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I was a bit of a scaredy cat when I was a kid and there were some things I wasn't totally ready to watch at certain ages. My stepmom actually watched horror sinema while I was in the room when I was 8 and didn't care that some of those sinema kinda scarred me for life. There were some Disney sinema I had a hard time watching when I was a kid because there were one au zaidi scenes that scared me too much.

And in case you're wondering, "Why juu 13?" Well, because 1. 13 because unlucky number and 2. I do what I want


13. Hocus Pocus
This is a movie I upendo now. I watch it over and over again without getting bored, I really want to dress as one of the Sanderson sisters, and I have a black cat named Bynx after Thackery Binx. But for some reason I remember actually getting scared during some parts of this movie; Max lighting the black flame candle and the sisters coming back to life, the graveyard scene, the witches getting burned alive, and the climax of the movie. I was barely a mwaka old when this movie was released so I guess I could just pass it off as being too "scary" for a baby but maybe I was just a scaredy baby.

12. kubeba attack in fox, mbweha and the Hound
The reason for this was kinda obvious; that kubeba was scary AF.

11. Ghost of krisimasi Present dying in krisimasi Carol
Again, kinda obvious reason. That whole bit was scary AF. The thing is I was almost 17 years old when I saw this movie for the first time in theaters...in 3D.

10. Snow White Lost in the forest in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Once again, obvious reason.

9. Aladin almost executed in Return of Jafar
I upendo Aladin but Return of Jafar was a little much for me when I was a toddler. Yes, even after watching snake Jafar in the first movie and the challenge in the third movie. It was just seeing Aladin almost get his head chopped off that made me avoid this movie for a while.

8. The palanquin in Beauty and the Beast
Why did they make that thing so terrifying? It was like a giant screeching spider. I didn't even know what that was when I was little, that's why it was so scary to me.

7. Beast's introduction
Another Beauty and the Beast scene that was too much for me as a kid. One big reason this was so scary for me is because on the vhs copy we had wewe really can't even see the Beast too well and the way he just gets in Maurice's face and is growling like an animal is just...yeah, no.

6. Any scene with Maleficent
Maleficent is probably the only villain who scared me every scene she was in. Her voice, appearance, laugh, everything about her just made me cover my eyes every time she was on screen when I was little.

5. Pinocchio
Like Hocus Pocus, there were a lot of scenes in this movie that scared the crap out of me. Strombolli, the Coachman, Monstro, the donkey transformation scene...yeeeeah to this siku I still refuse to watch this movie.

4. Ghost of krisimasi Future from krisimasi Carol
Again, the first time I saw this movie was in theaters in 3-frigging-D. So seeing the Ghost of krisimasi Future actually pointing at wewe and having their creepy shadow horse's face close to mine was enough to keep me awake that night (that was a fun Black Friday shopping spree the inayofuata day...)

3. Attack in Port Royal in Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Okay so hear me out; the biggest reason this movie was scary for me was because when I watched this movie I didn't feel ready to watch violence in a live action sinema because watching horror sinema just a couple years before scared the hell out of me. So when I watched this in class when I was 11 of course it freaked me out.

2. Night on Bald Mountain in Fantasia
Do I even need to explain?

1. Turkish prison in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
So after watching Curse of the Black Pearl zaidi I was actually really excited that there was going to be a sequel. I saw Dead Man’s Chest opening night and Davy Jones did scare me a little bit but the Turkish prison at the beginning was way too much for me. I still skip that part whenever I watch this movie
posted by JonasLuver1
Why Guys upendo Girls:

1. The way they always smell good even if it’s just shampoo
2. The way they always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our ams
5. The way they kiss wewe ad make everything alright in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the it’s all worthwhile
8. The way they are always warm even if it’s minus 30 degrees
9. The way the look good no matter what they wear
10. The way she fished for compliments even though wewe both know she’s the most beautiful...
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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a mti and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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Just kusoma some of the Terminator nukuu through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash siku tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. wewe might get annoyed kwa it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a moyo attack. His moyo isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first wewe don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on moto with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....
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posted by KateKicksAss
 This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
Of course, if wewe are TRULY random, wewe shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever wewe may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases au monologues au pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of Marafiki au logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if wewe got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and wewe can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...
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"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and kwa brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in kitanda and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...
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posted by yoshifan1976
Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse peach, pichi was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", peach, pichi told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a kiss and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. daisy hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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added by loonybug
Source: tumblr
No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about Disney and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have wewe watched Shake it up? It's the best thing Disney has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit Disney Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL Disney & music. Even the trash sinema like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the Disney direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap Disney Channel has to offer....
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posted by hetalianstella
This is in no particular order.

- I hate how people automatically assume wewe are Chinese just because you're Asian, au automatically assume wewe are Mexican just because wewe are Hispanic.

- How people always say they COULD care less when they COULDN'T care less!

- When people use an elevator.....for one floor!

- Perverts....I mean, I don't hate perverts. Some of my best Marafiki are perverts. But I'm not a pervert, so don't act like a pervert around me. Anywhere else is fine, but please respect my asexuality.

- When people overuse lol.
Especially when there is nothing funny!
Same with OMG. I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little gppony, pony shabiki fiction. If wewe do not like talking farasi that come in different colors, run for your life.



Song: link
 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.


France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pierce Hawkins as....

Papillon

Police gppony, pony 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

Police gppony, pony 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, wewe will all be transferred...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


On May 27, 2016, a war was started kwa a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new ikoni he created. This angered millions, and mgawanyiko, baidisha the My Little gppony, pony fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...
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Just something I want to experiment with.. Even though it's not October it is kinda Halloweeny...



10: Jack the Ripper:
Let's start with then obvious for a orodha like this, the guy who disemboweled and probably dissected prostitutes, while also uandishi taunting letters to police. If wewe heard of Black Dalia, well this guy did this too 'all' his victims. And as the story goes, he was never found..


9: Jane Topper:
To me there was always disturbing about "Jolly Jane", the nurse was suppose to help people but instead poisons them, and worse still, lies with them as they died. Apparently for sexual...
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Mapquest Driving Directions is a web mapping service that provides detailed driving directions, traffic updates, and maps for various modes of transportation, including cars, bicycles, and public transportation. Mapquest Driving Directions is available on the web, as well as on mobile devices through the Mapquest app.

Cruise control, on the other hand, is a feature found in many modern cars that allows drivers to set a constant speed for their vehicle. With cruise control, drivers can relax their feet and maintain a consistent speed without needing to constantly adjust the accelerator pedal....
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added by Ranty-cat
Source: Fb
#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court kwa the Reality Police and put on trial simply because wewe alisema your reality sucked..


#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog kwa a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget wewe ever existed..


#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret....
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