and the great use of muziki from the times really flows with this games pleasing aesthetic to make the already visually impressive game a beauty to the ears as well. My god, how can an indie game be so damn perfect in so many ways? How can a small team of two guys who mortgaged their homes create something so damn perfect!?
So yeah, uh.. Cuphead… It’s pretty good. The game has become not only a critical success, but financial as well. It is an indie game that rivals Undertale in popularity now, and while Toby fox, mbweha is making video game muziki for major companies like Game Freak, the Pokemon team, Cuphead has managed to get an upcoming DLC and an upcoming Netflix animated series. I think it's salama to say that Cuphead has become a success, and boy did it deserve it.
Up Next: Let’s get salty
Cuphead and his pal, Mugman, they like to roll the dice. After stumbling upon a casino owned kwa the Devil, they wager their souls in the hopes of getting a winning bet. I think wewe know where this goes. Now the two are on a mission to collect the soul contracts from the Devil’s other debtors in order to save their souls from eternal damnation. Played out in the story just like that of a classic cartoon from the 30s, the game’s visuals compliment that fact. This game has an uhuishaji that is so good, I’d dare say it beats Skullgirls in it’s hand drawn art. The sheer amount of transformations and movement from all of the characters in this game, wewe can feel the passion and effort put into each and every single character. The rubber hose aesthetic that was the custom in those old cartoons really fits the world of Cuphead perfectly and gives it a unique style that is unlike any other indie game. You’d be mistaken to assume that this was even an indie game and not a triple A big budget game. This game took a lot of time to perfect, as it was delayed again and again. But a wise man once alisema a delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is bad forever. Miyamoto, president of Nintendo, currently rushing Pokemon Sword and Shield.
But wewe don’t need me to tell wewe how good the art is. wewe can see that for yourself. How is the gameplay? Hard! Really fucking hard. This game, despite only being made up of boss fights, is one of the hardest games I’ve ever played. wewe think Dark Souls is hard, Polygon journalist? Have wewe never played through Dark Souls III and felt how easy it was? No, I didn’t think so. Cuphead has no room for heals, no room for mistakes. wewe gotta be fast and ready to songesha on a dime. Even the easiest bosses can mess wewe up if wewe aren’t moving and shooting. It only takes one mistake on the controls to get caught in the crossfire. wewe get three hits, four if wewe really want to lower your attack power, and that’s it. No heals aside from one boss, and no breaks. The bosses though, aren’t too long. They are about two to three dakika and are able to be beaten quickly. But wewe are only able to beat them if wewe have the skills to. And after every death, which I assure you, wewe will get, wewe will always see how far wewe got into the boss fight, along with a taunt from the boss. Seeing how far wewe got, seeing how wewe just barely Lost to the boss right when wewe were close pushes wewe to keep going. wewe know wewe can do it. wewe learned the bosses attacks, now wewe are ready to go in again for another chance. But even then, all the bosses are insanely fun. Some are harder than others, but there is not one bad boss here. They all feel fair and while difficult, never once do they feel cheap… Well, except for Dr. Kahl’s Robot… That was pretty bullshit. But aside from that, every boss is fun to look at their animation, fun to fight and get a high score on, and just a ton of fun to try and beat with a friend.
Finally, an indie game with co-op that my Marafiki actually wanted to play. In two player mode, the 2nd player plays as Mugman, and now wewe would think the game gets easier… ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, wewe wish. Bosses that I learned the moves of and could wipe the floor with becomes so much harder thanks to the added health they get from two players mode. wewe think the game is gonna get easier just cause wewe got a friend? This shit ain’t Dark Souls, motherfucker! Learn the moves again and keep your buddy from dying too early au you’re as good as dead. The game doesn’t let wewe cheap your way out. wewe wanna win, wewe gotta learn to get better. No way wewe can cheese these bosses. And I can admire that, honestly. And can we talk about the fully orchestrated score that this games soundtrack has. The smooth jazz and the great use of muziki from the times really flows with this games pleasing aesthetic to make the already visually impressive game a beauty to the ears as well. My god, how can an indie game be so damn perfect in so many ways? How can a small team of two guys who mortgaged their homes create something so damn perfect!?
So yeah, uh.. Cuphead… It’s pretty good. The game has become not only a critical success, but financial as well. It is an indie game that rivals Undertale in popularity now, and while Toby fox, mbweha is making video game muziki for major companies like Game Freak, the Pokemon team, Cuphead has managed to get an upcoming DLC and an upcoming Netflix animated series. I think it's salama to say that Cuphead has become a success, and boy did it deserve it.
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Dude, this is scary! Let me tell wewe want happened.
I was walking up some stairs at school (we have alot of stairs) and a guy, a student I don't know is screaming at me,
"HEY!"
As I normally do, I replied "Hi." Now here is the disturbing part. He alisema (and still yelling),
"CAN I MESSAGE YOUR TOES?"
I was shocked. A stranger wants to touch my toes! So I alisema "No" and he did a "Darn"
Then he told all his Marafiki that I'm was his girlfriend. I was scared! It was soooo random. He asked me if the was true au not so he can prove it. Awkwardly, I answered "Yea......." THEN, then he did this really weird dance. He skipped and clapped at the same time. His Marafiki were laughing and he called me "Sweetheart"
I thought I may want to share
I was walking up some stairs at school (we have alot of stairs) and a guy, a student I don't know is screaming at me,
"HEY!"
As I normally do, I replied "Hi." Now here is the disturbing part. He alisema (and still yelling),
"CAN I MESSAGE YOUR TOES?"
I was shocked. A stranger wants to touch my toes! So I alisema "No" and he did a "Darn"
Then he told all his Marafiki that I'm was his girlfriend. I was scared! It was soooo random. He asked me if the was true au not so he can prove it. Awkwardly, I answered "Yea......." THEN, then he did this really weird dance. He skipped and clapped at the same time. His Marafiki were laughing and he called me "Sweetheart"
I thought I may want to share
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected kwa wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited kwa one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit au other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that wewe have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers au water witches. Someone who can locate water au Lost object with a rod au wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see au sense aura, au energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected kwa wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited kwa one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit au other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that wewe have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers au water witches. Someone who can locate water au Lost object with a rod au wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see au sense aura, au energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
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Stephanie
I ran into the bathroom. Dominic and Spencer were in the bright pink doorway.
Belinda was on the floor. Scarlet was watching Spencer. Spencer was crying. Wait. Spencer was crying. Wow. I think he's sick. Spencer's always smiling stupidly and talking about stupid things in a stupid voice. Not crying. Spencer has never cried. I'm his sister so I would know. I walked over. Spencer was hugging Dominic. My face flushed with anger. Spencer was my brother, not Dominic's.
"Spencer," I said. "She's gonna like you."
Spencer wiped away a tear. I got him a tissue and splashed water on his face. He was going to get detention. Oh well. He doesn't care anyway.
Stephanie
I ran into the bathroom. Dominic and Spencer were in the bright pink doorway.
Belinda was on the floor. Scarlet was watching Spencer. Spencer was crying. Wait. Spencer was crying. Wow. I think he's sick. Spencer's always smiling stupidly and talking about stupid things in a stupid voice. Not crying. Spencer has never cried. I'm his sister so I would know. I walked over. Spencer was hugging Dominic. My face flushed with anger. Spencer was my brother, not Dominic's.
"Spencer," I said. "She's gonna like you."
Spencer wiped away a tear. I got him a tissue and splashed water on his face. He was going to get detention. Oh well. He doesn't care anyway.
Larry Potsmoker be a seriez of seven ndoto novels written kwa tha British lyricist J. K. Rowling. Da vitabu chronicle tha adventurez of a wizard, Larry Potsmoker, n' his wild lil' playaz Ronald Weasley n' Hermione Granger, all of whom is studentz at Hogwartz School of Witchcraft n' Wizardry. Da main story arc concerns Harryz quest ta overcome tha Dark wizard Lord Voldemort, whose aims is ta become immortal, conquer tha wizardin ghetto, subjugate non-magical gangstas, n' destroy all em whoz punda stand up in his way, especially Larry Potsmoker.
At the end of series 3, wewe never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be inayofuata in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well wewe know that face au a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If wewe don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she got trapped in the spirit world
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be inayofuata in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well wewe know that face au a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If wewe don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she got trapped in the spirit world